He did the same thing to Meigh, after she left him. Remember when he begged her for hours to use her credit cards while he was "stuck on the beach". Although, I think the funniest thing is Ralph keeps images of another man's penis saved on his google account to send to people to pretend it is his. He legitimately went penis shopping and decided that yes, that penis, I wish I had that one.
There's no penis he obsesses over more than Johm Potter's though. I think it's one of those situations where, internally, he knows how gay it is to talk about other dude's penises (bananas in modern vernacular), but he has no control over his emotions. So he'll impulsively holler about it anyway because he assumes everyone gets upset at the same things he does.
Well he has PTSD with penis shaming. Ralph's first snakes and real trolls was when baph turned on him and started spreading a fake image of his dick and convinced everyone he had a micropenis. Turns out they were right, which is why I guess it bothered him so much. It's pretty funny in hindsight.
Oh yeah. I really need to go through a highlight tour of the OG thread, along with the other "big" ones since there's so much context to add with the state of things. Like knowing how much Ralph was absolutely seething at stuff that I thought were blips at the time. I've been occasionally listening to a 'Downfall of Ethan Ralph' (link below) playlist and the added perspective makes it more hilarious. Little did we know how much more worse it could get for Ralph, and yet, here we are.
Ordinarily I say that people who pay extra for identical active ingredients are chumps, but because the Ralphamale loves to remind us about the 5 star days he gets to enjoy, this is indeed sad.
So she was only 64 when she died? Stroked out, wheelchair bound, on dialysis, whew. And alcoholism and schizophrenia on Ronnie’s side. Those are some seriously shitty white trash genes. That is ethan ralph’s (near) future.
It's why everyone that talks about Ralph never dying cause of resilient white trash genes is retarded.
What kind of cheap Temu chinglish BS is that shirt? I understand 1957 was her birth year but why would it be on a cassette tape? Casette tapes weren’t even a thing until the 1970’s. A 78 or LP vinyl record with “made in 1957” on it would make sense, but not a cassette tape.I think people are overlooking the most important part of the last nights stream:
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HE WORE WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON THE ILLUSTRIOUS KILLSTREAM!
HE'S TRANS!!!
I think he knows this too, somewhere deep in the primordial soup sloshing around inside his oversized skull (thanks to @FiveStarAce for that one.) When those fears start to percolate to the surface is when he obliterates them with xannies and booze.
Oh yeah, it's a really weird dynamic. Ralph's substance-infused isolation, outside of Xanduh visits or hooker visits, is dooming him, but also negating opportunities for a .... more premature death. Things that you'd expect to trigger his death: getting his heart rate up, murdered, tripping/falling, etc don't really have a chance to happen because sits on a chair all day. What's all the more amazing is those causes are triggering regardless of the few provided opportunities like falling out of his chair on a fairly regular basis and every time he leaves the shack being a bonafide disaster. Ralph effectively has only 2 possible outcomes:
No you don't understand he should have died 10 years ago but he continues to live on borrowed time, and he's racking up an impressive amount of debt. Xander will be very impressed when Faith tells him the Mexican pedophile raising him isn't his real dad when he turns 18, because he definitely won't remember those 7 weekend visits they had together when he was 3-4 years old.
Shut up nerd
He needs that money. He really really does.
POV, you are Ralph and "tapering" on xannies.
