🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AncientPhosphur]

I wonder whats actually realistically going to happen when Ralph dies in Mexico.

Probably just going to be tossed into the street and whatever isn’t covered in gunt grease will be sold off to recoup the losses of cleaning up a whole biohazard of a metal shack

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Everybody is getting it wrong. This is how Ethan makes it work.
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Honestly that's sounding like a plausible explanation.

 

[Die For Me!]

11/23/24
Ralph had a short bonus saturday show, filled to the brim with spastic mania like his strange showing back in October. The audio desync is how this was broadcasted.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. DA JEWS DID DISSS, NOOOOOOOOOOooo. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Ralph gets made fun of for his pigmented skin, gets mad, demands chat votes on whos prettier:

Mah illustrious turkey jowls

Ralph confirms live on the keelstream that

They were piss CANS actually!

Ralphs 16 IQ chatters weigh in on ethics in bottling piss:

Ralph gets mad at chatter for demanding he skip to the good parts of the Randbot stream "give me money or leave":

Last night Ralph had given something of an update on the stream sniper Suverok. Initially Suverok had blocked thousands of accounts on Twitter, probably all having to do with sektur/kino Casino/metokur etc. Then one of Ralph's fans found Suverok's porn history and according to Ralph used that as black mail to make Suverok delete his Internet presence entirely. Ralph made a half hearted disavowal but it would be hard to explain how he knew these supposed details without being involved.

Ralph gets super fucking mad about ever platforming Randbot in the first place

ze pooblik space

Smoke gets upset over not being mentioned in recent Cleo tweet, starts screaming at Ralph

Ralph reveals his beta pussy faggot idea of getting the senoritas phone number

 

[AltisticRight]

Everybody is getting it wrong. This is how Ethan makes it work.
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Using a straw to piss is a Chinese idiom for eunuchs, because they use a straw to urinate.

Quite fitting for the castrated little piggy, all squeal with a whimper and no holler. SAD.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

You know how every streamer does the whole "type 1 in chat if you remember X" and the chat is flooded with 1s?

This is all the of 1s that appeared in Ralphs chat when he did that:



Rumble is never beating the fake viewers accusations.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Prison Pig is soon going to be sitting in a jail cell, and he spends the last few days of freedom...streaming(and seething) for hours about Rand.
lol, lmao even

 

[AltisticRight]

You know how every streamer does the whole "type 1 in chat if you remember X" and the chat is flooded with 1s?

This is all the of 1s that appeared in Ralphs chat when he did that:

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Rumble is never beating the fake viewers accusations.

And we're supposed to believe he has 575 watching.
Probably at most 20 real viewers.

 

[Die For Me!]

11/25/24 - Ralph is High (on life), Does Victory Laps Over Kino Casino Scandal, "Spoiler Alert for all the haters out there, I'm not going to jail!"​

Since Ralph has obviously been abusing the same substance he was back in October, during a time he now fully admits was not sober at all btw, I decided to record both sneedchat and Ralphachat today as I expected there would be an abundance of retardation. This would prove to not be a complete waste of time, as Ralph would have one of his most geeked out performances since October. Below is almost 3 hours worth of Ralph saying incredibly stupid and embarrassing shit, including timestamps of Ralph tweaking, dancing, rapping, etc.

Teddy Feaser spotted in Ralphs chat (0:16), Ralph states he will not be going to jail (7:30), "If that's what you're counting on for Christmas I would say that you will be severely disappointed" (7:50), Ralph states he does things if his feelings get hurt because he is a "Memphis nigga" (13:50), Ralph defends Discord (17:00)

Ralph bitching and moaning about loyalty despite just stating he will backstab anyone if hes feelings are hurt (0:45), Ralph defends his demand for 250 dollars to sit in a chair all day, claims it may go up one day (6:30), Ralph claims hes never had a freakoff despite ebadance of the contrary (16:30)

Ralph lays down "Ralph's Law" (17:15)

Ralph tweaking (1:53), "RPG is cool as fuck" (2:40), Ralph admits hes done a popper (5:50), Ralph tweaking again (9:00), paypig sends Kendrick song, Ralph immediately gets up and performs incredibly embarrassing dance (9:30)

"Gewning tew Footuh" (0:35), Ralph claims he doesn't know what futanari is despite being an oldfag + pronouncing it correctly (0:40), Ralphs 100% chance of not being put in jail is now 90% (6:40), "Jail will literally be another vacation for me, get to tour another jail, see what kinda food they have there..." (7:00), Ralph gives kudos to @Balldo's Gate and A-logs Rekieta by saying his name is humorous (16:40), Ralph states his old MySpace account name was the same as his old AoL account name: TheRalph2001 (19:00)

Sneedchat sings their version of The Kink's Lola (8:10), Ralph attempts to make a lolita joke and fails epicly (9:45), Ralph acknowledges claims he's on coke, states he would be unable to do this show on cocaine, states he's only ever done cocaine once before a show (10:45), not three dots folks, FOUR DOTS (21:40), ralph reads daddy daxs chat aloud (18:00)

Ralph says he was going to go to Red Rock in attempts to find the prophet O'day dimbson (2:00), Ralph brags about paying elon money to not get banned on twitter, refers to his LEGACY checkmark which makes his twitter account ultra super report immune (11:00), Ralph claims Null is hiding the scandal by not featuring it on the farms (16:20)

Ralph screams before playing and dancing to Kendrick Lamar "PLEASE. PLEASE! HELP! AHH!!" (2:00), Ralph states the single cover for Not Like Us is actually the Bellagio, and the persons in red are Kino Casino paypigs (4:15), Ralph geds up and starts rapping (4:40), Ralph doesn't even know what a fucking nu-male is (8:20), Ralph traps himself in a corner by reading aloud "short midgets have huge penises sometimes too" responds with ".......okay" and moves on (13:30)

The last time I documented Ralphs sporadic showing, I decided to write it off as a "freakoff" that would probably never happen again. Although I did hint that Ralph could have been abusing ADHD medication at the time, he was visibly consooming multiple energy drinks as well, so I gave Ralph the benefit of the doubt. This has been happening for several days in a row now however, so I think it's time we dig deeper into his "new" potential substance abuse.

Is Ralph Snorting Crystal Meth?
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As stated above, Ralph has retorted today and from a recent Pillstream, that he has not done cocaine in a while, and that the effects no longer give him energy anymore. Most of Ralphs cocaine abuse was done as early as 14 years of age. Which begs the question: If Ralph hasn't been abusing cocaine, but is having strange behavior that includes a lot of sniffing, has Ralph been leaning on Crystal Meth instead? Believe it or not, but there is documented ebadaaance of Ralph having smoked Crystal Meth with a big fan of the Killstream back in 2020, 4 months after being sacrificed for the harvest.

It appears Crystal has a lot of great benefits that closely align with Ralphs claims of weight loss:

Methamphetamine is a man-made stimulant that's been around for a long time. During World War II, soldiers took meth to stay awake. People have also taken the drug to lose weight, ease depression, and manage attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). Today, the only legal meth product is a prescription pill. Rarely, it’s used to treat obesity and ADHD.​

Further permanent stat upgrades include:

• Feel more alert and confident
• Have more energy
• Talk and move more
• Sleep and eat less

You may get physical symptoms. Some may be uncomfortable based, such as:

• Fast breathing
• Racing heart
• Chest pain
• Dry mouth
• Muscle tension
• Increase in body temperature

How long does the high last?
In general, you may feel the effects of meth for around 2-6 hours if you smoke it or 6-8 hours if you inject it. The high may linger a little longer if you snort or swallow the drug, lasting up to 12 hours or longer. The duration may differ for you depending on how often you use meth.

Crystal Meth is made with ingredients from cold medicine, which is also a key ingredient in Lean, something Ralph has abused in the past before, being so proud of it he even themed his twitter pfp after it

Crystal meth is often made with a common cold medicine ingredient called pseudoephedrine, which helps ease congestion. Because it's used to make meth, the federal government closely regulates products with pseudoephedrine.

Illegal methamphetamine may also contain chemicals found in household products such as batteries, drain cleaner, fertilizer, nail polish remover, or paint thinner.

Most of the crystal meth and other meth products used in this country are made by transactional criminal organizations (TCOs) in Mexico. In addition to these Mexican “superlabs,” there are many small home labs in the U. S. Making meth is a dangerous process because of the chemicals involved. Along with being toxic, they can cause explosions.

Here's a former user of uppers replying to a clip of Ralphs strange behaviors back in 2022, alluding to the same conclusion:

Former Coke addict here, I've been clean off of drugs for many years but The way he's acting is consistent with stimulant abuse. That's probably why he had a heart attack in Vegas. He's likely abusing cocaine or snorting methamphetamine. When I did Coke I had all of the same ticks, yes you do lick your gums (I did because I liked the taste of cocaine) you have a nasal drip from the coke running down the back of your nose into your throat. When he did that little choke he was probably trying to swallow the drip that he has from the cocaine.

Well, there you have it folks, unless this was once again completely fueled by a heart-attack inducing energy drink binge, I lean towards Ralphs substance of choice to be Crystal Meth.

Oh, whats that? You're wondering why Ralph was so unbelievably smug about not going to jail? That is because he submitted his embarrassing case file to the court moments before starting this stream, as revealed the day after when the court made his case file public:

 

[30+GameOvers]

"Spoiler Alert, I Am Not Going to Jail"
This is going to make for a lovely Kino Casino stream title in the near future. I hope Pig Pig Pig wears a cowboy hat for that episode.

 

[HackerX]

Listening to the KEELSTREAM. He's worried about getting extradited from Mexico. I know this because he keeps talking about how he'll never get extradited from Mexico. California, maybe, but not Mexico.

LOL, someone advised him to write the letter. Whoever did that is an alog.

He's not tempting fate by crossing the border until late January/early February at the earliest.

 

[AnOminous]

LOL, someone advised him to write the letter. Whoever did that is an alog.

The last thing he should be doing is reminding this already pissed off judge that he exists, especially with the most retarded letter of all time. It makes Greer or Stabby filings look like works of art.

 

[Die For Me!]

11/27/24 - Ralphs Downward Spiral into Madness Continues, Loses His Mind over Jim's Wifejak, Spite-Trip to Cozumel Planned for December 23rd, "I Wont be in Jail for Christmas, I can Guarantee you That!"
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Ralph had one of the greatest "sober" meltdowns recorded in Killstream history today as his grade-school tier letter to the principle asking to not go to detention was DENIED. I have cut-up this article into sections with timestamps for important parts of what many people are calling... The Quashening (many people are saying this btw).

Wifejak Insanity​

In a recent tweet, Ralph somehow spotted a users most recent tweet (despite blocking them) about Wifejak. Ralph was so unbothered about the tweet that he decided to screencap it and post about how he read the first few words and "close[d] tab". This would prove to be a complete lie as Ralph would dedicate almost an entire hour to screaming about Jim's korean-bitch-wifejak.

Ralph states his cats are still alive, calls the farms a bunch of fags (0:19), Speaking about your wife is an "epic fail" that's "reddit" (3:00), Ralph speaks about the epiphany he had about wifejak (5:50), Ralph retorts claims that being anti-Wifejak means you're anti marriage by stating "fuck bitches, i dont have to respect women, fuck outta here with that shit" (9:20), Ralph lists drugs he hasn't done, Crystal Meth is not mentioned (13:50), After bitching about Metokurs "reddit" formatting, he finally begins reading it (20:15)

Ralph completely loses his cool "Unless you, the pussy-whipped fucking crippled cancer-ridden FUCKING FAGGOT" (0:55), Ralph states Metokur should not be having his fat korean bitch wife in "ze pooblick space" (1:45), ALL of Metokurs best streams are from Killstream recaps (2:15), Ralph compares Fuentes with Metokur (3:50), Ralph begins tearing into Jims Wife (6:00), Twitters algorithims are apparently suppresing anti-wifejak posters (11:55), Ralph retorts Korean bitch's claims of white men not being hate-filled incels with "Well, there's some *oinks*" (13:10), Having a wife is now grounds to play the CRINGE ALERT (13:50), The next Vice President has 13 wife-jak posters (15:35)

Ralph still attempting to rub chubs with Fuentes, defends the hate he’s receiving (2:00), Ralph states that if he was completely whipped and cringe he would still be married with Nora (4:10), Ralph is so mad reading Jims tweet he tosses his glasses onto the desk (4:30), “[Women] should be on an even plain or below: Obey. That’s what the bible says” (11:00), Ralph now states there’s nothing wrong with being alone despite making fun of everyone who didn’t have girl friends when he did (11:50)

Ethics in Corn Harvesting​

Ralph still thinks Null was 100% serious about sacrificing him for a bountiful corn harvest (1:00), Ralph throws Gator under the bus and proclaims he would have never seen the corn joke if it wasn’t for him (1:05), Ralph brings up out of the blue that he didn’t have kids to own Null; he had them because he wanted too (5:25), Ralph says his self destruction was not a psychotic meltdown but was just “crazy shit” (6:25),

Never Seeing My Son Again: Cozumel, Here I Come!​

"i'll never be arrested if I don't go back to America" (0:00), Ralph states the letter he sent the Judge had a "50/50" chance of working (1:15), Ralph states that he will not return to the US unless Stearns County bends to his will and makes it convient for him (1:20), "If it takes a year, i don't give a fuck, i won't be going in handcuffs" "...If it takes 10 years, it won't happen" (4:00), Ralph still plans to beg the prosecuter to not get felted (11:20)

Ralph is scared he may not be able to return to Mexico (0:30), Ralph is now on par with the greats like Guts, Batman, and Snoopy for dodging a warrant (3:05), "but i wont be in jail for christmas, i can gaurentee you that" (7:30)

Ralph has a christmas excursion planned with unknown entities, they're planning to leave to Cozumel on the 23rd of December (3:50)

Ralph is still planning on getting spite-scuba diving lessons (0:10), Ralph accidentally slips info on someone going on the trip "I don't think she's been there either" (0:35), Ralph admits Cancun is a shithole and will not be returning because he has no friends (1:10), Ralph confirms he does not have 5k (4:45)

Yes, you heard correctly, Ralphs is still planning to spite his wife by going Scuba Diving. It's been something He's always? Anted to do:

I said it once before but i'll say it again: Ralph is too bitchmade to explore the exotic ocean floors with a go pro strapped to his head. He is simply too bitchmade, and has little girl lungs. I bet he wouldn't even break 60 feet worth of depth with those disgusting gunt flaps of his, ha!

No one Cares About Children​

Ralph watches an interview with a person who went to the recent Rekieta hearing and turns into a gorilla howling and screaming about how caring about other people's children is always gayfabe if you want to know the truth about it!

Ralph still hasn't hooked his PS5 up yet (4:30), Ralph brags about intimidating people at court, admits that he would've fucked himself over bigtime by taking pictures of people had his mexiphone didn't overheat (16:00)

No notes?! What a worthless cunt! (1:00), Ralphs inner woman steps in to talk shit about a womans choice of clothing (3:00), Ralph gets mad over the concept of people being worried about other children's safety (9:00), Can you just die already medicare?! (12:50), Ralph admits he's sick of his show "I get tired talking about the same shit every fucking day" (13:15), "She's a beta female" (15:55), Ralph still mad about his letter to the judge "IT WASN'T A FUCKING GONZO ENTRY FROM THE RALPH RETORT DOT COM" (19:05)

Ralph states the man interviewing the woman is jealous that Rekietas got "two [women] on the line" (1:40), Ralphs photo he took with Rekieta and his hoe bags is apparently "epic all time photograph" (4:30), "Naaaa she cares about the kiiids! Ohhhh goddd, not the kiiiiids! Nooooo! Ohhh godddd da kiiiiids... Noooooo... Puh-LEEAAASSEE... Ohhhh goddd Nooo" (10:45), Neck cracks / tweaking (11:25), ".....WHADDUH 'BOUT DA KIIIIDS" (11:40), "What about the kiiiids?! .......They're fine." (13:40)

Ralph steals Nulls opening video from his recent MATI podcast (6:45), brings up daddy dax when it comes to people getting fucked by payment processers (10:15)

Bonus: Ralph hopes you have a great Thanksgiving, because "Most of mah famlies' dead"

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Ralph reacts to Triggerpoint's high school photo.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is still planning on getting spite-scuba diving lessons (0:10), Ralph accidentally slips info on someone going on the trip "I don't think she's been there either" (0:35), Ralph admits Cancun is a shithole and will not be returning because he has no friends (1:10), Ralph confirms he does not have 5k (4:45)

Go Ralph! He’s been saving his pennies to save up money to buy another girlfriend experience package with a hooker

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He actually thinks the corn reference is a TRUE AND HONEST threat and he still malds about it to this day.
A true wetbrain.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph had a little bonus stream on Saturday.

Ralph, the foremost expert on sucking Fuentes' dick, flatly rejects the idea that it was Nick. He then talks about soap operas (I assume for the remaining three hours of the show I could not endure).

I think the Ali Alexander guarding for his twitter account and crying to Daddy Jim are the only other episodes that were more gay.

Oh, I forgot the time he rolled off all the AIDS facts from the 90s extemporaneously to a fag he calls friend, nonce, and co-host (Persip) about how he, as a raw dogging anal sex enjoyer, cannot reasonably contract AIDS from fucking prostitutes because he is not gay.

Okay, fine. In spite of it being a show about Fuentes' penis and soap operas it was still only an 7/10 on The Ramona Ralph scale.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph had a little bonus stream on Saturday.

Ralph, the foremost expert on sucking Fuentes' dick, flatly rejects the idea that it was Nick. He then talks about soap operas (I assume for the remaining three hours of the show I could not endure).

I think the Ali Alexander guarding for his twitter account and crying to Daddy Jim are the only other episodes that were more gay.

Oh, I forgot the time he rolled off all the AIDS facts from the 90s extemporaneously to a fag he calls friend, nonce, and co-host (Persip) about how he, as a raw dogging anal sex enjoyer, cannot reasonably contract AIDS from fucking prostitutes because he is not gay.

Okay, fine. In spite of it being a show about Fuentes' penis and soap operas it was still only an 7/10 on The Ramona Ralph scale.

he's gonna get AIDS when he goes to jail courtesy of, you guessed it folks, a black man's penis.

 

[Die For Me!]

#SekturBowlWatch
The Buffalo "Harry Morris" Bills have secured their spot in the playoffs along side the Kino Casino Killstream [is] Cool Chiefs:

Is Ralph gonna hide under the covers again the next time they face off? Or will he instead continue crying about Jim's Wifejak for hours on end? You Just Never Know What Will Happen Next On The Killstream

 

[Mynameisdark]

You just know if the Bills do end up beating the Chiefs at the Superbowl all Harry Morris will do is make some pithy tweet in a celebration, and that will be enough to send Ralph flying off the wagon.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

You just know if the Bills do end up beating the Chiefs at the Superbowl all Harry Morris will do is make some pithy tweet in a celebration, and that will be enough to send Ralph flying off the wagon.

More like, sending him to stable orbit solely on the power of his butthurt