🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Um...]

This is brutal, lol. Can’t even get past 200-something (fake) viewers on his big comeback ‘father of the year’ stream.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The old rules of live streaming engagement were you could maybe get up to 10% of your audience engaged in chat, and 10% of that group would donate (ie 1% of active viewers donating). The rules fall apart at this level, especially when you factor in the "fast and loose" accounting Rumble does wrt views.

Looking pretty grim eating for the ol' West Memphis Micro. That intermittent Fasting gonna be Infinite Fasting real soon.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The old rules of live streaming engagement were you could maybe get up to 10% of your audience engaged in chat, and 10% of that group would donate (ie 1% of active viewers donating). The rules fall apart at this level, especially when you factor in the "fast and loose" accounting Rumble does wrt views.

Looking pretty grim eating for the ol' West Memphis Micro. That intermittent Fasting gonna be Infinite Fasting real soon.

He can probably milk $1k a month out of his regular paypigs. Not sure if this would include the very special discord dinners with Ralph or not. Feeding piggy might be a bonus.

But he relies on pill streams and stupid stunts to get KF and alogs to remember he exists and come throw nickels at the dancing pig to amuse themselves. Gunt feeling the pressure. I think his dream of returning back to the country his daddy gave him is more about desperation to network and leech, because he’s not making rent in the USA.

Even if he could make rent, nobody is going to rent to an obvious alcoholic with 400 credit. He’s either got to try and glom onto to someone who can sign a lease, weekly motel or homeless shelter. He should have tried to fix up the house his daddy left him. I don’t think his fantasy of inheriting granddaddy’s house will happen, he couldn’t even handle owning his ring.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looking pretty grim eating for the ol' West Memphis Micro. That intermittent Fasting gonna be Infinite Fasting real soon.

More like infinite trash tortas!

The fact his survival hinges entirely over a baker dozens of people to continue to give him their social security and minimum wage checks is grim especially when they’re just as drug addled as Ralph. I’d say his best bet is a roommate he can leech off but no one can stand him for a roommate. His truck is just gone so there’s that. He has no plans ahead of next stream. Sisyphus had a more reliable positive outlook than Ralph.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

More like infinite trash tortas!

Don't threaten me with a good time, Johm Potter!

 

[Funkmaster]

I've counted only 11 unique people in chat. That's it! It's worse that I thought. So "219" viewers, less than 5% of that are in chat.

Adolwulf
RockyMcCobb
w1n55t
goodplague
DudleyDuke
DanielLarsonStan
realartax
thefascistnewworldorderofficial
HalfHair
Animosity5216
Destroulegates
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At least half of the people listed are alt accounts of farmers encouraging Ralph to act out.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

At least half of the people listed are alt accounts of farmers encouraging Ralph to act out.

I've spent enough time in Ralph's chat where I can say everyone listed here aside from Adolfwolf goes mask off Alog once Ralph is totally fucked up and incapable of banning people. It's literally all either Kiwi or other Alog types with one fan.

 

[Rage Pig]

"Can we keep the goal alive?"
No, we can't, but you'll just pretend you did. Like you've done around 178 times before.

 

[porkWellington]

I like the cope about the goal and guests then the stream just ends unceremoniously. No long outro to play it out. He probably cut it off right before seething hard. He'll usually try to sneakily down the goal to $225 but he couldn't even break $200 on his comeback show.

 

[sufferhorse]

i guess its back to firesales ralph.

You know what brings the money, and its not your donators.

IF you wanna tap into that alog stream revenue, get the mezcal, get the xans, and go live.

One pillstream a week its all he needs to DOUBLE his monthly income. And he is usually pilled out or boozin off camera either way so why not just monetize it?.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

i guess its back to firesales ralph.

You know what brings the money, and its not your donators.

Singers should sing, actors should act, salesman should sell. Ralph your best talent is fucking your life and body up with drugs and alcohol.

Dance for us Gunter S. Thompson

 

[GaryGray]

I've counted only 11 unique people in chat. That's it! It's worse that I thought. So "219" viewers, less than 5% of that are in chat.

Adolwulf
RockyMcCobb
w1n55t
goodplague
DudleyDuke
DanielLarsonStan
realartax
thefascistnewworldorderofficial
HalfHair
Animosity5216
Destroulegates
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When did BriannaWuHyperBimbo vanish? He has become so irrelevent no one snipes him anymore.

 

[porkWellington]

i guess its back to firesales ralph.

You know what brings the money, and its not your donators.

IF you wanna tap into that alog stream revenue, get the mezcal, get the xans, and go live.

One pillstream a week its all he needs to DOUBLE his monthly income. And he is usually pilled out or boozin off camera either way so why not just monetize it?.

Not a bad idea. He could do Felted Fridays where he gets trashed and does everything he can to felt the Kino Casino in donos. Script a bunch of shit to happen, make it a wild show, then he can go back to acting normal the rest of the week.

 

[W@rui]

Great stream Ralph.

 

[HackerX]

The old rules of live streaming engagement were you could maybe get up to 10% of your audience engaged in chat, and 10% of that group would donate (ie 1% of active viewers donating). The rules fall apart at this level, especially when you factor in the "fast and loose" accounting Rumble does wrt views.

Looking pretty grim eating for the ol' West Memphis Micro. That intermittent Fasting gonna be Infinite Fasting real soon.

Ralph is likely even more of an outlier because what type of person is tuning into the KEELSTREAM to simply listen? Paypigs paypigging and interacting in chat is one thing, but there is no way anyone is watching this without chatting.

"Can we keep the goal alive?"
No, we can't, but you'll just pretend you did. Like you've done around 178 times before.
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DSP's streak was infinitely less pathetic than this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Can we keep the goal alive?"
No, we can't, but you'll just pretend you did. Like you've done around 178 times before.

He's pretending he hit the goal. 30 minutes into today's stream, the goal sits at 0%.



UPDATE: Ralph has gotten his first $10 dono of the day!

 

[Rage Pig]

He read that we are making fun of him and is coping.

Why would Rumble alog Piggertits? It's not fair. Just look how they are terminating his streams around 6.5 hours to hide him making the goal.

Edit: Scrolling down a bit further and he may not be lying, he's just a retard who can't fix his tech issues.

 

[niggercattle]

Great stream Ralph.

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"RALPHA SIGNAL"
Wish I wasn't too much of a tech-illiterate boomer to photoshop the bouncing gunt.gif into the bat signal graphic.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

"RALPHA SIGNAL"
Wish I wasn't too much of a tech-illiterate boomer to photoshop the bouncing gunt.gif into the bat signal graphic.

Here you go boomer, enjoy.

 

[jewsernotfound]

probably a long shot, but does anyone have any clips or VODs from 12/14/18 or 12/15/19 when SPCC would call into Ralph?