There is literally a 20 second period between Ralph putting the gunt tape on screen and anyone saying anything in the chat. His micro penis and Faith's warty ass are on screen for that long and it doesn't move. If you guys needed more evidence he has like 30 actual real viewers here it is.
Never mentioned again. Same thing with Ralphamania 2, his return visit to Colombia, his good buddy Hunter the Teen Porn King and that hooker he was gonna ‘fly out to Merida.’ None ot it will ever be mentioned again. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Yep, the WMM appears at 0:16, DanielLarsonStan comments at 0:44, and then the 1st lol at 1:00 and the 2nd at 1:20. I thought "30 real viewers" was a bit exaggerated but now I'm thinking it's actually less.
I was skeptical when I read this because I thought even brain damaged Piggertits on a Pillstream wouldn't admit something as embarrassing as this. His beloved son who never wants to let him leave and says Daddy I luv you while sipping his Nestlé milk? Impossible. Then I found this clip, and oh boy, his voice breaking, holding back the tears, completely destroyed and emasculated. It's never been so over.
He literally remises on committing oral rape of a sleeping woman as the best blowjob ever had.
This came from Kinofag or some other faggot of that type. Would be funny if it was true, but "he" Ralph talks about is not Xander.
Here's the thing. Xander is like what? Three years old? A three year old is going to have a day where they're pissed off for no reason and don't want to do shit. That's not unusual and probably doesn't reflect on Ralph.
Watched the clip and to be fair I think Ralph was speaking for Xander: "my son was like I'm good, I'm good... fuck this cocksucker" (Ralph being the cocksucker in this scenario).
"The Memphis micro" is forever going to be the funniest thing to come out of this thread to me.
I'm starting to see that I jumped to conclusions on who was who here.
Judging from today's MATI the Casa Avacado seems to have more reliable internet and power than the closet above the Kebab shop or wherever Josh is now. I say we make this dream team happen.
Sorry to break kayfabe, but he was talking about Josh's dad. He spent 40 minutes alternating between talking about Josh's dick, and talking about how Josh's dad had no interest in knowing him. In context, what he was saying, "I just think about how I fought tooth and nail to see my son, and he [Josh's dad] was just like, 'No, I'm good. Fuck this cocksucker [Josh].'"
To be fair, you should watch the conversation (or part of it) leading to the said clip to get the idea about who and what he is talking about. Spoiler alert: despite what the clip is designed to make you believe Ralph did not insinuate Xander was displeased with Ralph's visit. Twitter clips are cancer judging by the way they spread. There are entire VODs archived in the thread.
He might want to look up “repeat offender”.
“It’s called double jeopardy as a matter of fact! I can’t be charged for the same crime twice! Besides it’s just a copyright dispute anyway! And it’s Rand who did the crime if you want to know the truth of it!”The last time Josh tried to help in a Lolcow's life the cow committed incest with his mom.
