🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sewer Rat]

The last thing that Ralph wants is for May to die, or for him to end up having to look after Rozy. Even sober Ralph would be unable to care for that child.

is May even that useful? she can't even fucking cook, they have to eat delivery every single day because the hoseless horse just sits there, not even taking care of the baby, you would think that if she is trying to sell herself as a "trad wife" and having no one to talk to on mexico she would atleast learn to cook, but nope. All she does is probably watch videos, order food online and bring Ralph beers and snacks

 

[Terfatron]

Fun fact about Xanax.
Long term effect from daily use is the paranoia and limp dick.

Close friend of mine was on high daily dose and a common concern of his was the complete lack of sexdrive and when he finally tried to fuck his dick didn't cooperate.
It got to the point where he even asked his Dr for testosterone.

So, my guess is that all Ralph's talking about plowing the horse is mucho copos. Not only is his dick small, its also limp as fuck especially adding all that alcohol.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

is May even that useful? she can't even fucking cook, they have to eat delivery every single day because the hoseless horse just sits there, not even taking care of the baby, you would think that if she is trying to sell herself as a "trad wife" and having no one to talk to on mexico she would atleast learn to cook, but nope. All she does is probably watch videos, order food online and bring Ralph beers and snacks

Rozy is still alive after almost a year, so May is doing at least the bare minimum. Ralph would be incapable of that and the results would be tragic if he was ever in charge of caring for his daughter.

 

[WutangLee]

Rozy is still alive after almost a year, so May is doing at least the bare minimum. Ralph would be incapable of that and the results would be tragic if he was ever in charge of caring for his daughter.

The damn ralphamale doesn't put up with other people's shit. He's top of the sektur, the king of bloodsports, and the felter of Mundanematt. Cozy rozy should be cleaning the ralphamale's diapers make her earn her position in the house.

 

[hawkisnight]

I for one hope Ralph has few more years in him. It's incredible how much human body can take. I mean look at Boogie. Every day I visit the front page of farms and I am amazed fat Melon isn't dead. He's older, fatter, lives in filth, abuses drugs too and is strutting along.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I for one hope Ralph has few more years in him. It's incredible how much human body can take. I mean look at Boogie. Every day I visit the front page of farms and I am amazed fat Melon isn't dead. He's older, fatter, lives in filth, abuses drugs too and is strutting along.

Turns out the secret to long life is eating a massive amount junk food and being miserable while enjoying the company of prostitutes

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

drinks and reads Kiwi Farms. That's all he ever does.

>half the people in this thread right now:

The last thing that Ralph wants is for May to die, or for him to end up having to look after Rozy. Even sober Ralph would be unable to care for that child.

well im sure he would ship rozy cozy.gov to harry to take care of. i doubt harry is so cold blooded he would let his granddaughter be raised by ralph alone. that or ralph would leave her in a basket at a Mexican orphanage. dont doubt for a second that the ralphamale doesnt have a plan.

edit: my grammar sucks.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>half the people in this thread right now:

I don't drink so you will have to count me as a .25%er

 

[Rigger Nich]

The truth is, white trash kids are like cockroaches. If they survive the initial impact of being born into squalor (Evan didn’t while Ethan thrived) they just get stronger. What Ralph has put his body thru would have killed any middle classer but Ralph grows stronger from each near death experience. At this point Rozy will be able to withstand Armageddon like a true cockroach and run her own sect of hog horse cannibals in red Nissan road warrior machines.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

He's on camera literally half the day, We would have seen a seizure ourselves by now if he had that many.

HAW HAW DUMB BITCH AYYYYYYYYYLAWGS AH SAID AHM HAVIN SEIZURES FROM MAH RAMPANT SUBSTANCE ABUSE N YEW COMMENTED ON IT, YEW JUST GOT WORKED, BITCH! AH DUN WORKED YAH, DAT WAS A WORK FUCKIN AYLAWG, AH GOT YEW KIWIFAGS SO WRAPPED AROUND MAH TROTT- AH MEAN FINGER!

 

[Particle Bored]

Any other human would be dead by now. Josh just gave Ralph life through end of the year by saying he’d die. Ralph will live out of pure spite. (Also I’ve learned that whatever Null predicts is usually wrong, lol. Ironic that he sees himself as a sort of Cassandra.) but the sleepy times on stream really should be some sort of wake up call for the rage pig. He has created his own hell and lives every day as a dancing monkey on his show despite hating his viewers, his family, and everyone else in his orbit. Maybe he will deck Pantsu when she wakes him next time. I would tune in for that lol.

It's kinda funny how Tom MacDonald's "Stay Alive" waffles from being totally Ralph and totally NOT Ralph.

Spoiler

Last night I couldn't fall asleep without an Ativan
Today I woke up anxious, having a battle with panic attacks
I couldn't look at my reflection in the bathroom
And I smashed every mirror, now the crib is full of shattered glass
Now I'm sittin' in the ruins reading comments
From people who don't like me, surrounded by sharp objects
Been makin' fun of people for bein' weak and too sensitive
But I feel like I might kill myself from reading all their messages
A former alcoholic, I ain't drank in a bit
But I got non-alcoholic beers stacked in the fridge
I've been fightin' with my girlfriend 'bout every little thing
Google Mappin' the directions that'll get me to a bridge
My dogs know I've been fighting 'cause they never leave my side
But I don't wanna make 'em sad, so I don't let 'em see me cry
I can feel 'em staring, I can't look 'em in the eyes
'Cause I'm scared that they'll know I wanna die

I have bad days but they don't see me cry
And when it all comes down, these haters save my life
Now on a bad day, I'll never take my life
I gotta outlive all my enemies and stay alive

Last night I told my dad I'll keep it a hundred
If I wasn't feelin' well, I wouldn't secretly struggle
Looked up the Suicide Hotline and wrote down the number
Then I hid it in the cornflakes box in the cupboard
I could probably pay my rent, erase the debt that I've been gettin' in
With half the money I spent on depression with this medicine
I got a debit credit dedicated to my sedatives
That's keepin' me alive and not in heaven or a skeleton
I'm lyin' 'bout eatin', I dump my food in the garbage
I lie awake for hours, swear that I feel retarded
In the morning I pretend that I wake up to alarms
'Cause I don't want my girl to know that I just cry in the darkness
I'm posting on the Internet, pretending I'm a stable dude
Suicidal thoughts, faking like I'm in the greatest mood
Threw out all the razor blades, I hit myself and make a bruise
Nova cooked me breakfast, I can't eat and it's my favorite food

I have bad days but they don't see me cry
And when it all comes down, these haters save my life
Now on a bad day, I'll never take my life
I gotta outlive all my enemies and stay alive

Dear world, I've been tryin', but I'm tired
I know that I'm a person millions of people admire
Tell my parents that I love them and my fans I ain't retired
But I can't keep standin' strong with both my feet in the fire
I ain't sorry for the music people said was offensive
I don't apologize for nothin', if I said it, I meant it
To everyone who wished that I was dead 'cause my records
Outliving y'all, saved my life from it ending

I have bad days but they don't see me cry
And when it all comes down, these haters save my life
Now on a bad day, I'll never take my life
I gotta outlive all my enemies and stay alive.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

50$ Ralph and Jim die on the same day

 

[gaystoner]

Can Amanda play the wizard game? Absolutely not.

Will Ralph? Sure. Fuck you Amanda. The person who hates you the most is literally the man who's child you are raising.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Can Amanda play the wizard game? Absolutely not.

Will Ralph? Sure. Fuck you Amanda. The person who hates you the most is literally the man who's child you are raising.

I really hope that one of these times that Ralph passes out, she pushes his rollie chair aside and boots up Hogwarts Legacy---just so he can wake up to 400+ live viewers and a blown out dono counter. You know, so he learns a lesson.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

just so he can wake up to 400+ live viewers and a blown out dono counter.

Let's not kid ourselves, there'd be no way May will ever attract that audience. Say what you want about Ralph but he's way more popular than May ever will.

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

You know, so he learns a lesson.

Let's not kid ourselves, there'd be no way Ralph will ever learn a lesson. Say what you want about Ralph but he's way more stubborn than May ever will.

 

[Cornelius James]

Is he in a perpetual state of being high now?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Rozy is still alive after almost a year, so May is doing at least the bare minimum. Ralph would be incapable of that and the results would be tragic if he was ever in charge of caring for his daughter.

Mantsu is a college educated white woman. She has no excuse for allowing her child to live this way.

 

[BallBuster II]

 

[Olórin of Hype]

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Fuentes must be beside himself. He wanted to be President, instead he's just a cartoonish cringe factory.