🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 276 71.7%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.3%

  • Total voters
    385
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"In the gloom of an accursed chamber, I beheld a horror that transcended the limits of flesh. It lay there, a grotesque parody of life—a colossal, pulsating mass of quivering flesh, its surface pocked with eyes that blinked in a mockery of life. Each shudder of its vast, blubbery expanse sent ripples of terror through the very air, as if the room itself recoiled from its presence. No limbs, no discernible organs, just an endless expanse of pallid, living tissue, exuding a stench of decay and ancient sins. Its breathing, if it could be called that, was a wheezing cacophony, a sound that seemed to carry the weight of aeons, the very breath of the cosmos corrupted. This blob, this abomination, was not just flesh; it was a testament to the madness of creation, a blob whose very existence whispered of worlds where the laws of nature were merely suggestions, where the sanity of men was but a fleeting illusion. To witness it was to peer into the abyss where all form dissolves into the primal nothingness from which all horrors spring."

-Edit ok, I got that from Grok. Asked it for a short Lovecraftian monologue about a fat blob of flesh.
 
I like that the thread is now an art gallery of the various malformed shapes Ralph's strange body makes.

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God, it's like something from an emotionally devastating avant-garde black and white docufilm about the ravages of alcoholism.

Kind of like Barney's short film from that Simpson's episode.
 
I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
 
"In the gloom of an accursed chamber, I beheld a horror that transcended the limits of flesh. It lay there, a grotesque parody of life—a colossal, pulsating mass of quivering flesh, its surface pocked with eyes that blinked in a mockery of life. Each shudder of its vast, blubbery expanse sent ripples of terror through the very air, as if the room itself recoiled from its presence. No limbs, no discernible organs, just an endless expanse of pallid, living tissue, exuding a stench of decay and ancient sins. Its breathing, if it could be called that, was a wheezing cacophony, a sound that seemed to carry the weight of aeons, the very breath of the cosmos corrupted. This blob, this abomination, was not just flesh; it was a testament to the madness of creation, a blob whose very existence whispered of worlds where the laws of nature were merely suggestions, where the sanity of men was but a fleeting illusion. To witness it was to peer into the abyss where all form dissolves into the primal nothingness from which all horrors spring."

-Edit ok, I got that from Grok. Asked it for a short Lovecraftian monologue about a fat blob of flesh.
I had delved this infernal library for what felt like aeons. Seeking ever the one answer, the one truth that had vexed me. What lies at the cusp of death. What can be seen beyond that thin line between mortality and eternity. The sages denied me reason, the professors denied me truth, and so I asked of those gripped in the throws of madness, and they sent me here. To this infernal pit full of nothing but rustling pages and glooms of light unseen and unsourced. I turn the pages, but the infernal shadows cast their pallor across what little lights exist in this place. I cannot read it. The words written in black ink are hidden by the blacker still veil that fills my vision. In exasperation, I throw another book aside, the sound of its echoing thundering into the eternal distance behind the rows of bookshelves. In the corner of my eye, a light flickers. It flickers unlike the eternal shadow lights of this place. I move towards this source, like a moth being drawn to its ultimate fate in either a trap of a natural spiders contrivance or man's own artifice. It is a computer screen. It depicts a black portal, wreathed by Gold and the titillating vision of whorish women. Sweet as honey to the eyes, and surely tainted as poison to the body. But the true source, was the blackness within this infernal gate. Blacker still then even the haunting halls of the library. I stare at it in raptured attention. An eternity seems to pass. Surely now I have reached my goal. Surely now I have reached the gate that leads to what lies beyond death.

Suddenly, a figure begins to emerge in the frame of the portal. And I achieve my revelation. I saw it! I saw what lies beyond, horrors beyond your comprehension! I reach out to the orderlies as they hold me down. The grim faced doctor looking on as he takes notes. As my body is restrained and the medications injected I am once more back before that portal, beholding it all.

-written by me.
 
“My first attempts at summoning were crude, and the results disappointing. I soon found, however, that the type and condition of the host’s meat was a critical factor. The best results came from pigs, whose flesh is most like that of man. The great thing I had managed to bring through was brutish and stupid. Moreover, it required prodigious amounts of tortas and Xanax to sustain itself.”
 
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