🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
How do you kill the ghost, gold-plated pot metal bullets?
There's a story plot in here somewhere involving ol' Big Iron Ethan Oliver Ralph melting down Papaw's ring into bullets to shoot Ronnie's ghost. The setback arc will involve discovering the ring isn't real gold!
If it was any other crack house, I would assume kids broke in when it was abandoned and trashed the place/fired shots into the door. But since it's Ronnie "the couch" Ralph's house, and we've all saw the hammer-in-the-wall birthday photo, I'm convinced that's just how he lived.
Like father, like son.
 
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@Null hypotherically, what would have to happen make this a reality in the future? I know you got consent for the Chris coin, would you have to get permission to strike a coin bearing Ralph's Easter island mongoloid visage?

Do you want Jersh to die of a heart attack? Every single step in the Chris Coin process was cursed, RalphaCoins would be doubly so.

That being said, Ralph would do this in an instant if he was promised some of the profit. It would be exponentially more hilarious if Jim did one in Ralph's likeness and a portion of the profit went to paying off Ralph's back child support.
 
2/12/24 - Ralph Owns Up To Over A DECADE of Hardcore Xanax Abuse!

Ralph admits that at some point in time, he was EASILY taking 100-200mgs of Xanax a month, and would break into Seizures when his pills were seized at the border:

Ralph is a little vague here with what he means by "over seas". If it's the scripts he got from his trip to Rome before the horse divorce, then this would be a recent incident... But what if I told you Ralph has admitted to purchasing envelopes full of Xanax from Africa in his 20s?:

So even before there was a Retort to Abort, Ralph has been abusing random prescriptions stuffed into an envelope by aids-infected negros! :story:

Finally, Ralph admits to an absurd amount of car wrecks all under the influence of Xanax:
 
Ralph admits that at some point in time, he was EASILY taking 100-200mgs of Xanax a month, and would break into Seizures when his pills were seized at the border:
7.14 mgs per day every day lol
and i guarantee you if he said 200mgs he was undershooting it massively
its enough, he would think, that hes admitting it, theres no need to give the real number
But what if I told you Ralph has admitted to purchasing envelopes full of Xanax from Africa in his 20s?:
sounds like hes talking about the golden age of dark web market places if hes saying envelopes, Africa/Argentina and "in his 20s"
very popular back then, all exit scams now from what i have heard
 
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