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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.1%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 53 44.5%

  • Total voters
    119
Totally not seething.
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Link | https://archive.md/x9UWC

HRT Farms is a new one, maybe?
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Have fun with this.
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How's that weight loss going there? You don't burn many calories when you stop to sit down every 100-250 feet because you smelled greasy food.

You certainly don't move enough during sex to burn it off. I'm disgusted with myself for writing that but it's true.

lol another win for josh, fatty, all because you can't tell yourself no. you rack-a disciprine.
 
>Karen Farms
>Broke Dick Farms
>Pedophile Farms
>Fan Forums
>HRT Farms
They're using the Donald Trump nickname tactic but it just doesn't work when they constantly change the name.
The other problem is none of these nicknames are catchy. The only one that comes across as something that wasn't created by a seething ball of spite and anger is the Fan Forums. The reason they don't use it too often is because the only people left watching them would be stupid enough to think this was a fan forum. They'd come here, see Ralph's well documented behavior and possibly stop watching.
 
There's also the "Stalker Farms", "Terrorist Farms", and as Diddler Dax puts it, "KKK Farms".
The real broke dick is Dax Harrera, telling the three women are fat, women eat too much, and virgin jokes over and over again, like a fucking broken clock, which never gets the time right because it's damaged beyond human conception.
 
Gotta give it to Ralph: Broke Dick Farms is pretty funny, it didn't age one bit. Personally I'm also a fan of the simpler Faggot Farms, every other nickname is just not that good.
My favourite is "the Karen Farms".

That music video by DigiTroon & Retard Riley is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
 
The other problem is none of these nicknames are catchy. The only one that comes across as something that wasn't created by a seething ball of spite and anger is the Fan Forums. The reason they don't use it too often is because the only people left watching them would be stupid enough to think this was a fan forum. They'd come here, see Ralph's well documented behavior and possibly stop watching.
They're using the Donald Trump nickname tactic but it just doesn't work when they constantly change the name.
It's not even so much a seething thing, though you can obviously tell every one of the names gunt came up with were made out of anger.
the fundamental difference (and one ralph would be wise to study) is that Trump's nicknames were always making fun of a very specific, personal thing. check some famous ones;

crooked hillary: a dig at hillary clinton, who notoriously accepted bribes, shady connections, etc.
creepy joe: a dig at joe biden, referencing pictures of him inappropriately touching women/children and
little marco: a dig at marco rubio, calling him short
pocahontas: a dig at elizabeth warren, who lied about her native american ancestry
rocket man: a dig at kim jong un, making fun of his tendency to threaten with nukes
fredo: a dig at chris cuomo, calling him a character famed for his inadequacy and mistakes (and being part of an italian crime family)

there's an endless list of more, but do you see the recurring theme? The nickname isn't a random insult, it's specifically aimed at a trait of the person that people would instantly pick up on and remember. It doesn't have to be especially clever- as sleepy joe or little marco would show- but it does have to be catchy, and more importantly referencing something people would catch.
Calling the forum pedophile/karen/HRT/tranny farms doesn't have the same staying power because it isn't attaching itself to something. Even broke dick farms is just a weird shot a Null that doesn't land because it's not something that people would get; janny josh, on the other hand, has a ring because you instantly get the joke. same with gunt, it's aiming at the individual and mocking something they're known for, not just randomly throwing out insults because you're mad at the internet. the insult that cuts deepest is the one that's closest to life, not one that sounds catchiest in your head. for example, faggot farms :)
 
Ethan Ralph truly not living in the past by hosting a karaoke party for the TonkaSaw diss-track "Goodbye Boulders" (on his totally awesome Vegas Vacation, no less)
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Any doubts I had about Ade's story that Ralph talks up the MundaneMatt stream to try to impress girls have evaporated.
 
have you ever thought gunt, that the best revenge is not giving us free material, or even thinking about us or even doing things because you think itll make us seethe? that maybe you keep coming to us, to us of your free will because you dont have all that much in your own "actual" life? that without us youd collapse not having an excuse or motive for your horse whore? that you wouldnt be able to say anything other than youre a faggot with nothing but a supposed show and a grudge against the anon alawgs who is just smearing shit or cheating or what have you because youre an embarrassment?
 
How's that weight loss going there? You don't burn many calories when you stop to sit down every 100-250 feet because you smelled greasy food.

You certainly don't move enough during sex to burn it off. I'm disgusted with myself for writing that but it's true.

lol another win for josh, fatty, all because you can't tell yourself no. you rack-a disciprine.
When was the last time he did a weigh in? Was it a few weeks ago when he said he lost an ounce?
 
Ethan Ralph truly not living in the past by hosting a karaoke party for the TonkaSaw diss-track "Goodbye Boulders" (on his totally awesome Vegas Vacation, no less)
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Any doubts I had about Ade's story that Ralph talks up the MundaneMatt stream to try to impress girls have evaporated.
The problem with people like Ralph, Andy and Dick, they want to relive 2017-2018 and they can't they don't have the audience they use too and people became annoyed or uninterested also it funny that Ralph takes a jab to Tonka when he's exactly like Tonka.
 
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