🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[4090 Chad]

Ethan Ralph has entered El Estanque, and he's the shortest one there

Never beating the 5’1” allegations

 

[AncientPhosphur]

HE'S SO SHORT! 5'10 btw

 

[HackerX]

He looks like a goddamn dwarf!!!!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

What happened to his gunt? He looks like an AIDS patient being so small and frail-looking.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Never beating the 5’1” allegations

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You know what, guys? Ralph was right, he's not five one.

Didn't know he had AIDS, though. Wishing him the best.

 

[Schpoots]

Somehow he looks like both an old man and a little kid

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Deflated gunt sighting

Still a gunt, even behind a XXXL baseball jersey tucked into his shorts.
Edit to add: check out the posture, even sitting down:

 

[HackerX]

Mexicans aren't exactly renown for their great stature and they're all towering over Ralph. Amazin'.

 

[You're MDNWU]

How can a 5'10 ralphamale be shorter than a bunch of brownskins?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Fat fuck really did it? Time stamp?

He's going to end up getting fucked in the ass by the tranny on stream aint he?

 

[porkWellington]

Never beating the 5’1” allegations

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Hispanics are shorter than average too

 

[Sloppa]

He's so tiny, it's unbelievable. 5/6ths of his mass is his weird pregnancy belly.

 

[Farmholio]

I can't comprehend the pigmonster who just a few years ago was looking like a loose ham getting pounded on the sidewalk by those bri'ish chuds is now this little uncanny crackfiend imp creature. It's so weird. Sorry for tourist posting but god damn.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Still a gunt, even behind a XXXL baseball jersey tucked into his shorts.
Edit to add: check out the posture, even sitting down:

This is going to be Ralph without control of every facet of the angle and lighting.
We are going to see him look elderly like never before. He already looks like a Parkinson's Victim

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How long until his first Xannie seizure?
Edit to add: from youtube comments:

 

[The Early 2000s]

You know what, guys? Ralph was right, he's not five one.

Didn't know he had AIDS, though. Wishing him the best.
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Looks like the Keebler Elf with AIDS

 

[TulpaTownW]

before ralph showed up the rambling producer said some stuff and I wasnt really comprehending because I was also playing vidya with this on the second monitor waiting for ralph to show up.
I think he was trying to gaslight the fish into thinking ethan ralph was a scout for some more mainstream investor and to treat him well
but maybe i just didnt listen to anything he said and he actually meant someone else was watching because shortly after they actually got re-streamed on fishtank.live

Can anyone confirm?

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hope he talks about that GODDAMN JEWSH MOON just for everyone to look confused.

 

[Estate]

Bruh!
Surrounded by spics.
In oversized clothes and flip flops.
The shortest.
The fattest.
The oldest.

Can't wait for more!

 

[Blitzsneed]

TTS is being set up and should be available in the near future. And this gunted dwarf is already using his phone.