🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rogue AI]

Happy Birthday, Ethan! Looking forward to another year of him streaming to dwindling numbers and unmet donation goals while all alone in a foreign country.

 

[Um...]

Imagine being 38 years old and having nothing, literally NOTHING to your name. No family, no friends, no savings/investments, not even a vehicle. No possessions outside his rented hovel (which is rapidly being trashed.) Unreal.

I thought maybe he’d pop up somewhere in Europe as a birthday surprise (he talked about taking a trip somewhere for his birthday) but nope, still holed up in casa avocado, all alone. Must be broke for real for real.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Happy Birthday to the most representation of the White Trash Stereotype in USA.

Imagine being 38 years old and having nothing, literally NOTHING to your name. No family, no friends, no savings/investments, not even a vehicle. No possessions outside his rented hovel (which is rapidly being trashed.) Unreal.

I thought maybe he’d pop up somewhere in Europe as a birthday surprise (he talked about taking a trip somewhere for his birthday) but nope, still holed up in casa avocado, all alone. Must be broke for real for real.

Ironic. The example of the "WEF Conspiration Theory" is Ethan Ralph.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph has come a long way these last few years. Congratulations on your birthday.

Having made the most of Gamergate and having been taken seriously by the right, you rose to be a major influencer on various platforms, having married and raised a kid in a home on your own steam, showing the world how being nestled into the pulse of the Sector made you a star and example to all. Your annual bowling event attracts minor level celebs still showing you are a player to be taken seriously.

Oh, wait, that's the other alternative reality.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Imagine being 38 years old and having nothing, literally NOTHING to your name. No family, no friends, no savings/investments, not even a vehicle. No possessions outside his rented hovel (which is rapidly being trashed.) Unreal.

I thought maybe he’d pop up somewhere in Europe as a birthday surprise (he talked about taking a trip somewhere for his birthday) but nope, still holed up in casa avocado, all alone. Must be broke for real for real.

lol this is just hater talk. He got a PERSONAL video from Mankind calling him an INTERNET LEGEND.

 

[Beavis]

Imagine being 38 years old and having nothing, literally NOTHING to your name. No family, no friends, no savings/investments, not even a vehicle. No possessions outside his rented hovel (which is rapidly being trashed.) Unreal.

I thought maybe he’d pop up somewhere in Europe as a birthday surprise (he talked about taking a trip somewhere for his birthday) but nope, still holed up in casa avocado, all alone. Must be broke for real for real.

Ralph ran out of credit cards to max out.

 

[Burd Turglar]

JFC this is painfully boring. Go out like Hendrix already.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph and Foley do have one thing in common.



That’s where the resemblances stop. Foley has a relationship with his children and spends Christmases and birthdays with them.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Everytime I see that pic of Ralph with his cake, I really hope that Ronnie gave him the chance to knock a few birthday holes in the wall with that hammer.

 

[Neil]

Happy birthday, fat boy! Here's to hoping you make it to 40 so we get at least another 2 or 3 years of laughs before you croak.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Happy Brithday Ralph! Honestly surprised you made it to 38. Here's to another 38 years!

 

[Luke gama]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

He'd be better off taking 2 weeks off and work on a format and co host that works.

I think the issue is that Ralph just isn't entertaining and was lucky enough to fall into the right time and place with his show being the outlet for a community that doesn't really exist now.

Does help that he's always two wrong sentences away from having a meltdown at anyone he's working with

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

He'd be better off taking 2 weeks off and work on a format and co host that works.

I think the issue is that Ralph just isn't entertaining and was lucky enough to fall into the right time and place with his show being the outlet for a community that doesn't really exist now.

Does help that he's always two wrong sentences away from having a meltdown at anyone he's working with

Yes. The killstream is a walking corpse and nothing's going to bring it to life. As I've said many times he needs to reevaluate his life and realize that he's basically a jester and he needs to embrace his gunt.
He needs to revamp his online persona as Ralphamari, and do mukbang videos, which allows him to return to youtube and get an audience. He could call it guntbang. Then there's bonus segments where people send in songs and he slaps on his gunty to the tune. My dream is to hear the entire Undertale and Deltarune soundtracks to Ralph doing this. And it's going to happen with the next decade with AI advancements no matter what, so he can either get on board and make a fortune, or I'll do it myself while he's living in a mexican dumpster.

 

[thebigdream]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

He'd be better off taking 2 weeks off and work on a format and co host that works.

I think the issue is that Ralph just isn't entertaining and was lucky enough to fall into the right time and place with his show being the outlet for a community that doesn't really exist now.

Does help that he's always two wrong sentences away from having a meltdown at anyone he's working with

Could a person in Ralph's position do this? Easily. He's got enough name recognition, industry presence and remaining viewership to develop a new format and revitalise his show (as was shown when he was briefly running good numbers post-AF).

Could Ralph do this? Hahahahahahahaha no.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yes. The killstream is a walking corpse and nothing's going to bring it to life. As I've said many times he needs to reevaluate his life and realize that he's basically a jester and he needs to embrace his gunt.
He needs to revamp his online persona as Ralphamari, and do mukbang videos, which allows him to return to youtube and get an audience. He could call it guntbang. Then there's bonus segments where people send in songs and he slaps on his gunty to the tune. My dream is to hear the entire Undertale and Deltarune soundtracks to Ralph doing this. And it's going to happen with the next decade with AI advancements no matter what, so he can either get on board and make a fortune, or I'll do it myself while he's living in a mexican dumpster.

I don't know, if Ralph went on a full Nikocado Avacado grift that would mean he would be fine with being disrespected. As a super wigger, the core of Ralph's identity revolves around his perceived respect of anyone and everyone. If Ralph stopped caring about "muh respek" and throwing tantrums over minor slights to his wigger pride he would cease being Ralph. It would be a sad thing to see imho.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

Yes. Lean into being a degenerate druggie wigger. Get blasted and interview andrew tate, drink until he spills piss bottles all over the place, and yell at equally retarded orbiters while TTS is on so paypigs and "trolls" can fund his next Xanax refill.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

I said it before and I'll say it again. I would fund the entire event around the Ethan Ralph and Lucas Roberts xannie taking competition. Its one of the best ideas he's ever had. Happily have dono goals for each bar.

I genuinely also believe that Ralph despite being a foot shorter than keffals would have a great chance of winning a real trophy this time without cheating.

However, I assume when Ralph moves to the IP2 RV maybe we will get a meth off between him and Alice?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Just wanted to point out the lolcow KingcobraJFS who has a small but dedicated fanbase broke 1.3k viewers a day ago on stream where he was sipping on homemade mead and rambling while Ralph on his birthday is struggling to break 400 viewers.

Imagine if Ralph was even somewhat likeable

 

[AncientPhosphur]

and work on a format and co host that works.

Your suggestion is already doomed. Ralph has never worked a day in his life, any success of the killstream was due to the hard work of others while Ralph drunkenly slurred statements and remarks. He’d also deliberately burn those helpful bridges for the dumbest of reasons because he couldn’t grasp that fact. Dumbest move yet he drives away people who pay him.

What even are his shows these days except desperately reliving past drama and reads the occasional superchat. There’s no hope for a new format because that means Ralph would have to do work and not just expect everyone to give him money because he’s a rock star living five bar days. We’re in the final sunset days of the Killstream unless Ralph can pull out literally something.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

No. There is nothing he can do at this point to truly fix his shit.

Ralph was never the draw for his show. The draw was always the guests. Ralph at one point had an ability to get people to jump on and those people were often edgy and sometimes funny. He had a very limited ability to hold interesting interviews.

Even in his prime the majority of his guests were small players with just enough of a following to create an audience. Most of those people have been ground into irrelevance or are not speaking to him outside of goading him to go over the ledge.

He replaced edgy content creators with retarded political faggots and pedophiles.

He burned out what little intelligence nature granted him with xanax, booze, and who the fuck knows what else making him not even capable of handling guests if he could manage to get good ones.