🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Why am I doing this?]

He's taking so many L's we might need to add another L to Rallphs name.

Ethanol Liver Ralph

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Shit, he's barley even streamed at all since he left Mexico. Not that there was much incentive for the few, remaining braindead paypigs to pay for his trips, but they managed to get less than his normal content. The only things to come out of this trip is a picture of Kiwi Farmers walking and a clip of him being afraid of someone who recognized him. His normal shit is boring, but at least there's a possibility of a pillstream!

Also, we know he's screeching about 3k to get in the ring as a "work" to avoid it, but didn't Keemstar offer 10k and a trip to the UK to fight? His scaredycope is why everyone he interacts with wants to immediately bully him IRL.

The X Saga of Shanaynay McPiggytits’ (hereafter referred to as “SMP”) refusal to meet with Aaron after Aaron accepted McPiggytits’ challenge to a fight, his admitting to witness tampering, and his bullshit about going to Jim’s on his hurried way out of MN really pointed out the truth in Shanaynay’s being all talk/no walk to everyone.

IIRC, you are correct. Keem offered up to $100,000 (probably a lot less, but that’s the highest number I remember hearing) for SMP to go to London and get into a boxing ring to fight Warski but SMP couldn’t accept because the terms included SMP not using the N-Word for a few months and SMP just ”CAIN’T CUCK MAHSELF LAHK DAT!”. Nevermind that he DID CUCK himself by paying a Mexican gigolo to go up Pantsu’s pooper.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Daddy Dax couldn't make it today, maybe tomorrow.....

 

[FiveStarAce]

"Ethan, i can't make it to your gamergate anniversary!"

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Daddy Dax couldn't make it today, maybe tomorrow.....
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Fat's In The Cradle

The Gunt arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the white trash way
But there were STIs to catch and whores to pay
He learned to holler while I was away
And he was groomin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, Dax
You know I'm gonna be like you"

[Chorus]
And the pig's in the shack too drunk to goon
Doxing random women to own Josh Moon
"When you comin' on, Dax?"
"I don't know when, but we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good stream then"

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Is there bets on Milo ghosting going out there?
I don't know if that or Ralph being wasted and incoherent trying to interview him would be a better outcome.
Either way he'll be wasted and incoherent at least

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is there bets on Milo ghosting going out there?

Odds are on him not showing imo.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Odds are on him not showing imo.

At this point Milo's cut bait. The Kang is begging Dax Herrera (Secret Identity is Juju, a anthropomorphic cow that enjoys getting fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a dildo) to play pinch hitter because the fag disappeared faster than an AIDS patient's T-cell count.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The X Saga of Shanaynay McPiggytits’ (hereafter referred to as “SMP”) refusal to meet with Aaron after Aaron accepted McPiggytits’ challenge to a fight, his admitting to witness tampering, and his bullshit about going to Jim’s on his hurried way out of MN really pointed out the truth in Shanaynay’s being all talk/no walk to everyone.

IIRC, you are correct. Keem offered up to $100,000 (probably a lot less, but that’s the highest number I remember hearing) for SMP to go to London and get into a boxing ring to fight Warski but SMP couldn’t accept because the terms included SMP not using the N-Word for a few months and SMP just ”CAIN’T CUCK MAHSELF LAHK DAT!”. Nevermind that he DID CUCK himself by paying a Mexican gigolo to go up Pantsu’s pooper.

I forgot the “AH’M NAWT ETHAN RALPH!” Incident where EOR cast off the name his daddy done gib him and was reborn as Shanaynay McPiggytits, the HAWTTEST Gunt this side of the Pecos.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ethan Ralph is doing a 10 year anniversary stream on gamer gate this Wednesday, since this was such an impactful time for The Ralph Retort, I thought that I, too would take a glance into the archives for a time where Ethan Ralph wasn't a low IQ, alcoholic lolcow but was instead a passionate writer and promoter of ethics in video game journalism.

3/14/15 - Ralph Fights Allegations of Being A Transphobic Murderer
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Ethan Ralph starts a google+ stream completely wasted after being made fun of for being fat, killing a woman behind an arbys, and being called transphobic (which he clarifies and defends that he is not). After about 15 minutes of bitching and moaning he starts to bring guests in to hear their take on a joke that is very very not funny :

Someone in chat calls Ralphs mom a fatass, Ralph agrees! :

Ralph is too scared to bring a hater from twitter into the call due to fear of transphobia and being outed for purchasing a dox:

Spoiler: my take on the dox

As we all know, the Ralphamale is very much above doxing, and it is completely unreasonable to assume that someone as computer savvy as Ralph would go purchase a dox over twitter drama.
Which is definitely why Ralph absolutely refuses to bring this person onto the show unless they admit Ralph did not purchase the dox
Which is also why Ralph interjected with a very definitive "oh ah knoww" when the dox was mentioned
And lastly, ralph exonerates himself by declaring that the phone number in the dox was definitely the trannys number despite supposedly having nothing to do with it.

Here's Ralphs friends trying to explain that feeding the trolls is a bad idea, still the big mad about being called transphobic and a murderer:

more seething about Arbys:

About 30 minutes later, Ralph lets his trolls into the chat to holler at them and proceeds sperg the fuck out:

Drink cyanahhhde... and fuckin' die! hahaHAA!!

Ralph gets called a lolcow, gets mad and kicks the troll out of chat:

Grand Finale! Ralph invites one last troll into the chat, gets confronted about the woman he killed behind the Arby's and gets so mad he kicks everyone out, declares victory, and ends the stream :

Hopefully these clips from inside the gamer gate war room have enlightened you on how important gamer gate was and why it must be celebrated & mliked for cash every year live on the Killstream

 

[Antonio_Brown84]

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Thanks Null. Milo said if he can find it he will in fact wear it on his Killstream appearence. Hopefully we will get some kino content.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph is doing a 10 year anniversary stream on gamer gate this Wednesday, since this was such an impactful time for The Ralph Retort, I thought that I, too would take a glance into the archives for a time where Ethan Ralph wasn't a low IQ, alcoholic lolcow but was instead a passionate writer and promoter of ethics in video game journalism.

I bet his site the impactful ralphretort.com is doing wonders.

 

[Airstrip One]

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"Ethan, i can't make it to your gamergate anniversary!"

Who has broken more bones - Dick Masterson or Mr Metokur?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Who has broken more bones - Dick Masterson or Mr Metokur?

Metokur. Dax Herrera has to wear the cow costume while being fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a dildo while calling Dax "Juju" because Dick Masterson, stage name of Dax Herrera, furry name Juju the Cow, does not have a spine outside of the cow costume he wears for his deviant sexual practice as a dildo wearing woman's catamite. Metokur's spine is practically driveway gravel at this point.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"I've done some dumb stuff on air, may or may not have ramifications, but I was fucked up out of my mind...being drunk and fucked up isn't usually an offense but in this case we'll see." - Ethan Ralph on air just now, alluding to his pillstream earlier in the month where he repeatedly screamed Amanda and Rozy's names dozens of times in violation of his restraining order.

Sounds like Harry Morris is circling!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

but I was fucked up out of my mind

Ralph, that's your constant state of being. It can't be an excuse for violating your multiple restraining orders, particularly when that is in part why they were sought out in the first place.

Nobody is arguing that being intoxicated in and of itself is an offence. Stop being obtuse, cope, seethe, pop some xannies and fire up a pillstream (in that order).

 

[AnOminous]

"I've done some dumb stuff on air, may or may not have ramifications, but I was fucked up out of my mind...being drunk and fucked up isn't usually an offense but in this case we'll see." - Ethan Ralph on air just now, alluding to his pillstream earlier in the month where he repeatedly screamed Amanda and Rozy's names dozens of times in violation of his restraining order.

Sounds like Harry Morris is circling!

What is it with this entire universe of retards being incapable of not committing crimes against women?

 

[HackerX]

"I've done some dumb stuff on air, may or may not have ramifications, but I was fucked up out of my mind...being drunk and fucked up isn't usually an offense but in this case we'll see." - Ethan Ralph on air just now, alluding to his pillstream earlier in the month where he repeatedly screamed Amanda and Rozy's names dozens of times in violation of his restraining order.

Sounds like Harry Morris is circling!

Harry "Mr. Feet" Morris, it's time to purchase a wrestling belt and attend court to support your horse daughter. I need this.

 

[Die For Me!]

8/30/24 - Ralph Shops For Inmates To Murder Aaron Imholte​

Ralph started todays show extremely giddy over his plan to convince the most dangerous thugs in cell block one to assault Aaron Imholte for making him look like a bish on Twitter. Before getting into details, he looked over the revenge porn charge and recanted a story of how he got arrested at the age of 19 for being a retarded wigger:

Ralph states Minnesota will not be looking into his witness tampering because he lives in Mexico, and even if they do, it's okay, because he'll simply never go back:

Ralph states in plain English that he was in court to intimidate people attending the hearing:

Ralph later reveals his plan to send letters to inmates to alert them that Aaron is a snitch, he reveals his gigantic gorilla nigger he's been salivating over all day to send love letters and money to:

Ralph even gets the idea of telling the inmates that Aaron said the n-word!!! :

But what's a RalphaThreat without a little blackmail?:

Ralph later completely exonerates himself stating that this is all to protect the inmates, so he's not doing anything wrong! Stay felted a-lawgs :

And even, hypothetically speaking of course, you were to somehow get him in big trouble for any of this, Ralph doesn't give a fuck, as he has already accepted that he is going to end up in jail anyway!:

Bonus clip: Ralph says he apparently sits in his chair "Indian Style" like a 5 year old :

 

[FiveStarAce]

8/30/24 - Ralph Shops For Inmates To Murder Aaron Imholte​

Ralph started todays show extremely giddy over his plan to convince the most dangerous thugs in cell block one to assault Aaron Imholte for making him look like a bish on Twitter. Before getting into details, he looked over the revenge porn charge and recanted a story of how he got arrested at the age of 19 for being a retarded wigger:
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Ralph states Minnesota will not be looking into his witness tampering because he lives in Mexico, and even if they do, it's okay, because he'll simply never go back:
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Ralph states in plain English that he was in court to intimidate people attending the hearing:
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Ralph later reveals his plan to send letters to inmates to alert them that Aaron is a snitch, he reveals his gigantic gorilla nigger he's been salivating over all day to send love letters and money to:
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Ralph even gets the idea of telling the inmates that Aaron said the n-word!!! :
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But what's a RalphaThreat without a little blackmail?:
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Ralph later completely exonerates himself stating that this is all to protect the inmates, so he's not doing anything wrong! Stay felted a-lawgs :
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And even, hypothetically speaking of course, you were to somehow get him in big trouble for any of this, Ralph doesn't give a fuck, as he has already accepted that he is going to end up in jail anyway!:
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Bonus clip: Ralph says he apparently sits in his chair "Indian Style" like a 5 year old :
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I respect the effort, but black & white Ralph barely isn't worth clipping. Fatso need to get back in the game, he's just soooooo pathetic by now.