How would you reinvent his show? That actually might be a good thread if someone was so inclined, ideas on how Ralph could actually reinvent his show and rise back to the top of the Sektur. I'm sure a big part of it will be he's going to have to stop being such a moody bitch so it's probably impossible. He'd have to do show prep too and we all know how much he hates work, still though, he has to do something. I don't think the movies are it.
If he had any actual humor or wit he could do MST3K style riffs on crappy movies.
he did it once and it was a success. Donos for shots and xanax and other foolish tasks.
There's tried and true recipes for success in The Killstream's past but the format isn't the problem, it's Ralph. He's had five years to not be a self-sabotaging cunt, a reactionary nigger, but instead he doubles down every single time. He's completely incapable of working towards any longterm solution to save his brand. He's too busy running off his paypigs and being an abrasive, combative little shit and then wondering why nobody donates or watches his "show."
He's so low energy because he knows that the L he's going to get from his Super Bowl W is skulking in the shadows, biding it's time before it leaps on him like a spider monkey.
The problem with the Killstream was always Ralph. His success was all because of luck and other people, Ralph had nothing to contribute to his own show except to break out of his drunken stupor every now and then to interrupt guests who were having a debate.
I will never understand Piglet. He recognizes the position he is in with his benzo addiction. He admits that beyond the risk of withdrawal, he has nearly died multiple times from car crashes while on the nod.
It’s just that simple. Ralph lacks the fortitude and humility to triumph over his own brain. A tablet smaller than a pig’s knuckle calls the shots in Ethan Ralph’s life.
Yes. He was talking about Smoke being sick or something. It was i infuriating watching this piss bottle spilling, shart producing, tampon breath hog deny his sick cat a simple pleasure of playing with a roll of TP because "muh mess" This fucker destroys everything he comes in contact with, he had trash company bill him for SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS in Virginia and when he evacuates the premises owners had to redo carpets, but a little shredded paper is not tolerable.
The most successful way to beat addiction is by leveraging a support network (he has none), do serious, intense self-introspection (he lacks the capacity and fortitude to truly evaluate his life and choices), implement rigor in their daily life (lol).
If there is anyone on this Earth who will come back as a vengeful ghost and steal pills and booze while haunting his blood enemies it's Ralph.
According to those leaked DMs, he attempted that already.
Piglet will never neck himself, for the exact same reasons. As none of his problems are "his fault," he blames them all on his blood enemies, he will never rope, as he would view that as giving them a W.
I really hope Smoke needing to be put down isn't the upcoming L. Those cats are innocent and don't deserve to suffer from the curse of the Guntaverse.
He won't neck because he'd need a footstool and he can't afford one.
What would a thread like that entail? Killstream Redemption / Sektur Wargames? I like the idea personally, just don't know if there is enough interest to justify its existence (I could be wrong though).
