Imagine that, a fat failson grew up to be a fat faildad.
That's been basically his schtick since goobergrape. Sure GG was autistic and retarded as fuck but it looked good compared to sleazeballs like John "Brianna Wu" Flynt. Sure, he was always an asshole, but he was OUR asshole before he chimped out and lost his mind over a corn joke and a gunt picture and spawned two ugly idiot bastard retard babies out of spite with a barely legal mental midget and a whorse.
I don't know what you're talking about, Ralph is twice the man he was 5 years ago. Literally. Pound for pound, doubled.
He is about ready to undergo mitosis, seeing how he no longer has a barnyard animal to impregnate this will be the most viable option.
It is a little known fact of ralphabiology that guntosis produces two offspring gunt but the original remains to grow and spread anew. Each guntling will then produce two new guntlings of their own spreading their hideous presence until all becomes gunt.
it's either him or me! 
Many such cases in Porn Valley, which just goes to show what a bitch whore the Gunt is.
Moments like these are why I loved when Ralph tried to call Null womanly just for laughing at his DMs, despite Ralph consistently acting bitch-made to the point of being a gunty butch lesbian, "man"-purse and all.Imagine being Ralph watching Big Tech last night.
>Fuentes joins the stream.
>Says Ralph privately contacted him demanding BT is kicked from cozy.gov or else he's leaving.
>Says he didn't even look into it cause he thinks BT is a great streamer.
Looks like Ralph is a fat titted bitch who is financially dependent on a gay mexican, just as we suspected. Even with a third world cost of living, he can't afford to be his own man. lol
I like how hypersensitive he is about his masculinity even though he will publicly be seen with a murse, a fag bag, that no heterosexual man in the history of the world has ever been seen carrying.
They can't even pay straight looking guys to model with one for the pictures, it's always with the most androgenous and faggy looking men imaginable specifically geared to make it look appealing to homosexuals. This is noticeable in a lot of "high fashion", most of all of it is overly designed yuppie fag rags.
Oh, he 100% would be if he wasn't so scared. The leering at Soph (who was iirc 14ish?) when he had her on, that weird fucking talk about wanting to fuck May as a 13 year old, probably other stuff I'm forgetting. Not to mention all the pedophiles he surrounds himself with. I was going to end this with "I would put down money that he fantasizes about kids" but then I remembered he literally did that on stream.
I saw this when it happened and I wasn't sure who Ralph was talking to since my first thought was that it was directed at someone in his chat/telegram/whatever but
that he was speaking to May during this. Still, very horrifying.No, not at all.
This dumb nigger switching between how he's playing Zelda, kids should be forced to marry, age of consent is bullshit and how women don't have a sex drive is a perfect parody of himself. Savior of the white race right here.
Mans sounds coherent, sober, in his lane, relaxed, well rested and completely in charge of his faculties.