🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ChadBrazilian]

$238 for 8 hours

Total Ralph W.
A-logs felted.
Now the Ralphmale only needs more $7002 to pay the child support and legal fees. For now.

All this without even taking into consideration Rozy or his taxes.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Total Ralph W.
A-logs felted.
Now the Ralphmale only needs more $7012 to pay the child support and legal fees. For now.
View attachment 5384839

Trash gonna trash I guess and blast on their Xitter how much their daughter’s babby daddy owes in child support lol wtf man. Yes Ralph is pathetic but this is not the own you think it is you retarded meth mouth faggotty Vickers weirdo. Jesus. Sorry, I think I’m allergic to Vickers.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Total Ralph W.
A-logs felted.
Now the Ralphmale only needs more $7012 to pay the child support and legal fees. For now.
View attachment 5384839
All this without even taking into consideration Rozy or his taxes.

He paid the $1600

 

[Lubby Smith]

Ralph should rebrand as a born again Christian televangelist, owner and operator of the Killstream ministry.

All of his transgressions would be wiped clean. "Yeah, I abused drugs, was convicted of a sex offense and a felony, terrorized my wife, neglected my daughter, etc., but that was before Jesus." Indeed, rehashing his sins, and blaming them on the devil, would provide years of content.

He'd instantly gain the moral high ground on his enemies and everyone else. He'd have the possibility of attracting fresh paypigs and rebuilding burnt bridges. And there's a long tradition of grifting, hollerin' preachers to emulate.

I honestly think he could pull it off, and I don't see any other viable options.

 

[Mikoyan]

Ralph should rebrand as a born again Christian televangelist, owner and operator of the Killstream ministry.

All of his transgressions would be wiped clean. "Yeah, I abused drugs, was convicted of a sex offense and a felony, terrorized my wife, neglected my daughter, etc., but that was before Jesus." Indeed, rehashing his sins, and blaming them on the devil, would provide years of content.

He'd instantly gain the moral high ground on his enemies and everyone else. He'd have the possibility of attracting fresh paypigs and rebuilding burnt bridges. And there's a long tradition of grifting, hollerin' preachers to emulate.

I honestly think he could pull it off, and I don't see any other viable options.

The Savedstream. Possibly Redeemstream.

 

[Drama Fan]

I went to all the trouble to quit when I could have just moved to Mexico like a fat degenerate hog? AND developed a crippling Xanax addiction?

I need to reevaluate my life choices.

We all make mistakes, bro.

Ralph should rebrand as a born again Christian televangelist, owner and operator of the Killstream ministry.

All of his transgressions would be wiped clean. "Yeah, I abused drugs, was convicted of a sex offense and a felony, terrorized my wife, neglected my daughter, etc., but that was before Jesus." Indeed, rehashing his sins, and blaming them on the devil, would provide years of content.

He'd instantly gain the moral high ground on his enemies and everyone else. He'd have the possibility of attracting fresh paypigs and rebuilding burnt bridges. And there's a long tradition of grifting, hollerin' preachers to emulate.

I honestly think he could pull it off, and I don't see any other viable options.

While it's a great idea, how long could Ralph's impulse control hold out without reverting to ragepig mode or pillstream mode?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

LMAO. Cigarettes are only about $3.75 a pack in Mexico, same price they were back in the 1990’s in the USA. If he can’t afford to smoke in Mexico he’s really hard up.

Imagine he starts smoking bidis.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph should rebrand as a born again Christian televangelist, owner and operator of the Killstream ministry.

All of his transgressions would be wiped clean. "Yeah, I abused drugs, was convicted of a sex offense and a felony, terrorized my wife, neglected my daughter, etc., but that was before Jesus." Indeed, rehashing his sins, and blaming them on the devil, would provide years of content.

He'd instantly gain the moral high ground on his enemies and everyone else. He'd have the possibility of attracting fresh paypigs and rebuilding burnt bridges. And there's a long tradition of grifting, hollerin' preachers to emulate.

I honestly think he could pull it off, and I don't see any other viable options.

Ralph should just give in and go full commie fag. He already acts like them down to dying his fuckin hair blue. Nothing about Ralph says conservative, trad cath or even right-winger. He engages with prostitutes, uses copious amounts of drugs, has seemingly engaged in a homosexual relationship in the past, has a fetish for cuckoldrery, engages in cancel culture tactics and has the thinnest skin that side of the Rio Grande. All he'd have to do is learn how to spin his past degeneracy and he'd be good to go.
VICKERS IS AN EVIL CAPITALIST THAT GOT HIS COIN SHOP WHEN HE STOLE IT FROM A MAN THAT IS NOW IN THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. NOW HE'S TRYIN TO OPPRESS ME WITH HIS CRYPTO FASCISTS LAWSUITS AND JIM MADE JADE CHANGE THE NAME HER DADDY GAVE HER JUST SO HE COULD UPHOLD THE PATRIARCHY!

Another plus is unlike the trailer dwelling deadbeats and incels that make up his dwindling audience currently. If he started grifting the left, he could have troons, hipsters, libtards and commie larpers; most of which turn out to be middle to upper middle class. Which means they probably have some money and if he's willing to shuck and jive properly, they'll throw some nickels in his cup. All the past bullshit about having on alt-right figures and his regular slur usage will seemingly vanish into thin air as soon as he starts repeating the approved talking points because politics isn't about morals, it's about power. Who knows, Ralph might get to tit-fuck Queen Keffals or stand next to men that are actually shorter than him, mainly Vaush and Destiny.

 

[Polska krowa]

Ralph should rebrand as a born again Christian televangelist, owner and operator of the Killstream ministry.

All of his transgressions would be wiped clean. "Yeah, I abused drugs, was convicted of a sex offense and a felony, terrorized my wife, neglected my daughter, etc., but that was before Jesus." Indeed, rehashing his sins, and blaming them on the devil, would provide years of content.

He'd instantly gain the moral high ground on his enemies and everyone else. He'd have the possibility of attracting fresh paypigs and rebuilding burnt bridges. And there's a long tradition of grifting, hollerin' preachers to emulate.

I honestly think he could pull it off, and I don't see any other viable options.

This, Jack Scalfani's pastor literally beheaded a woman, served eight years (was let out due to overcrowding), and set up a McChurch after getting let out. Ralph hasn't done anything anywhere near as egregious as that

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly think he could pull it off, and I don't see any other viable options.

I think if he did he'd immediately die, sort of like when Sam Kinison (who was a Pentecostal preacher before being a comic and you can definitely tell it in his work) finally got clean and sober, he nearly immediately got wiped out by a drunk driver.

Kinison was a much better hollering hog though.

Ralph should just give in and go full commie fag. He already acts like them down to dying his fuckin hair blue.

He should just troon out. He already has tits.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph should just give in and go full commie fag.

Added bonus! He's got a chance with Keffals then!

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I think if he did he'd immediately die, sort of like when Sam Kinison (who was a Pentecostal preacher before being a comic and you can definitely tell it in his work) finally got clean and sober, he nearly immediately got wiped out by a drunk driver.

Kinison was a much better hollering hog though.

He should just troon out. He already has tits.

With Keffals getting canceled again, this is the perfect time for Ralph to troon out and steal his audience. All Ralph needs to do is slap a bra over his moobs, dye his hair blue (again), and start a discord server. Jim Sterling will be groveling to be the co-host of the killstream in no time.

 

[Um...]

Dumbo went almost 2 hours past his ‘6th hour transformer’ last night (that stupid nonsensical phrase) and still didn’t ‘make the goal.’ Womp womp.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

All he'd have to do is learn how to spin his past degeneracy and he'd be good to go.
VICKERS IS AN EVIL CAPITALIST THAT GOT HIS COIN SHOP WHEN HE STOLE IT FROM A MAN THAT IS NOW IN THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. NOW HE'S TRYIN TO OPPRESS ME WITH HIS CRYPTO FASCISTS LAWSUITS AND JIM MADE JADE CHANGE THE NAME HER DADDY GAVE HER JUST SO HE COULD UPHOLD THE PATRIARCHY!

Internet commies would never accept him. The first thing you see about Ralph when you google his name is he's alt-right which automatically means he's a fascist and untouchable.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

LMAO. Cigarettes are only about $3.75 a pack in Mexico, same price they were back in the 1990’s in the USA. If he can’t afford to smoke in Mexico he’s really hard up.

They were $2.00 where was, or $14.99/carton.

In terms of cigarettes, I earned 3 packs per hour at my first job. I’ve literally doubled what I get paid at my current job over the last six years, and now I only make 2.33 packs per hour.

 

[Fornicario]

And now we watch the Killstream fading away as ten years of bad decisions finally play out.

 

[PyroJohn]

And now we watch the Killstream fading away as ten years of bad decisions finally play out.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

In terms of cigarettes

Where the fuck do you work, prison?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Where the fuck do you work, prison?

The first job was as a dishwasher in like 1998. The current one is in a factory where I work off a schedule and perform set ups and changeovers on custom machinery.

I’ve been a smoker for a long time. I figure it kills the Covid in my lungs before I can get sick

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

I’ve been a smoker for a long time. I figure it kills the Covid in my lungs before I can get sick

Yeah that's also my modus operandi, doubt there are any receptors left in my lungs after 15 years of a pack a day. Seems to be working so far. No jab, no coof.