🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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May Allah forgive me, but someone has to do the dirty work so we can make fun of Ralph.

According to my calculations, Ralph's penis is approximatiely 5.48 inches or 13.9 cm long.

I decided to use the finger height as the measuring point. I determined it to be 132 pixels tall at the top of the proximal phalanx bone, while the penis was 1096 pixels tall. This gives 1096/132 = 8.3 finger heights. I measured the same spot on my index finger and found it to be 0.66 inches. This gives us 8.3 x 0.66 = 5.48 inches.

We can put the size into howlongismyschlong.com to see how it compares.

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Doesn't look too good!

Ralph has previously claimed to be 8 inches, which proves the old wisdom that every guy adds 2 inches to his dick.

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Super Saiyan Hitler said:
May Allah forgive me, but someone has to do the dirty work so we can make fun of Ralph.

According to my calculations, Ralph's penis is approximatiely 5.48 inches or 13.9 cm long.

I decided to use the finger height as the measuring point. I determined it to be 132 pixels tall at the top of the proximal phalanx bone, while the penis was 1096 pixels tall. This gives 1096/132 = 8.3 finger heights. I measured the same spot on my index finger and found it to be 0.66 inches. This gives us 8.3 x 0.66 = 5.48 inches.

We can put the size into howlongismyschlong.com to see how it compares.

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Doesn't look too good!

Ralph has previously claimed to be 8 inches, which proves the old wisdom that every guy adds 2 inches to his dick.

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Please tell me you can claim Kiwi workmens comp for having to measure Ralph's dick to the pixel.
If that's not emotionally damaging I dunno what is...
 
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Boglim Enthusiast said:
Please tell me you can claim Kiwi workmens comp for having to measure Ralph's dick to the pixel.
If that's not emotionally damaging I dunno what is...
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I wish. To be honest, I was already traumatized when some lunatic in the Cyraxx thread posted his diseased and rotten dick without spoilers.

I knew from the Alice leaks that Ralph was extremely insecure about his size, so I suspected that there was potential for some lulz. Of course he could easily disprove this by measuring with a ruler, but we know that he will never do that, just like he will never get his height measured.
 
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I'm gonna be an autistic bully.

It flares toward the base and narrows toward the top. No wonder he has to pay prostitutes to pretend they're enjoying him.

Ignoring the length completely, which guys (and obese women) get too hung up on, the girth is nonexistent. In almost every situation, girth is way more important. If he was just a bit on the shorter side (lol) but way thicker, that'd be preferable to some guy with a long and skinny dick.

However, he's both small and has a lousy shape. This is the "I'd fuck fourteen-year-olds if it was legal" dick, and it's fitting as well as hilarious.
 
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eDove said:
Ignoring the length completely, which guys (and obese women) get too hung up on, the girth is nonexistent. In almost every situation, girth is way more important.
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This is 100% true and honest.

Men who obsess over length are inadvertently admitting they have no idea how sex works.

Virgin cervix pokers stay losing to G-spot agitating Chads.
 
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eDove said:
I'm gonna be an autistic bully.

It flares toward the base and narrows toward the top. No wonder he has to pay prostitutes to pretend they're enjoying him.

Ignoring the length completely, which guys (and obese women) get too hung up on, the girth is nonexistent. In almost every situation, girth is way more important. If he was just a bit on the shorter side (lol) but way thicker, that'd be preferable to some guy with a long and skinny dick.

However, he's both small and has a lousy shape. This is the "I'd fuck fourteen-year-olds if it was legal" dick, and it's fitting as well as hilarious.
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A-logging a penis, well I never.
Look--an Alien! said:
So what are his streaming options now? Is he still on Rumble? Isn't this his second ban from Kick?
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Not sure if/when the Kick ban is set to expire but soliciting money for sexual images is a big no-no so I'll be a bit surprised if it's more than a few days. His options still are Rumble (since he didn't stream this pillstream on there), his DLive miraculously still exists and of course he could beg Andrew Wilson to platform him if all things go sour for him.
 
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Flaming Dumpster said:
I've uploaded the complete VOD of Ralph's stream to Odysee
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Ralph just skip to like 4:10:00 of that VOD and try and tell us again your sober. :ratface:

KatanaSenshi said:
I'm not that familiar with the Gunt lore but it looks like the most self-destructive arc ever. I know he was beaten up or said weird shit (muh, muh, muh, rice 🍚) while trashed before, but this time it looks more intentional and self degrading.
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He has been more fucked up before. The main difference now is he operating with no guardrails. When he OD's there is no one to call 911. There is no 911. And narcan isn't carried by every cop and emt in mexico like it is in the USA.
My bet is he just ODs in a chair only to be found weeks later. Going out just like his daddy.
 
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zionlion1488 said:
As funny as I think this is...why would people give him money just to look at his little dick? Like if you're gay you can go look at all the dicks you want for free. Are Ethan's top pay piggies actually sexually attracted to him? Very strange.
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It is but this all just more or less confirms that Ralph enjoys it when he makes his haters reel in cringe and disgust when looking at his unshapely body. He knows he's a gross pig monster and relishes the horror reactions from those watching him.

So, he managed to get $750 for a new dick pic. That's Xander's monthly child support right there, so all he needs now is to pay Faith Vickers one (1) new penis picture every month and he's good to go.
 
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Is anyone going to give an artistic rendering and description? I'm not clicking that shit.
 
Super Saiyan Hitler said:
Isn't it just a matter of time before Drexel and Nick post their own dick pics?
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that would be the least of their problems with all the pedo shit going on
SpergioLeonne said:
This is a continuation of it. Nick and Ralph have crossed paths, this is just a peek down the Ralph fork. They’re also both buddies with Dick Masterson
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well they ar ein contact again, Rekieta personally helped Ralph very recently regarding Rumble issues, the entire Knoxville picture is materializing again, the only thing left would be busting CRP out of prison
 
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