Move on to what? Ralph has no work history, no skills, and doesn't speak the language of the country in which he currently resides. His only other option besides streaming is to become a beggar on the streets of Merida.
Death or prison.
Like I've said before, he has 2 options.
Why is this piggy so retarded? Why would he tell anyone that?
It was only a matter of time, that place was secured via pantsu on pantsu's debit account with pantsu's AirBNB account, he had hinted a few times that he was on the verge of being kicked out (last time being when he was begging pantsu to use her debit card when he "lost his wallet").
option 3 embrace the nigger that he is instead of constantly trying to lie about it and pretend to be a big ballin tony soprano, he's a weak thin skinned degenerate faggot. Eat xannies on camera, interview invisible guests, yell at women about how you're going to mouth rape them and make fun of alogs for being jealous about it. Watch the money flow in.
he's a felon lol, he can't even own a gun to self-sunset himself with
I'm sure Harry is totally devastated by the Feltamale losing his rent money.
How sad.
I did some math homework and concluded his chubby little trotters are too short to properly sunset himself with a shotgun.
I’d love to see him turn to the “social media expert” or “online content strategist” grift. Imagine hiring Ralph as a consultant on anything that matters.
In Mehico, I imagine getting illegal gun is not much harder than in US. And getting it for that purpose, one might not think of legality.
He bet on the ML
This is so utterly retarded and in poor taste that it reads like a Fagochet op.
Bro this is just an internet Slap fight and not your personal session of parasocial HoI, just relax, it's all meaningless.
When I saw it, my immediate reaction was opening up my other browser to see if Ethan Ralph actually Xeeted this.
I always wondered why anyone would ever want to bleach their anus, but now I get it.
I mean it’s not like he sees the kid and the most interaction the kid ever had with him is Ralph drunk fat smelling awful with blue hair. Selling that kid off over some useless sportsball game he gets to jive and dance to as he has a win over Harry Morris is far more important to the Ralphamale.
Whenever he takes photos with the kid, he points at it as if it's some exotic animal or gay thing he purchased, it's utterly bizarre. He also lamented about how changing nappies is the woman's job and emphasised on how he'll never ever touch nappies, as if that makes him a chad or based or something.
