🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[free_protons4u]

Someone in the chat is called Ralph out on scamming donos.

He let it drop that he didn't book a flight at all for the last trip he missed when he blamed Rozy being sick. Someone in chat then pointed out, "What about Rozy being sick?" And he said "Oh yeah, she was sick too."

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The Alice that Ralph mouth raped ?
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Yes not even hiding the dubious nature of if he did or not saying "I'm good on that front I only got a sample". I don't think Ralph would lie or be coy about it anymore because there's several reasons:
-xannied out
-fucking whores is ralphabased
-suffer horse

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Someone in the chat is called Ralph out on scamming donos.

He let it drop that he didn't book a flight at all for the last trip he missed when he blamed Rozy being sick. Someone in chat then pointed out, "What about Rozy being sick?" And he said "Oh yeah, she was sick too."

I’m just going to say - anyone stupid enough to still be a paypig would do WORSE with the cash than Ralph would, even if Ralph is directly funding cartels.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I'm starting to worry kiwibros! What if the paypiggies really do dry up? How will ralph stream if he isn't making any money? How will he unintentionally entertain us if he isn't trying and failing to be intentionally entertaining?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I'm starting to worry kiwibros! What if the paypiggies really do dry up? How will ralph stream if he isn't making any money? How will he unintentionally entertain us if he isn't trying and failing to be intentionally entertaining?

Don't worry, as the money dries up he's going to get increasingly desperate and he'll make dumber and dumber decisions.... Or he'll kill himself after murdering his wife and child on stream.

Edit: Beardsoy just started and is already beating Ralph in views. The decline is happening!

Edit 2: It gets worse! Buck Broken by Beardsoy

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

DOWN THOSE PILLS PIGGY!
WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME TEQUILA!

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Don't worry, as the money dries up he's going to get increasingly desperate and he'll make dumber and dumber decisions.... Or he'll kill himself after murdering his wife and child on stream.

Edit: Beardsoy just started and is already beating Ralph in views. The decline is happening!
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Edit 2: It gets worse! Buck Broken by Beardsoy
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Thats what I'm worried about. I want the ralphamale to live a long, pathetic, painful life so my kids can discover him when they get older and we can laugh at him as a fambly!

 

[Lukewarn Quesarito]

DOWN THOSE PILLS PIGGY!
WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME TEQUILA!
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If he wasn't such a complete asshole it would be sad at this point. Alcoholism is a bitch and his body cannot function without it, as well as other downers/opiates. He's living in a hell where he will never feel normal without poisoning his body, and even if he got sober it would be too late to have any kind of normal life. It's the nightmare of every alcoholic, to become Ralph. Every clip I see from Ralph just makes me anxious knowing how deep you can fuck your life just because you have dependency issues you refuse to address.

But he's a giant asshole and ruins the lives of everyone around him, so I also don't feel any pity for him.

 

[Die For Me!]

I'm still blown away by yesterdays revelation about the red Ralphahat being worth a lot of money because he wore it when hollering at Metokur... Like literally no one has EVER looked at him with that hat on for any reason and said "oh wow its the hat he wore fighting Jim" no one even thought of documenting that as anything of interest at all, yet Ralph has probably been entering streams like he was entering the ring in WWE with that hat on and expecting his fans to understand and appreciate the nuances of wearing that particular hat when planning on hollering about someone back stabbing him on his streams or some shit... Like nigger holy fuck you need to get checked into an insane asylum at this point .

 

[GuntPatrol]

And the hand looks like a pig trotter. Of course. Maybe its the angle, but damn man, the fuck is with those pig claws, Ralph? Some weird hand fat distribution to go with those filthy sleeves.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm starting to worry kiwibros! What if the paypiggies really do dry up? How will ralph stream if he isn't making any money? How will he unintentionally entertain us if he isn't trying and failing to be intentionally entertaining?

The best outcome is that Ralph has reduced income, but just so he is constantly treading water. His behaviour will spiral, it will be kino.

 

[.iota.]

I'm still blown away by yesterdays revelation about the red Ralphahat being worth a lot of money because he wore it when hollering at Metokur... Like literally no one has EVER looked at him with that hat on for any reason and said "oh wow its the hat he wore fighting Jim" no one even thought of documenting that as anything of interest at all, yet Ralph has probably been entering streams like he was entering the ring in WWE with that hat on and expecting his fans to understand and appreciate the nuances of wearing that particular hat when planning on hollering about someone back stabbing him on his streams or some shit...

if harry fuckin' morris was able to make hundreds of dollars by selling the foul-smelling and sweat-stained hats that were abandoned at his house by a certain drunken swine, then of course said swine would believe that any other hat that has sat upon his fat, greasy head would be of greater value. it's basic ralphanomics!

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[FiveStarAce]

The sektur last year: "Can you believe ralph did THAT!? Crazy right?!"
The sektur today: "Down some more xannies and Whisky, piggy!!!"

People really just want him to die on stream. What a legend!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Don't worry, fellas.

No matter how dismal his income gets, he'll find a way to continue slowly euthanising himself.

 

[LanceHaver]

Ralpha-AIDS

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Since it is Easter Sunday and the Lord has risen after dying for our sins, I would like to wish Ethan everything good in the world. I hope he gets clean, takes his daughter away from the pedophile Whorse and comes back to the US to make entertaining content so he can pay for his multiple court cases, alimony and other legal expenses.

I genuinely hope Ethan gets his life together and maybe fades to obscurity. Maybe he'll learn HVAC and get a real well paying job to support his children.

Happy Easter ladies and gentlemen.

 

[RollerGator]

Ralph should lean into this whole aids thing to grift money. He could do another 24 hour stream called Ralph-Aid to raise money for a cure.

 

[LanceHaver]

Ralph mentioned coming to Australia in the future with horse and foal in tow, but possibly needing a sponsor/character reference. Why? Well...

https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/entering-and-leaving-australia/entering-australia/can-i-go-to-australia

"We will not grant you a visa to enter Australia if there is a risk you will:

• engage in criminal conduct
• harass, molest, intimidate or stalk another person
• vilify a segment of the Australian community
• incite discord in the Australian community
• be a danger to the Australian community"

I don't know about you, but I feel Ralph violates all five of those. Passing that barrier, Ralph also has this to consider:

"You must be free from a disease or condition that:

• is a threat to public health or a danger to the community.
• may result in significant health care and community service costs to the Australian community
• may require health care and community services that would limit the access of Australian citizens and permanent residents to those services as they are already in short supply"

It's over bros. Ralph will never come to Australia. He will never start a fight with bogans in the carpark of a Hungry Jacks. Just like he will never own a motorcycle. Ralph is a cucked little BITCH.

Ralph would not be eligible to enter Australia as he possesses a "substantial criminal record":

Substantial criminal record
A substantial criminal record is based on the length of a sentence imposed by a court of law.

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You have a substantial criminal record for the purposes of the character test in the Migration Act if you have been:

• sentenced to death or imprisonment for life
• sentenced to a term of imprisonment of 12 months or more
• sentenced to two or more terms of imprisonment (even if served concurrently) where the total is 12 months or more
• found by a court to not be fit to plead in relation to an offence but found to have committed the offence and detained in a facility or institution

 

[Truly Rural]

I read the articles about fake pills from Mexican pharmacies and they are focused on adderall and oxicodine for the most part. Tainted xanax is mostly street supply problem, I don't know to what extent it's affecting pharmacies. I think his fear is due to street drugs market.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph would not be eligible to enter Australia as he possesses a "substantial criminal record":

The Ralphamale may have a long wrap sheet, but by those rules he can get in, Ralph has only been jailed once and that was for about 8 months in total.