🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sam Losco]

He didn't get swatted or even a welfare check:

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200-blk e 37th is his area. The cops were there to tell him about a gas leak. 202 E 37th St is his new address.

Edit - lol ok, whoever is calling it in is saying there is a gas leak there. So it's a new take on the swatting/welfare check shit. Creative.

 

[MeltyTW]

CWC shouts out kiwifarms by name also ralph chides people for not letting him on, apparently making them dishonest brokers and saying he only doesnt have certain people on because they refuse despite banning lefty Bronx Blogger from sheer ass hurt not too long ago and "firing" his abo nigger rand

 

[Fslur]

The Swattings wellness checks aren’t even negative things for Ralph. Wouldn’t put it past the Gunt to be calling them on himself. Kaz def sees the good publicity value in it.

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[MeltyTW]

ralph threatening a communist who avowed his swattings "the cops wont be as respectful to you commie" "hopefully they dont when they talk to you" "accidents have been known to happen"

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[Fslur]

ralph threatening a communist who avowed his swattings "the cops wont be as respectful to you commie" "hopefully they dont when they talk to you" "accidents have been known to happen"

The Richmond Police are in his pocket, according to Ralph. So ofc the commie needs to be careful.

(*the commie wasn’t a caller)

 

[Crystal Golem]

He didn't get swatted or even a welfare check:

Active Calls

apps.richmondgov.com

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200-blk e 37th is his area. The cops were there to tell him about a gas leak. 202 E 37th St is his new address.

Edit - lol ok, whoever is calling it in is saying there is a gas leak there. So it's a new take on the swatting/welfare check shit. Creative.

Something smelled so fishy about that shit lol.

 

[MeltyTW]

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The Richmond Police are in his pocket, according to Ralph. So ofc the commie caller needs to be careful.

guh in motion you can see how much fatter hes gotten

edit ralph bragging about obvious botting doubling his viewer count on all platforms for no reason with a chat as slow to slower than a single digit stream and making ten dollars

edit wow ralph is trying to pretend him failing to drunkenly hit a female cop for waking him up means hes a freedom fighter who can lecture them damned kids about how hes the real freedom fighter oppressed punk

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Killstream TL;DW Recap:

• Ethan is late! But what else is new? 5... 7... minutes late! Again, for Ralph, that might as well be an early start!
• He’s looking extra flushed and wobbly at the first.
• Stream still doesn’t start until like 9:45 pm with the intros.
• Ralph has some twinky little fag on as a guest and they’re battling boomer tech issues. Gator tries to sort shit out, but can’t troubleshoot to save his life. Ralph admits he’ll probably just buy another PC
• Culture war comes on eating once again. Another Killstream Muckbang?
• Gator mentions that he made sketty for dinner to. Maybe he dropped his spaghetti everywhere but I doubt he’d cook it himself. Maybe his mom made it.
• Ralph decides to restart the stream to see if it fixes the tech issues.
• The guest is some “Irish” guy with gauged ears. Guest brings up the fact that Obunga was the last democratically elected president in the US.
• Ralph asks the guest about white nationalism and the guest says “I’m not white, I’m Irish.”
• Gunt goes in to talk about the cancelling of Dr Seuss.
• Ethan talks about the Gypsy Crucader arrest, pretending he hasn’t watched most of his streams, snickering like a pig.
• They go to play a zombie simpsons clip ripping on the alt right. Gator says that the audio didn’t pipe into the guests.
• For some reason Ralph Passes the show off to Gator. He says he thinks he’s being swatted.
• Gator and the twink go on a tirade about the witch-hunt on the alt-right. Gator mentions Hope Not Hate by name
• Ralph comes back half dolphin laughing then mutes himself to let the potato nigger rant
• Ralph comes back to say that he was in fact swatted, someone called in a fake rape threat against him. Apperently the other cop that showed up was in the photo he took with the last cops. The cops were reassuring him he wasn’t in trouble. They’re big fans of the Killstream.
• Twink laments the fact that bongland is bringing out yet more draconian speech laws. I guess the guest is named Keith Woods
• Gunt goes on to talk about some sports announcer who might be getting cancelled.
• Twink goes on to talk about American politcs at length. You’re eurotrash, why do you care about US political shit? Does it effect you? No.
• Ralph begs for callers while flexing his “swatting”
• They all talk about the twitter ban and how they have all lost thousands of followers.
• They go on to talk about the booba girl from last stream, Gator instantly remembers her name. Of course he does, she’s some cosplay whore.
• Ralph starts talking about some thot doing a “toe trick”...
• Ralph says his dog is barking again... swatting take 2?
• CALLERS! We’ve got based Alaska...
• Ralph says Sandra “opened her eyes a little bit today”. Maybe she might pull through?
• Ralph says the fire department is there now. Ralph fucked off to deal with that. Gunty seems almost giddy.
• Gator takes over to to talk with based to talk about how he’s gotta wait 3 days to get a gun and other people don’t have to.
• Ralph slips and called him Baked Alaska. Ralph goes on to say the FD was there because he was gassing someone to death in the basement. The same cops were with them too.
• Mick asks what the FD would do. Gator says they’d cut down the wooden doors. Nice Holocaust joke.
• Gator goes on to talk about OnlyLoseMeLeg’s leg sores and Culture War begs him to stop.
• Ralph says that the ayylawgs knows where he lives so we’re welcome to show up.
• Ralph goes on to pull up a James Charles article, asking the Irishman what his opinion of the makeup fag is...
• Culture war criminal talks about how one of his “friends” has been larping as a woman. Culture calls him a “freak”. Friendship with twitter fag ended I guess.
• Ralph goes in onto talk about the James Charles grooming alegations.
• Culture goes off about how he’s an opressed christian minority... bloo bloo bloo.
• Twink mentions some UK omegle troll got arrested not too long ago.
• Gunt takes a chance on a caller who he’s never had on before... this could be fun.
• CWC gets up in a hurry, leaving his chair spinning.
• Caller actually gives Ralph a heartfelt message about how he hopes Sandra pulls through.
• Ralph says he doesn’t want to see Biden V Trump round 2. He goes onto say he wants to see “new people” and not the same “grumpy old men”.
• Next caller... BUTTERS! Butters comes in with a joke about how it will be “sweety, time for your 4pm welfare check with the richmond PD”.
• Ralph looking down at his phone, probably checking his board.
• Butters brings up the struggle session with the Brett Weinstein guy, and how he got called a spicy white and a eugenicist because he was a biologist, then gives his take on the economy and how the US is pretty much imperilist Russia.
• The twinky mick struggles to give a whiskey addled take... There won’t be a conventional war but psyops and gayops; then goes into talk about the conflict in Ukraine
• Ralph pulls up some Good Gatsby twitter account tweet and tells us all his spicy retort. The commie said Woods is an Irish nationalist, I almost feel bad for calling him a twinky fag. Almost.
• Warski wanders in! Ralph reminds everyone he was swatted twice. Warski can’t be seen or heard.
• Another caller no warski... Ralph mentions he was swatted again... The caller mentions that he was taking bendryl; then Ralph kicks him.
• 1Step2far calls in... A little tension. Gives well wishes; then says he’s got his back. More crease-licking? Building to something? Who knows? 1step talks about orange juice and Ralph removes him.
• Warski seems to have sorted his shit out. How unfortunate...
• More callers? Some Spicy guy. Ralph pauses shit becaue he thinks the caller is gonna say an n-slur. Andy admits his nigger word senses go off, being a moor he has that special sense.
• The group go onto talk about how the pending George groid trial, predicting what level of chimpout event will ensue.
• Gator gives a piss warm take that the Dems will crack down on the rioters as a show of force because riots would be a bad look for biden and they’d shut it down with “extreme prejudice”
• Spicy says it will be the trial of the year before he takes his leave.
• The Celtic quaalude goes on about how anything nationalistic is banned in Ireland and how we should all get into crypto.
• Ralph brings up another nemesis, the step-father. Woods says Sargon might have been onto something. How we will look back at goobergoob as the “peak of the internet”
• Andy gives us a shortbus take about how he used to be able to say whatever he wanted, and now he has to constantly try to not say gamer words.
• Keith takes his leave.
• Andy demands a recap because he was too dim to read the two tweets.
• Andy says that Keem has audio of the person that called in the first one, saying Ralph was deranged.
• Ralph says that every time he is swatter he gets more viewers and shitter followers.
• By 11:33 he has made a whopping total of $10
• Gator goes onto say some thot can put honey on his neck any time. Culture war calls him a dog. Yeah, sure gator. Nobody would put anything on your neck, even if you paid them.
• Ralph proceeds to pull up the audio from some Dems screaming about Nick the spic; then an article about the thot that stole Pelosi’s laptop. Ralph does smash or pass, and its a mixed result but ralph is all “Now that I know, no rubber! I’m nuttin’ inside of the bitch I don’t give a fuck!” Now that’s a taint piercing...
• They go on to play the 35 minute clip, How much of it will they play?
• Warski sticks up for Nicker saying that AFPAC wasn’t a “whites only” event... that Asian bitch was there.
• Gator says he’d demand legal satisfaction if he was Fedntes
• Ralph admits he missed something because he was looking at something “off screen”... checking your board there, buddy?
• Back to the clip... Andy calls the news caster a mushmouth... bold of the stuttering moor to berate anyone for how they talk.
• Gator says the Odysee account they call out say they host Twisted mind, PPP, a couple killstreams and even a holywood bibble!
• Ralph says this person says they’re probably watching right now! Andy wants to interview them.
• New clip. Gypsy Crucader’s arrest... They play some clip in in full
• Ralph wants to go on record and say “he’s not a terrorist”
• Culture war said that him putting nato symbols on a google map and moving them around means he was coordinating the riots...
• They play some netflix clip about a hapa and blasian doing some “opression olympics”
• The group go on to rant about BLM for a little bit. Culture war brings up how only “lightskins” seem into activism.
• Andy brings up how the opression olympics were a box of gags sent to radio shows back in the 70s; then Carlos Mencia stole the joke for a bit, and nobody heard it for 17 years.
• A chat guy said he wants to have Gypsy call in from jail with his 1 phonecall.
• Andy mentions Gypsy went on someone else’s show. He was told to behave and did. This might be a thing!
• Andy brings up some streamer who got busted for child porn charges. Guilty conscience, tardski?
• Gunt boasts he has 500 on Dlive and 300 on Chillstream clips... with 828 on Chomo
• Ralph goes onto say Goat Gastby is a loser and you can’t abort the retort. I guess Gatbsy is an “antifa agitator”
• Ralph pulls up his twitter spat. Ralph goes on to say he’s a freedom fighter for failing to punch a lady cop.
• CWC says that the killstream is full of some hard “pipe hittin’” motherfuckers... Is them admitting to being jibheads?
• Ralph plays an Infowars clip of Alex jones and some jogger who sounds high as a kite.
• Ralph goes on to milk his simps for sympathy shilling his sick mom.
• Ralph may have closed his one tab, not sure if he’s run out of stories or not. Pulls up an article he forgot. The dr Seuss. Dr Seuss raysiss! Culture war says its ironic that Theodor Geisel simped for the commies but is now getting after death
• Ralph brings up a 3 year old Mundane matt stream. Gator makes a “Feeding the gunt” Joke.
• Ralph admits that a small family lives in his gunt. Gator does his best daddy Gym reading some meme seuss-esque poem
• Ralph admits that he wants to get his gunt worked off at the gym, with about 80 some pounds to lose.
• Culture war shills his shit, and says he’ll be there for the Branch Davidian interview.
• Ralph promises that bibble will be there. So will Jim, Zidane and they’ll make fun of Mundane Matt and Donga with the Waco crew.
• Culture war says he’ll wear his Koresh glasses, Ralph admits he’ll have to watch a movie about the Waco shit to get up to speed to know what to ask.
• Gator, channeling Metorkur gives a piss poor das rite before taking his broom and leaving.
• Ralph shills his shit, hoping the Waco guys don’t flake.
• Cut to the outro song. It’s finally over!

Well that was an extra-boring killstream. Keith is like some sort of humanized tranquilizer. The "swattings" got a bit of a chuckle. It's great how he turned a call about a gas leak into "he was gassing people in his basement"

*edit to get rid of the double bullets

 

[Vetti]

• Culture war shills his shit, and says he’ll be there for the Branch Davidian interview.

I just remembered Rand mentioning how excited he was for that interview on previous episodes. Rip.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

The cops were reassuring him he wasn’t in trouble. They’re big fans of the Killstream.

Is every public servant Ethan meets a fucking Killstream fan? Ralph shilled the Killstream to Arizona PD before so it seems funny that he shills his show to law enforcement.

Gator gives a piss warm take that the Dems will crack down on the rioters as a show of force because riots would be a bad look for biden and they’d shut it down with “extreme prejudice”

Does Gator not remember that chimp outs happened under Obama? It won't change.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Didn't Ralph also finish up saying that he lost 10 pounds and that one of his guests (CWC) suggested jailtime would be a better health regimen? Something like that?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

The Swattings wellness checks aren’t even negative things for Ralph. Wouldn’t put it past the Gunt to be calling them on himself. Kaz def sees the good publicity value in it.
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"Swatted via fire department"
Is Kaz retarded or a secret a-log poking fun at Ralph?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Is every public servant Ethan meets a fucking Killstream fan? Ralph shilled the Killstream to Arizona PD before so it seems funny that he shills his show to law enforcement.

Does Gator not remember that chimp outs happened under Obama? It won't change.

The cops are big fans of Gators piss warm takes

 

[MeltyTW]

Well that was an extra-boring killstream. Keith is like some sort of humanized tranquilizer. The "swattings" got a bit of a chuckle. It's great how he turned a call about a gas leak into "he was gassing people in his basement"

has to make the fire department and pd look as incompetent as possible for daring to make him waddle , twice even AND DURING MAH TIME SLOT! thats piggys thought process, fuck that its a probable reason and not really something they can ignore and fuck that its silly to expect them to have measures where the fire and police departments know everything about each others business to avoid a fat retarded wigger streamer from being forced to waddle 20 feet, also telling that tardski and gunt think you, the subject of the call, should just be allowed to say its nawt troo and then they leave immediately.

Didn't Ralph also finish up saying that he lost 10 pounds and that one of his guests (CWC) suggested jailtime would be a better health regimen? Something like that?

yeah, i guess cwc is just on there to jab at the gunt and aylawg him and get paid to eat his dinner with cam on for the ks

edit for all of his posturing and cope ethan made less than 15 dollars tonight, really owning those aylawgs there

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if the KKK (weren't you trying to distance yourself from the racist/alt-right image Ralph? Might want to stop calling everything related to your show the KKK, especially when you're doing to essentially call them the "killstream jannies") were responsible for calling in the gas leak.
Ralph lied through his teeth about it, thinking it would bring in the pity bucks (what tired of using your mom for pity donations?), and from all reports it seems he's making less money than ever before so he has to be worried.

Also what the fuck does that retard furry kaz mean about Trump "endorsing" Ralph? Have I missed something? I understand it's some made up bullshit to stroke Ralph's ego but where did he get it from?

 

[AltisticRight]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1366950007845322759

https://archive.vn/qv2xA

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Shitty stairs:

Fencing, across the road seen in the pig's photo.

Thanks Ralph, dox confirmed beyond reasonable doubt.

 

[PhoBingas]

Can't even show up on time for something he's been hyping for like 2 weeks now.

 

[Sam Losco]

Oh boy, some Ice Cold takes from an obnoxious fat bastard on a 25 year old tragedy.


I wonder what sort of PRESSING QUESTIONS our Journalist-in-Chief of the Ralph Retort is going to ask? I wonder if we'll get a SMASH OR PASS on the smoldering corpses of the victims?

Hello, which disgunted fan are you? Are you from Rand's Discord?

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

Ralph could get more interesting schizos from /x/. This guy's not interesting

 

[RichardRApe]

I wonder if we'll get a SMASH OR PASS on the smoldering corpses of the victims?

lmao

Ralph could get more interesting schizos from /x/. This guy's not interesting

I agree go full schizo if that's what you wanna do. It could actually be pretty fun every once in a while but... Waco Wednesdays? Are they going to have this toe-dipping Q Tard level ambien boomer talking about the Branch Davidians every Wednesday? He can't even carry one Wednesday, let alone a collection of them.