🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

Why are these guys still in contact?

Ralph still thinks he can bring the horse back to the stable. He took Amanda for granted for the duration of the relationship and thought she'd never leave. During the relationship, his life trended from fringe e-celeb that could rake in a livable wage from donos to living in squalor in a Mexican shack. In his current state, beginning with the Mexico era, he knows he'll never be able to pull in another woman into a committed relationship, much less a purely sexual relationship.

Amanda was the last chance of being with anyone that'd grow old with him, and he's been trying to claw her back ever since she bounced. Unfortunately for Ralph, posting pics of her on /cow/, calling her a whore, and hollerin' about watching other dudes fuck her in the ass immediately after she left didn't seduce her into returning to the Mexico. Plus, the fact he clearly did not want Cozy.tv Rozy around for any reason other than to taunt Faith, Null, and Harry did not seem to help.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I think it's time we organized a search party. Maybe some farmers down there in old meheeco can go look for Ralph's corpse. Should look like this.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Can we check a Mexican Prison or a Columbian one?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

At least we got to watch wrasslemania with Ethan one last time. He got xannied at the end, just like we knew he would too. Classic Ralph.

 

[Tommy 2010 NC Channel]

If Ralph's finally dead, I can say I'm only surprised it took this long. He's had the Mexicali Blues for so long now and it was going to claim him one way or another.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Fat is exceptionally bouyant, like REALLY bouyant, so much so that real lardasses cannot go scuba diving without something to weigh them down.

Ralph is, I am not kidding, too fat to drown, bish.

Piggy lives.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I think it's time we organized a search party. Maybe some farmers down there in old meheeco can go look for Ralph's corpse. Should look like this.

Wrong pig found dead on the beach, commie child.


Ralph's death note sounds like this:

Edit: This is a great AI Ralph singing, with an IRL Ralph cameo for those who haven't seen it.

 

[Binary Code]

Ralph got arrested some where for something is where I'm putting my money. Traveling to Columbia with drugs is my bet. If I was that short fat fuck, what would be your order of operations? Contact the State Department consul and hope they spring you from South American Jail and you buy a ticket to the US to go where? LA? Then to take an uber back to the Crack Shack? Just to collect the Cat?

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

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Wrong pig found dead on the beach, commie child.

Ralph's death note sounds like this:
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Ralph moment before faded to eternal darkness:

"SORRY... GATOR...."

 

[MisoSupper]

fufufu...all according to plan...and just in time for MAY. The year of the HORSE starts early TODAY

Orbiter Post in thread '🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse"'

Apr 26, 2023

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Yet another failmale utterly buckbroken and turned into a bluehaired faggot!
She always maks them dye their hair blue before she DUMPS their asses! Truly Meigh is on that Sigma Female grindset!

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! the Horsewife neighs
Gay Husbands are the motive
Not Five Star Days
Where's the FUCKING MONEY RALPH!
Oh, soon you'll pay
The Horsewife whispers, "...in my own way"
And with the Buck thoroughly broken...
CloutHorse trots away
MEIGHDAY! MEIGHDAY! the Horsewife neighs

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[Gorilla_nigger_faggot]

Let me say, if the gunt has finally died - good riddance.

 

[Dick The Birthday Boy]

Let me say, if the gunt has finally died - good riddance.

Agreed. Hopefully, someone lets the cats out of his shack though.

 

[30+GameOvers]

What are the odds he's actually dead and how much of it is just memery?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

What are the odds he's actually dead and how much of it is just memery?

10% of him actually died. Everything else is just werk, as they say

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

Wrong pig found dead on the beach, commie child.
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Ralph's death note sounds like this:
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Edit: This is a great AI Ralph singing, with an IRL Ralph cameo for those who haven't seen it.

The tragic story of Ralph's life in 1 video

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

IMO this is all a gayop. An elaborate gayop.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

What are the odds he's actually dead and how much of it is just memery?

10% dead 40% he is in jail 50% it's a werk of some sort. Either way we get entertainment

 

[👑Duster King👑]

If godwinson is saying hes dead, then you know its a wurk

 

[HackerX]

Ralph got arrested some where for something is where I'm putting my money. Traveling to Columbia with drugs is my bet. If I was that short fat fuck, what would be your order of operations? Contact the State Department consul and hope they spring you from South American Jail and you buy a ticket to the US to go where? LA? Then to take an uber back to the Crack Shack? Just to collect the Cat?

Hasn't there been issues with the current administration and Colombia. I'd have a thorough giggle if that caused the US government to abandon Ralph. Frankly, it'd be quite #basedandredpilles.

Ralph moment before faded to eternal darkness:

"SORRY... GATOR...."

I've always believed he's murmuring" Gatah, Gatah. Where are you Gatah" with a cold sweat in his sleep.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

A couple weeks ago after his suicide baiting, he alluded on air that if he was going to kill himself, he would take care of a few things first. I interpreted it as a vague threat towards his ex or Harry. I think Harry, the horse, dick, and medicare should be on the lookout for a pig on the loose. The 26th being the anniversary of his horse fleeing the stable likely has him down bad.