🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Schpoots]

BREAKING NEWS: The guy you just saw stumbling around in a naked skitzophrenic stupor has declared that ryan dawson is a loser.
This is probally due to him not showing up to the show.

Also, a few hours ago he was bragging about him close him and ryan are.

 

[parsnip]

ah come on lads, he's not naked, clearly wearing underwear.

Considering the top half, do you really want to see the bottom half?

 

[Blacklight]

This is art

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This is the shittiest remake of Total Recall I've ever seen.

 

[parsnip]

BREAKING NEWS: The guy you just saw stumbling around in a naked skitzophrenic stupor has declared that ryan dawson is a loser. Likely due to him not showing up to the show.
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Also, a few hours ago he was bragging about him close him and ryan are.
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How could he have showed up when Ralph didn't show up for most of it?!

 

[Jace on ice]

This guy had half a dozen girlfriends and several children.

Yes I know they're horrifying BPD monsters but the point remains that incels are not trying hard enough.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well I don't know about the rest of you but I'm sure as fuck motivated to stick my new years work out resolution.

 

[Yaks]

I thought the Deathfats subforum had shown me all the beautiful ways the human body can manifest itself.

Today I learned about the secret third titty!

 

[Large Rodent]

I can't believe multiple women have had consensual sex with this thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

180lbs btw!

Yeah, if he's a woman.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Good God, rough looking is too inadequate a description of how he looked tonight, and I'm not talking about his torso - Disheveled hair and stumbling around.

What the hell is it with streamers and intoxication?

 

[Axiom.]

I can't believe multiple women have had consensual sex with this thing.

Ralphamale gooning for 20 years with a hypnotizing gunt makes em swoon according to him.

 

[thebigdream]

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It's like a scene from Eraserhead, Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Angry Shoes]

You guys are being too harsh, he doesn't look bad for a 70 year old man.

 

[Medic]

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God its like the Michelin Man lost weight and was left with access skin and stretch marks

 

[Pelican Bones]

Classic Ralphamistake. He always guns for Lolcow of the Year early each year when Rekieta has proven the winning strategy is to make a push in Q4. The voters memories are too short, Ralph! You always burn out too soon!

 

[Hungry Fox]

He's outright deflating, holy fuck.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I can't believe multiple women have had consensual sex with this thing.

Imagine lifting up those flaps to suck his micro peen while the air bnb gets hotter and hotter all while a baby cries in the background and the ralphamale is both drunk and high blubbering- muttering stuff about you not being a horse and at least his cock works while pawing at your hair all while you try to inhale his semi soft micro-peen all while knowing that because of his concoction of booze, tortas, and drugs what little cum he does push out will taste like the underside of a shoe.



Now imagine willingly doing that multiple times a day

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I didn't know that David Cronenberg made an art film in black and white. I hope John Carpenter did the soundtrack.

 

[PunkinMan]

The clip of him walking around trying to turn the stream off looks like found footage from a serial killer lol.

 

[The Stranger]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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Same energy