🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

This is not the underside of a $20K ring (OR rang) made of pure gold. Those are not diamonds poking out and digging into anyone’s fingers. Jesus F’ing Christ.
You can see the tin underneath the gold plating that's rubbing off. The ralpharing cope is one of the best. It's the cheapest crackerjack trash but he wants to cling to PawPaw being a big shot.

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I haven't seen the hog in the wild all that often. It really dawned on me in those last clips of Ralph with the ring that because of his short stature and large head he has these uncanny almost child-like proportions that are really funny.
 
His absurdly narrow shoulders are an underdiscussed part of why he looks so fucking weird
Ralph, Mersh, DSP, it's the must-have look for doughy 40ish bums who've cratered their endocrine systems sitting on their flabby asses all day and night. I'd include Rekieta but he's just a natural born twink with a ravenous appetite for black dick.
 
I doubt any 14k ring is worth tens of thousands. Why would high value diamonds be paired with only 14k gold?
14k with diamonds isn’t unusual because 18k is pretty soft so you need thicker, wider bands. Most dainty female solitaire rings use 14k gold (or platinum) because otherwise the ring would deform and thin easily. Rings are the jewelry that gets the most abuse. Any high quality diamond would have platinum prongs/ settings because gold is not ideal or safe for setting for pricey stones.

Ralph has a pawn store special. The ring is hollowed out to lower the gold weight. There was an issue in the 60’s, 70’s, etc… with a surplus of old mine cut diamonds. Everybody wanted the new brilliant facet cut diamonds because they sparkled so much more. All the old jewelry coming into pawn stores for smelting had the old minecut diamonds and the market didn’t have much use of them. Women wanted the superior brilliant cut diamonds. However pimps and men who loved big belt buckles liked the idea of a gaudy diamond rings. They finally had a use for all those low quality mine cut diamonds piling up..trucker and pimp rings.

Also, Elvis had made gaudy jewelry and sunglasses fashionable among middle aged guys that felt alienated by the young hippies. Most of the low level, degenerate gamblers and wannabe gangster in 1970’s Vegas wore rings like this, along with cheap polyester. It suits Ralph in that regard. Square gold rings with monogrammed initials were very popular too.
 
14k with diamonds isn’t unusual because 18k is pretty soft so you need thicker, wider bands. Most dainty female solitaire rings use 14k gold (or platinum) because otherwise the ring would deform and thin easily. Rings are the jewelry that gets the most abuse. Any high quality diamond would have platinum prongs/ settings because gold is not ideal or safe for setting for pricey stones.

Ralph has a pawn store special. The ring is hollowed out to lower the gold weight. There was an issue in the 60’s, 70’s, etc… with a surplus of old mine cut diamonds. Everybody wanted the new brilliant facet cut diamonds because they sparkled so much more. All the old jewelry coming into pawn stores for smelting had the old minecut diamonds and the market didn’t have much use of them. Women wanted the superior brilliant cut diamonds. However pimps and men who loved big belt buckles liked the idea of a gaudy diamond rings. They finally had a use for all those low quality mine cut diamonds piling up..trucker and pimp rings.

Also, Elvis had made gaudy jewelry and sunglasses fashionable among middle aged guys that felt alienated by the young hippies. Most of the low level, degenerate gamblers and wannabe gangster in 1970’s Vegas wore rings like this, along with cheap polyester. It suits Ralph in that regard. Square gold rings with monogrammed initials were very popular too.
I can’t wait to see him photoshopped into polyester outfits!
 
I can’t wait to see him photoshopped into polyester outfits!
Ralph is too much of a nigger cow to ever wear anything besides what he thinks is wigger approved brand name TM or sports ball logo. Ralph thinks he’s a rebel, but he actually just failed at conforming and has mental/ addiction problems.

He still idolizes the chads he saw wearing timberlines and Tommy Hilfiger in 1999, he’s never evolved past adolescence on any level.
 
Maybe Ronnie used to beat up Sandra because of the fake Gold ring that🐷 Ethan Ralph now has it.
 
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Look at this fruity little piggy. Is this peak male physique? Is this what an ARYAN GOD looks like?
Fat, will not sex, et cetera.
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What's that on his hoof? STIs creeping up to those trotters? DOWN BAD.

fruitemote.png>tfw when he looks better in the dress than you do 💅 uwu🌸
 
Ralph is too much of a nigger cow to ever wear anything besides what he thinks is wigger approved brand name TM or sports ball logo. Ralph thinks he’s a rebel, but he actually just failed at conforming and has mental/ addiction problems.

He still idolizes the chads he saw wearing timberlines and Tommy Hilfiger in 1999, he’s never evolved past adolescence on any level.
Not only would he look great in polyester but since he’s so short he could probably shop in the children’s sections.
 
Kween Ralphakeffals is still crying like a little bitch about not getting any Dick.
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Ralph responds with the same set of behaviours for Dax as Metokur, if Dick were to prod and pinch Ralph as Jim did, he could get a drunk/xannied out bipolar ragepig on Vito's stream, oinking death wishes and pledges of undying love.

He really is a seething volcanic mass of autism like Acerthorn or Chaggot, but the fact that he was severely abused as a child cooled the autism enough for a shell of personality to develop (out of necessity).
 
Kween Ralphakeffals is still crying like a little bitch about not getting any Dick.
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Absolute female moment right there. You’d think all that estrogen would give him some maternal instincts, but he’s still a deadbeat.

Dick is ignoring him because he simply isn’t important any more, just a rage hog squealing for his 100 viewers on a dead show. You just ain’t worth the time, Ralph, if you wanna know the truth.
 
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