🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Is the ragepig planning to get in on the OF sex-tourist trend where white men travel around the world and sell their bareback HIV conquests to their thirsty beta male audience?

 

[Xev]

I didn't realize the gunt had a mexican grand daughter in high school.

Seriously though, he looks 60 and she looks 16.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Every time I have to remind myself this dude ain't even 40 yet.
Woof!

I'm not sure she's even 14 yet. Which would go a long way yo explaining why Ralph's "South of the Border, Down Mexico Way"

 

[GaryGray]

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>Finally have a show where he makes more than $200
>Immediately begins spending some of not all on hookers and food
Now Ralph could go back and see the son he swore up and down he would see every two weeks or he could waste it on a hooker. Now watch as within two weeks he either claims to break up with the señorita or claims she ghosted him. Either way it will be because Ralph is so broke he eats less than he did in prison.

 

[sufferhorse]

he's back to filming random children in public again.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

What is it st Patrick's day? All I see is green in this thread! Envy! Jealousy!

You want what the ralphamale has! And who can blame you really? You see his natural charisma and popularity with the ladies and it causes you to hate him, cause you ain't him.

The Ralphamale doesn't have to pay for his laides, in fact he might start charging! the latin ladies love him! They see a big strong white man like Ralph and think "dios mio, muy guapo!, mi conquistador!"

If he even tried to go to a whore they wouldn't take his money. You don't work a day in your life if you do what you love and they don't love anything more than doing the ralphamale.

Stay mad farmcels!

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Every time I have to remind myself this dude ain't even 40 yet.

His completely gray hair baffles me every time I see it. It's gotta be due to the overwhelming stress of being Ethan Oliver Ralph, right? Weekly withdrawal seizures, monthly beatings, and constantly losing your phones, passports, and probably keys too. You can blunt the pain with more xannies, but his poor body still pays the toll.

 

[deeman]

His completely gray hair baffles me every time I see it. It's gotta be the overwhelming stress of being Ethan Oliver Ralph, right? Weekly withdrawal seizures, monthly beatings, and constantly losing your phones, passports, and probably keys too. You can blunt the pain with more xannies, but his poor body still pays the toll.

Makes me wonder, i know about this guy who had as a life mission to test every fucking drug he could get his hands on, he went to some eastern European country to try out Krokodil and came home all grey haired...

 

[Muppetstudios]

How is Jim married to an Asian bad but Ralph paying for a dirty spic good?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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I know I and many have said it before. But she is an Indian.

or she is fucking Aztec/Amazonian
that her bloodline hasn’t interacted with white DNA until she met Ralph.

 

['Ole Dente]

Ralph's the kind of guy where you'd think, yeah, with your blind dumb fuckhead confidence and your propensity for always having coke, you COULD probably land somebody outside your weight class. Sure, I can see it. May wasn't exactly hot but she was definitely in the pocket of "Too hot for Ralph."

This tiny tribeswoman you've absconded with falls a little outside even that weight class, Ralph. You tipped your hand, this is an escort.

 

[Jump]

that her bloodline hasn’t interacted with white DNA until she met Ralph.

She is a hooker in Merida. A place known for being home to American boomer expats. I am sure she has banged plenty of other creepy old white guys.

This just sad

 

[DSP for president 2032]

She is a hooker in Merida. A place known for being home to American boomer expats. I am sure she has banged plenty of other creepy old white guys.

This just sad
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I fear for Senorita 2. She thinks she's making another 70-year-old gringo happy, but little does she know that he's actually the young/middle-aged and dangerous Merida Strangler!

 

[AnOminous]

Of all the pics Ralph has blessed us with yesterday, this one with his snout pressed against the Senorita is my favorite

You can tell this elderly pig is desperate to root around for some butt truffles.

 

[AltisticRight]

I know I and many have said it before. But she is an Indian.

or she is fucking Aztec/Amazonian
that her bloodline hasn’t interacted with white DNA until she met Ralph.

Still no interaction given the length of his west Memphis micro.

 

[AndyGuntski]

im glad ralph finally found true love

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Still no interaction given the length of his west Memphis micro.

8 inches and very thick, alog!!

Spoiler: 8 Inch Montage NSFW Unless You Make Your Boss Watch

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why does the new poll not have an option for 'Til Ralph runs out of money'?

How is Jim married to an Asian bad but Ralph paying for a dirty spic good?

Because Jade is fat (citation needed) and old (age of majority), unlike Ralph's based and minorpilled streetwalkers senoritas.

Burn the rice, pay the price. Munch the taco, all good muchacho.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I know I and many have said it before. But she is an Indian.

Yeah, definitely high native admixture, they all got those chinky eyes that make them look asian if you squint.

 

[Victim2988]

Yeah, definitely high native admixture, they all got those chinky eyes that make them look asian if you squint.

They are technically Asian , their ancestors came via the Bering strait to populate the Americas in different waves. Gunty is mocking Jim for his wife while hiring a prostitute with quantity of old Asian genetics, that's unfortunate.