🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Remember, he's only 39 years old.

Unreal, he looks like he's in his late 50s.

 

[Berrakh]

It's almost sad that he still loves Nora so much. Damn. She is the one self-criticism he allows.

Edit: aside from lying about cheating of course.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He's not dead, he just came back to shut it down.

Ethan finally wandered back into the view of the camera after being gone for several hours to turn the stream off with wet marks and what appears to be vomit all over his shirt.

Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.
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One of these days, puking won't be enough to wake him up, and he'll aspirate that vomit into his lungs and drown on it. Hopefully not anytime soon. The world needs more Seethin' Ralph content.

 

[Die For Me!]

What a perfect way to end the trilogy, tune in tomorrow where we go back to drinking off camera and pretending "tapering" Xanax means "I'm not on Xanax, bitch".

 

[HackerX]

Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.
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I'm under the inclination it's PISS. It's either that or the liquor he drank today, but he was snacking before he left so I'd imagine it wouldn't be pure liquid. (Except the orange part. That's vomit. At least I hope so!)

He passed out, gunt to the floor. He began to piss and it pooled towards his face. The stain on his shirt tracks better with a piss incident than vomit too.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I tuned in this afternoon to hear King of /pol/ in his sperg out which would have been funny if he was just joking. I mean dude was acting like KF is a Scarlet Letter on him.

I tuned out when Ralph cried “$25 superchat and I pop a Tic-Tac.” I won’t lie part of me wanted to paypig him for that but I would have immense guilt if I fueled someone’s deadly addiction to Benzos & Booze.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I tuned in this afternoon to hear King of /pol/ in his sperg out which would have been funny if he was just joking. I mean dude was acting like KF is a Scarlet Letter on him.

Who even is king of /pol/? I only know his name from old Killstream episodes.

 

[GuntPatrol]

I'm under the inclination it's PISS. It's either that or the liquor he drank today, but he was snacking before he left so I'd imagine it wouldn't be pure liquid. (Except the orange part. That's vomit. At least I hope so!)

He passed out, gunt to the floor. He began to piss and it pooled towards his face. The stain on his shirt tracks better with a piss incident than vomit too.

Interesting theory. It's also possible he accidently knocked over one of his piss bottles when he passed out on the floor. I'm sure that happens all the time, and he doesn't have Meigh to come clean it up anymore.

 

[GaryGray]

Unreal, he looks like he's in his late 50s.

It always gets me that he is younger than Nick Rekieta. Ralph is 39 and Rekieta is 43. Maybe Nick needs to be reminded what will happen if he abuses drugs for 20 years.

 

[HackerX]

Who even is king of /pol/? I only know his name from old Killstream episodes.

Dude from the sektur who was irrelevant well before the corn harvest. Huge attention whore. Has sucked cock. His dad is a pedo too I think. Gator is probably more relevant than him ATM.

Interesting theory. It's also possible he accidently knocked over one of his piss bottles when he passed out on the floor. I'm sure that happens all the time, and he doesn't have Meigh to come clean it up anymore.

As a mattah of faccc, now that I'm thinkin' about it, I'm adjusting my theory. His gunt was up. The piss used his gunt's natural valleys to flow toward his neck. If you look at the bottom of his shirt, the stain swerves to the right, as to where the Memphis Micro would be danglin'.

Though piss bottle accident is also likely. The water stain is just TOO smooth to be from an abrupt, liquor vomit. It's possible he tried cleaning it up with water from the sink real fast, but you'd figure he'd just take the shirt off at that point. Yeah, he wouldn't do that if he knew he was about to pop up on camera, but that was a man who just woke up from a brief, unexpected nap. He had no idea what was going on though. It was just him waking up and seeing a bunch of phone calls asking if he was alive and telling him he was still streaming.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Though piss bottle accident is also likely. The water stain is just TOO smooth to be from an abrupt, liquor vomit.

It could be something like this though, where he reflexively tries to prevent it from spilling out, directing the vomit trajectory down unto himself.

Spoiler: fucking gross

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Let’s not get hasty, Ralph is tapering the Xanax and the booze you can’t just quit GABA drugs cold turkey. He’s only been working on that taper for two years by 2030 He’ll he completely sober, just in time for a killstream live from India to celebrate it’s superpower status!

 

[Null]

he's too far gone. the mental damage is too severe. he doesn't have the mental faculties left to actually make meaningful change to his life anymore. he is going to die.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Ralph pondering if his life would have been better if his dick didn't work.

 

[Malaika]

Ralph pondering if his life would have been better if his dick didn't work.

Maybe, but then he couldn't fall back anymore on the "W-well...at least I made two keeds!" rebuttal whenever he gets crushed in an argument.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph pondering if his life would have been better if his dick didn't work.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Kinder machen ist nicht schwer, Vater sein dagegen sehr.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A real Ralphamale would pass out puking on stream instead of on the floor like a bish.

Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Truly Rural]

Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.
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Ralph was boring yesterday so I stopped watching soon after he got his "second bottle". If he woke up from violently vomiting it'll serve as a short term wake up and it came at a perfect time for his announced sober larp.