🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Makoto Niijima]

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Ralph is reading ads for free , I bet he's getting scammed.

 

[Mynameisdark]

The last thing Ralph should want is any amount of scrutiny on his Rumble channel. Just Monday he was trying to extort Elissa Clips with revenge porn.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph those ad reads were terrible.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Silently staring at a Trump speech... BEST THERE EVA WUZ IN DIS SEKTUAH, BISH!!!

 

[Haru Okumura]

After listening to much of the stream today, most of the ads have a common element to them: they're advertising goods and services meant for fat, dumb wiggers. I'm talking pseudoscientific diet hacks, bad medical advice about calorie uptake and how to eat more without gaining weight, coffee that costs extra because it's 'anti-woke', food to make your malnourished dog's poop less stinky, geriatric Chuck Norris' secret easy weight loss exercises, etc. You'd need to be a real idiot to take any of it seriously.

Thus, a fat, dumb wigger promoting these products and services to an audience full of other fat, dumb wiggers sounds like exactly what the vendors are looking for in working with a temporary pitchman. Ethan fits the image they want to associate with their brands, and as long as he doesn't pillstream on the same stream he's reading ads on, he'll be fine, at least for a while.

I am sure he'll find a way to screw it up anyway, given his extreme volatility, but some degree of trashy and vulgar behavior is surely expected from someone hawking these sorts of products.

 

[Rage Pig]

Promised 12 hours, delivers less than 10.

Here's the list of ads he read, only on the Killstream do you see such riveting content.

The donations he got

will buy him 2 hours of divorce lawyer time.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

lol Dr Guntry

 

[Foltest]

Ethan Ralph confirmed while arguing with Cog that he is about 100k in debt. He claims 60k of that is from his political science course that he flunked out of.

How the fuck do you flunk out of a political science course and owning 60k in student debt!?
Oh wait, this is the pigmonster we are talking about.

 

[Beavis]

Promised 12 hours, delivers less than 10.
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Here's the list of ads he read, only on the Killstream do you see such riveting content.
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The donations he got
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will buy him 2 hours of divorce lawyer time.
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lol celebration stream. Ralph is coping so hard now that pantsu finally filed for divorce.

 

[Harm]

I wonder if the advertisers would still pay out if they knew it was Ralph reading their ads.

I doubt it. Mersh had huge issues getting his ad reads approved for various little things. If he were to go off-script at all, they'd deny the read and then refuse to pay him out. If he read the ad read perfectly and then later in the stream say something they disliked, they'd deny the read. Ralph will probably have similar issues.

 

[AltisticRight]

Promised 12 hours, delivers less than 10.
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Here's the list of ads he read, only on the Killstream do you see such riveting content.
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The donations he got
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will buy him 2 hours of divorce lawyer time.
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Sole custody, let's go!

 

[Guntkvd]

5gfree anti radiation pills, you can't make this shit up. Male prostitute arc right around the corner.

 

[porkWellington]

So Ralph's 12 hour "I'm making it up to you guys" stream was a less than 10 hour fundraising stream that included ad reads. Cant wait for Rumble to pull him from the program because he does them pilled out and Ralph threatens to expose the owner of Rumble's dirty laundry.

 

[Dracula]

5gfree anti radiation pills, you can't make this shit up. Male prostitute arc right around the corner.

 

[Beavis]

Hola amigos! It's your good friend the Ralphamale.

As you may or may not know I enjoy partaking in the occasional bar of xanax or a 12 pack of modelo uhspecials. You may be wondering how I can abuse drugs and alcohol and still look this fine? Well it's all thanks to my friends at bucketofpills.com

Whatever ails you bucketofpills.com has the cure. And when you use the code 5BARDAYS you can get 25% off your first order.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I for one think Ralph is perfect to do ad reads for remineralizing teeth, horse dewormer, and the one-simple-trick-to-cure-diabetes-that-doctors-hate

 

[AltisticRight]

5gfree anti radiation pills, you can't make this shit up. Male prostitute arc right around the corner.

I wouldn't even get paid to have sex with this piggy of 4 moobs.

 

[Rage Pig]

Black and white filter to hide the rosacea on his ugly visage. Sub 300 viewers. Sits in silence while listening to the voice of Daddy Jim, holding back the tears filling his googly eyes behind the shades. Imaginary dono win streak displayed. You may not like it, but this is what peak Gunt performance looks like.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

I gotta say I'm really enjoying today's episode of "Real Ralphamale Confessions"; maybe Gunt can rebrand as his own personal version of "Soft White Underbelly"?

 

[unfer]

ARYAN GOD​

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Cushing's Elemental, more like.