🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AnOminous]

And a reminder--the sunglasses are still faggy as hell.

They're to hide that he got the shit beat out of him so hard in Lisbon his eyes went permanently googly like a retard's.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

They're to hide that he got the shit beat out of him so hard in Lisbon his eyes went permanently googly like a retard's.

As he told Jim during the crying confrontation: "yeah well I was talking shit... it was kinda funny"

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

This feels like the perfect storm of poor decisions biting Ralph in the ass.

Pantsuela thinks Ralph is a wealthy American or at the very minimum wants to marry him just for a green card and disappear after. We know this because he admitted on Xannies that the only reason why she's talking to him in the first place is because he's literally the first American she found. Regardless of her admitting this, he's going to continue to spend time and money trying to impress and court her. Self respect be damned.

Eventually EOR is either going to chase her off or spend every last peso convincing her to get married. How great would it be to show off his Mexican bride to the broke-dick haters on Kiwifarms? If he succeeds and she's on enough drugs to accept his proposal, there's one big problem waiting ahead of him; Pantsu. Harry confirmed that she has been stalling the divorce process just to spite-fuck Ralph. Now he's forced to swallow his pride and give into whatever crazy demands she's giving him (mission level: impossible) or go deeper into the hole, hire an actual lawyer, and fly back to the US. Ralph is struggling to afford a $400 Mexican crack-shack. A week of New York hotels are just too far out of reach without even considering other expenses.

With how well Ralph has been doing lately (lol), he is going to be dead broke and even further in debt. There's no way he'll stay up on payments and be way behind on child support. Once he hits the $2,500 threshold, we're damn certain Harry and Vickers are going after his passport. Ralph is going to be trapped in Mexico and ironically trying to marry Pantsuela for citizenship.

The future is bleak for Ethan. We're going to get one last Killstream in the middle of the night with him frantically begging to shove objects up his ass for Pesos. Right as Jim calls in; not to make jokes, but offer him pity, Ralph's shitty Alienware Computer dies. That is the last we hear of the Rage Pig.

 

[Axiom.]

He's gonna commit a Lowtax, it's his future

 

[Fannyscum]

He's gonna commit a Lowtax, it's his future

I would agree with this except that Ralph is not allowed to own a gun. Accidental overdose and/or heart failure is Ralph's future - Committing a Ronnie.

 

[Axiom.]

I would agree with this except that Ralph is not allowed to own a gun. Accidental overdose and/or heart failure is Ralph's future - Committing a Ronnie.

"Accidental" when your wife wins everything in the divorce and even your hooker will know you're penniless then it just takes a whole bottle of Xanax and down it with the high alcohol percentage that Mexican ranchers make to party and hell be smoking like a pig in hell

 

[Hungrier Troon]

Kiwifarms is trying to beat hosting CP allegations and you posting anime shit isn’t helping our case

Lmao the irony. They bitch about something that isn't CP, like you bitch about Animu pics that aren't CP. Nigga it's not even looking close to being Porn/nudes and panicking about everything that's being posted is gonna make us look like we have actual shit to hide. As long as there isn't actual CP on the site (which i bet it isn't) it's business as usual and no reason to censor other users because you got hysterical after a some Troon talking shit defamed us. Censoring ourselves is exactly what they want, so you can keep cowering in fear yelling at other users what they should or shouldn't be posting or you can just keep shitposting as usual. The choice is yours Retard.

 

[Rage Pig]

Streamed for 9 hours, made $166. That's $18.44/hour before Powerchat cut. I hope he spends a lot of time with Pantsuela. Last time he didn't do much streaming, so he'll deplete what little he has left very fast without even recouping the pitiful amounts he makes nowadays.

 

[Fornicario]

Streamed for 9 hours, made $166. That's $18.44/hour before Powerchat cut. I hope he spends a lot of time with Pantsuela. Last time he didn't do much streaming, so he'll deplete what little he has left very fast without even recouping the pitiful amounts he makes nowadays.
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I'm going to make the prediction that Ralph will not be visiting the US. For the rest of his life. He can't possibly pay his child support and he won't bother with the visitation farce anymore.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You think she knows how to use a computer? Shes a woman and doesn’t even know how to speak English she’s double retarded.

And she’s letting Ralph fuck her for money, so call it triple retarded.

That clip of Ralph talking to the waiter gave me such secondhand embarrassment. If we had a nickel for every time Ralph has said “my girlfriend” the past month, we could pay off the lifetime child support for both of his bastards. Now it’s “my girlfriend who I love.” You’d think he’d never hired a hooker before the way he’s acting. What a pathetic loser.

Also it’s funny how Ralph always tries so hard to make friends with random strangers and chat them up. His insatiable hunger for friendship makes every cell in my body wince.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I just need to understand the rationale behind moving in the next concubine so soon.

The primary motive is clearly to try and make his wife jealous (lmao) but I don't think that's everything.

Is he desperate to prove he's desirable? Legitimately terrified of being alone? Does he think he can extract money from her?

Ralph, you understand she's going to cut into the dedicated torta and benzo budget, yes?

Hey, ge just really, really, misses his mom, okay?

 

[AltisticRight]

Streamed for 9 hours, made $166. That's $18.44/hour before Powerchat cut. I hope he spends a lot of time with Pantsuela. Last time he didn't do much streaming, so he'll deplete what little he has left very fast without even recouping the pitiful amounts he makes nowadays.
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He might be able to afford the "kiss on the lips" package this time, we'll see.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Streamed for 9 hours, made $166. That's $18.44/hour before Powerchat cut. I hope he spends a lot of time with Pantsuela. Last time he didn't do much streaming, so he'll deplete what little he has left very fast without even recouping the pitiful amounts he makes nowadays.
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Now the real question who is making more? The Mexican hog or the Mexican prostitute Ralph calls the love of his life

 

[Hungrier Troon]

I hope that when they realize his organs are useless that they'll just turn him into a whole pig on the spit with a Torta in his mouth instead of an apple.
god i love Bings image creator

Spoiler: Ralpha Hog Spitroasts

edit: added some more pics and put em behind a spoiler

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Now the real question who is making more? The Mexican hog or the Mexican prostitute Ralph calls the love of his life

There’s no question. On average, between the peaks and valleys, what does Gunt bring in, $200 a day on average? That’s just 4-5 tricks a night for a halfway decent whore in turistaland. Remember also that she offers a GFE package for a few hundred but the John also has to provide meals/lodging/entertainment. Factor all that free shit in with the money she’s paid and Deni is bringing in more.

This is likely one of the reasons Gunt is so eager to get her locked into a relationship with him. He probably has some fantasy of being her pimp and becoming a Crime Lord in Merida or some other stupid shit like that.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lmao the irony. They bitch about something that isn't CP, like you bitch about Animu pics that aren't CP. Nigga it's not even looking close to being Porn/nudes and panicking about everything that's being posted is gonna make us look like we have actual shit to hide. As long as there isn't actual CP on the site (which i bet it isn't) it's business as usual and no reason to censor other users because you got hysterical after a some Troon talking shit defamed us. Censoring ourselves is exactly what they want, so you can keep cowering in fear yelling at other users what they should or shouldn't be posting or you can just keep shitposting as usual. The choice is yours Retard.

Anime is a sin.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Lmao the irony. They bitch about something that isn't CP, like you bitch about Animu pics that aren't CP. Nigga it's not even looking close to being Porn/nudes and panicking about everything that's being posted is gonna make us look like we have actual shit to hide. As long as there isn't actual CP on the site (which i bet it isn't) it's business as usual and no reason to censor other users because you got hysterical after a some Troon talking shit defamed us. Censoring ourselves is exactly what they want, so you can keep cowering in fear yelling at other users what they should or shouldn't be posting or you can just keep shitposting as usual. The choice is yours Retard.

Your first post on the Farms and its an off-topic spergout about anime?

 

[break these cuffs]

This is likely one of the reasons Gunt is so eager to get her locked into a relationship with him. He probably has some fantasy of being her pimp and becoming a Crime Lord in Merida or some other stupid shit like that.

I have to think that one of the stupidest things you could besides get in a relationship with a prostitute in Mexico would be to try to become her fat hollerin can't speak the language gringo pimp. You're probably on to something. There's nothing so stupid Gunt won't think it's brilliant as long as he comes up with it.

 

[Hungrier Troon]

Your first post on the Farms and its an off-topic spergout about anime?

no it's just my 2nd account because i got felted by windows while reinstalling it. It just fucking uninstalled my apps when i told it not to and also being retarded and losing one of my physical password sheets while using a non-recoverable e-mail. Also i replied to an off-topic post so why are you only bitching at me faggot? And while we're at it your post bitching at me doesn't have anything about Ralph in it either, you could have told me that on my profile if being off-topic is something that bothers you that much without doing it yourself. @HungryTroon is my first account

Anime is a sin.

so is gossiping.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On average, between the peaks and valleys, what does Gunt bring in, $200 a day on average? That’s just 4-5 tricks a night for a halfway decent whore in turistaland. Remember also that she offers a GFE package for a few hundred but the John also has to provide meals/lodging/entertainment. Factor all that free shit in with the money she’s paid and Deni is bringing in more.

Seriously, it’s not even close. Ralph would be making more money sweeping the floor outside the torta stand. But he’d rather degrade himself in front of his many enemies by begging online for donations.

Digital panhandling is Ralph’s entire “career.” He has to pay a literal whore to pretend she likes him. His children are being raised by other men. He gloated for months that Harry Morris would never see his granddaughter again and he now spends every day with her. He owes back child support, has multiple liens, massive tax debts, toilet-tier credit, no assets, and looks like Ethan Ralph.

If his most recent hooker doesn’t out-earn Ralph by multiples of 20x daily, she’s the worst prostitute in history.