🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

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How clean are the beaches/oceans he's been visiting away from the primary resorts? I've spent some time on the other side of Mexico in and around Puerto Vallarta and there are definitely beaches where you don't want to get in the water as local sewers drain straight into it not far from shore. This isn't a knock on Mexico either by the way - the same thing happens in the US all up and down the Mississippi River.

Do you have any theories on the RalphaRash taking over his face?

P.S. You guys have the best silver coins. Can you send me some Libertads?
I went to playa del Carmen last November and the beaches are smelly as hell, something to do with the seaweed there
 
Ralph’s nightmare is that one day he’ll step outside his crackden and see Jersh approaching with a sacrificial dagger and dressed like this
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The dagger:

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How would Meridians react if one day the house has a big ass graffiti saying "pedofilo" or "acosador sexual"?
They would be wary, but since he recently arrived and its a gringo on an airbnb they'd probably think it's just vandalism. He would have to be a long term residentes for it to have any impact. Delivery boys would take notice tho.
 
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I went to playa del Carmen last November and the beaches are smelly as hell, something to do with the seaweed there
There has been several seaweed (sargassum) outbreaks in the past decade around that area of the Caribbean. There's uncertainty as to what's causing it but it's an international problem.

Some people are blaming that algae are reproducing faster due to CO2 but who knows.
 
Exactly my experience. Though I never engaged with the Mexican or Latino Chan culture myself because they went from cringe to fringe really fast. They had somwhat of a lolcow at hispachan, this 'hacker' grifter and some kid decided to kill him for the lulz because he saw him having dinner in a restaurant by his neighborhood in Guadalajara. That was quite crazy.

I remember that! And also when that channer guy from the parrot imageboard threatened to sexual traffick some girls (for the lulz), then killed himself when the feds started asking some questions.

Latin american lolcows and their alogs really think "weening" means literally murdering people or committing other serious crimes. The Ralphamale is lucky he's a lolcow from that side of the border, he only gets doxxed or swatted

How do Mexicans feel about these fat Americanos who move in, refuse to speak the language and integrate into Mexican culture and society?
There's a post on the international board that says "who would be our version of CWC and the Ralphamale?" and someone answered "the standard mexican naco (low intelligence, low class failed man) is fat, sexist, alcoholic or drug addicted, prone to rage and claims to be catholic".

If he can't act normal in public and goes on a rage like in that airport he would be seen as unpleasant, low education and low class regardless of being american.

I don't know what is the standard demographic where he is, if it's mostly retired people and other gringos he will be okay, but if it's normal working class mexicans and he goes around picking fights like in Portugal he will take a beating or worse depending on how much crime there is in the area.
 
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And also when that channer guy from the parrot imageboard threatened to sexual traffick some girls (for the lulz), then killed himself when the feds started asking some questions.
what the fuck?
Was this covered by MSM? Never heard of that one but It sounds totally plausible.
 
How do Mexicans feel about these fat Americanos who move in, refuse to speak the language and integrate into Mexican culture and society?
Honestly, I myself am an American (parents are Mexican though) living in Mexico, I do think most people here will see the way he acts as arrogant, that thinks waving a dollar bill will get people to do what ever he wants. Most people will wave it off, at worst probably cuss him out. The problem will be is when he starts talking shit about Mexicans.

I don't know if any other Mexican kiwis remember this, but in 2017 there was this Russian living in Cancun. He used to live stream in Russian and call Mexicans "Monkeys" and the such. Apparently it some how got translated, and the people of Cancun found out. They tried lynching him. They gave him nickname on social media "Lord Nazi Ruso" or in English "Lord Russian Nazi".

There's a post on the international board that says "who would be our version of CWC and the Ralphamale?" and someone answered "the standard mexican naco (low intelligence, low class failed man) is fat, sexist, alcoholic or drug addicted, prone to rage and claims to be catholic".
That describes half of my colonia.
 
Things that can happen to Ralph in México in order of likelihood:
  • He's beaten/shot to death because rage pig antics; if you bother the son/daughter of a politician / narco you're done for, and Ralph is prone to scalation.
  • He's improsoned because he hired a child escort/There is a video of Ralph hiring a child scort in some random Mérida facebook group: Mérida has a child prostitution problem and Ralph is Ralph.
  • Ralph is robbed: This is a fucking 50/50, why? because Ralph is a friendless shut in, which means less ears, but he's also a retard that boasts about his wealth a little bit too much.
 
Honestly, I myself am an American (parents are Mexican though) living in Mexico, I do think most people here will see the way he acts as arrogant, that thinks waving a dollar bill will get people to do what ever he wants. Most people will wave it off, at worst probably cuss him out. The problem will be is when he starts talking shit about Mexicans.

I don't know if any other Mexican kiwis remember this, but in 2017 there was this Russian living in Cancun. He used to live stream in Russian and call Mexicans "Monkeys" and the such. Apparently it some how got translated, and the people of Cancun found out. They tried lynching him. They gave him nickname on social media "Lord Nazi Ruso" or in English "Lord Russian Nazi".


That describes half of my colonia.
I brought this guy up in some other discussions.

If ralph is so retarded as to IRL streaming doing the same shit he's gonna get lynched by a mob of angry midget yucatecos with funny accents who are unironically 5 inches taller than. Lord Nazi Russian (Which was a sad story because the guy is literally fucking retarded so he was more like Terry A Davis than Ralph) being a fucking slav, thus having extra HP managed to tank through the mob and took one person with him.

Ralph will go down in less than a minute.
 
They are still there. I saw the truck, it has american plates.
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Replying again cause I've read some comments here and think I could clarify some things.

He is in a fancy part of the city, tho not the richest. Also incredibly safe, like 0% chance you'd get mugged or your house broken into. The metal bars are a custom here and the houses are sold with them already installed. Yes it is a safety measure of sorts, but only the houses in the poorer areas are sold without them, as they are cheaper. In Merida, north means wealth and better streets, better malls and more police presence. So Ralph is actually staying in a pretty nice place, next to a small park. His neighbors wouldn't blast music and he will NEVER see a chicken there. But yes, if he spergs, the neighbors WILL hear him. Specially if he streams in his "comedor" (where the table is).

Yes Mérida is pretty kind to gringos (more than I'd like) so he will have an easy time, specially up north.

Ask me anything Merida related I guess.
You are a fucking piece of shit. Die slow
 
They are still there. I saw the truck, it has american plates.
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Replying again cause I've read some comments here and think I could clarify some things.

He is in a fancy part of the city, tho not the richest. Also incredibly safe, like 0% chance you'd get mugged or your house broken into. The metal bars are a custom here and the houses are sold with them already installed. Yes it is a safety measure of sorts, but only the houses in the poorer areas are sold without them, as they are cheaper. In Merida, north means wealth and better streets, better malls and more police presence. So Ralph is actually staying in a pretty nice place, next to a small park. His neighbors wouldn't blast music and he will NEVER see a chicken there. But yes, if he spergs, the neighbors WILL hear him. Specially if he streams in his "comedor" (where the table is).

Yes Mérida is pretty kind to gringos (more than I'd like) so he will have an easy time, specially up north.

Ask me anything Merida related I guess.
Alright so first of all, tippin' cows is bad, m'kay?
Second of all, the lighting in that house is fucking freaky as shit. Reminds me of the aesthetic of the classic Saw Movies.
Also, (complete speculation but) maybe the top right most room is where our King hosts his beer can collection? I would imagine he would put garbage bags or something over the windows for his livestreaming since he's so fucking paranoid, but who knows. Would be interesting to have the interior mapped out as thoroughly as Chris Chans home... Might not be worth the effort though, since he's probably planning his next move to Paraguay or some shit as we speak.
 
They are still there. I saw the truck, it has american plates.
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Replying again cause I've read some comments here and think I could clarify some things.

He is in a fancy part of the city, tho not the richest. Also incredibly safe, like 0% chance you'd get mugged or your house broken into. The metal bars are a custom here and the houses are sold with them already installed. Yes it is a safety measure of sorts, but only the houses in the poorer areas are sold without them, as they are cheaper. In Merida, north means wealth and better streets, better malls and more police presence. So Ralph is actually staying in a pretty nice place, next to a small park. His neighbors wouldn't blast music and he will NEVER see a chicken there. But yes, if he spergs, the neighbors WILL hear him. Specially if he streams in his "comedor" (where the table is).

Yes Mérida is pretty kind to gringos (more than I'd like) so he will have an easy time, specially up north.

Ask me anything Merida related I guess.
I avow and in the strongest terms possible.
How crooked are the police there? I know in many parts of the country they can be made to fuck off with a few American hundred dollar bills.
 
Pretty crooked tbh. For some hundred pesos you could get away with a lot of things.
But could an awkward americano pig do it? I just imagine the stilted bribing attempt in broken spanglish would make an officer either weary or just mad in general by how straightforward it is.
Reminder that manlet is reading this, so don't give instructions for him or you'll have a rampant kidfucker (prostitutes) on the loose with a supply of superchats to keep the cops away.
 
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Do you suppose these morons are going to homeschool the ReRoll, or are there decent preschools for foreign children? (Orwhatever status the little bogan has been smited with till the inevitable happens). I’m sure Ralph believes that being isolated with two mentally ill outcasts is the best choice for a child.
An isolated and uneducated child brought up in a substance abuse/mentally ill/abusive atmosphere is exactly what May needs in order for it to conform to her long term strategy. There is literally no good reason to keep her in that environment, so that is what I will infer.
 
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