🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

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Well this dumb nigger also went on for weeks about how fagfic farms was wrong and he wasn't moving to Mexico and we're so stupid and here we are.
If any of these locations were poz pig dwellings he would not have done a show yesterday. He'd be immediately flying back to Virginia to live in his friends garage where his mother's ashes and tiny yellow hat sleep soundly.
 
At one point weren’t the ashes with that weirdo failed politician who came to his house for bad bbq? Of course Ralph turned on him like he turns on everyone, and I don’t remember what supposedly happened to the ashes after that.
 
At one point weren’t the ashes with that weirdo failed politician who came to his house for bad bbq? Of course Ralph turned on him like he turns on everyone, and I don’t remember what supposedly happened to the ashes after that.
It was Sisco, a Putin simp among many things.
Sandra.zip was then transported to Harry's. Upon Ethan Ralph's escape to Meheecoh, he left Sandra.zip with Harry. He did take that gay bowling trophy with him though, speaking about priorities.
It's said then some relative of his took Sandra.zip off Harry.
 
Imagine livin dis good a-lawg Five star days bish!
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Sandra was originally WITH harry, then Michael Cisco retrieved the ashes and held on to them as Ralph escaped to messico. Sandra currently resides in the same house pantsu and Michelle Cisco Morris (the reroll formerly known as Rozy) live in, meaning Michael Cisco's house. You know, since he's been dating May for at least a year now
 
I thought Sandra’s ashes were with her sister, the only responsible blood relation who cared about her.

It’s only an issue because Ralph wouldn’t pay to bury his own mother. She was probably classified as indigent so the state paid most of the cremation fee. If the family wants the ashes properly interred or buried, and a gravestone, that’s on them. No way was Ralph was going to pay to bury his mother, cheaper to keep a cardboard box of cremains in his closet. I’m sure Sandra’s sister would have volunteered to take the ashes and hopefully she paid for a proper grave or burial.

Gunt had shown the same love, care and respect for Sandra in death as he did in life. It was her final reward for raising Ralphamake. Ronnie at least had family he could depend on. Even the schizo, alcoholic, deadbeat who melted into a recliner got a proper burial and memorial service at a taco joint. Ralph didn’t go to his funeral, but at least Ronnie had one and was buried.
 
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Failure in hunting down the hog has led to yet another pig rape. In Ralphs haste to show the internet how smoothly his celibacy is going however, he revealed some of his home:
He appears to be standing where he streams, with his duct taped green screen beside him. This is the new room Ralph moved his setup to after rehab. This is also the room Cleo is locked in permanently.
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Are light switches normally horizontal in third world shit holes? Because this one is (unless it's a button?)
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This appears to be a bathroom? He's got what appears to be those light brown curtain "doors" poverty stricken people use quite often (HE'S POOR!)
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And now a doorway with a very strange thing above it, is it an ornament of an animal maybe? A shit stain? Could be a shit stain.
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This tile looks like something for a bathroom, could Ralph be streaming from the shower? Mayhaps.
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There's also this picture from a couple weeks ago with Ralph in bed with his cat, one of the walls in his room appears to be painted green
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With all of this plus the other stuff we know, it may be possible to map out most of Ralphs pig pen.
 
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