🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

$26 after 3 hours, I wonder if jdanks will come in clutch with a huge dono to save the streak. You never know what happens on the Killstream! Very exciting.View attachment 7566729

Jdanks or another series of $50-100 dollar donations from someone who isn't one the dozen people who participate in his chat. He's at the stage where anything above $5 is suspicious.

For those that watch King DSP, what's his donations flow? I don't think he's ever had fake dono allegations, and his goal is much lower IIRC, but is it mostly compromised of $1-5 donations or is it basically larger chunks with fewer paypigs.

I'm asking because I'm beginning to question whether any amount above $5 is real for Ralph. He'll occasionally have a spurt of a few paypiggies sending $1-5 and the like, but then slightly larger donations come in over time to nudge him closer and closer to da goal. Which are oftentimes not from someone in chat either. It could be true n' honest fans, but everything feels so off. His chat doesn't move at all. His content is boring as fuck. His audience has observably dwindled to 15 different people MAX participating in chat on any given day. It just doesn't make sense for anyone to send a single $15-20 donation, much less a series of them throughout the course of a stream and/or week.

Either way, the absolute best case scenario for Ralph is that he's dependent on the same handful of paypigs, day by day, week by week, to eek out less earnings than a teenage McDonald's employee. Worst case for him is he's legitimately making $50-100 a day with no hope or expectation of improvei.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Sorry to power level but it’s from “The Myth of Sisyphus” by Albert Camus. It was apart of the ending lines which were “The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.“ Essentially it compares man to Sisyphus wherein even a meaningless life can find value in struggle and acts of living.

Yeah I know, Camus was a Fr*nch faggot who deliberately gets shit wrong to fit his faggot fr*nch worldview anyone who takes him seriously is also gay.
Especially the bit about suffering to feel progress, which while having basis in reality is completely misplaced in reference to literal Tartarus, where progress is an oxymoron which he doesn't get since he's fr*nch and also gay.

 

[AltisticRight]

Man who denies the name his daddy gave him and left the country his daddy gave him who ran away from a friendly pillow fight is now squealing and oinking behind a monitor like some tough guy.
The levels of faggotry displayed here is unparalleled.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Man who denies the name his daddy gave him and left the country his daddy gave him who ran away from a friendly pillow fight is now squealing and oinking behind a monitor like some tough guy.
The levels of faggotry displayed here is unparalleled.

He literally always does that tho

 

[AltisticRight]

He literally always does that tho

He's the only guy that has not taken a W from the toe.
A short, pathetic little piggy.

 

[Jang Joo]

For those that watch King DSP, what's his donations flow? I don't think he's ever had fake dono allegations, and his goal is much lower IIRC, but is it mostly compromised of $1-5 donations or is it basically larger chunks with fewer paypigs.

DSP's default goal is 150 bucks per stream and he streams twice a day, so 300 daily is what he wants right off the gates. Except his goals aren't limited to specific streams, so say someone gives him 450, he counts that as 3 hit goals on a single stream.
As you would expect of Phil, there is never a point at which he stops begging. If he hits a goal, he starts clamoring for the next. No brakes on this train.
What Phil himself called the bit bitches are mostly gone, the majority of his income on any given stream comes from no more than 3 accounts, and those 3 accounts aren't necessarily 3 different people.
I'd say recently, within the last year or so, Phil started faking donations just to save the goal right at the end, but this is rare. There's no definitive proof of this, it's just a general feeling from knowing Phil, the lack of enthusiasm on his part when announcing it and the fact that it's always an Anon.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's a good thing Ralph always miraculously hits the goal. I'm always just about to give him real money but since he gets big very real donations from random people who never chat but just donate already, I don't have to! Saved me a lot of money!

 

[HackerX]

What Phil himself called the bit bitches are mostly gone, the majority of his income on any given stream comes from no more than 3 accounts, and those 3 accounts aren't necessarily 3 different people.

So do these typically donate in big chunks or are they sprinkled in throughout the stream(s)? Obviously I, like almost everyone else, just skim through the illustrious KEELSTREAM (except for the stalwart madman @Die For Me! tyfys), but Ralph's flow works like this:

- Donations are stagnant for 30+ minutes
- He'll get one or two $10-$20 donation
- Stagnant again
- $50+ donation
- Repeate

He'll occasionally have a short period of small donations that add up to $10 bucks or so and those are the only ones that are definitively real since they come through Rumble. Everything else is generally through Powerchat, typically by someone who isn't even chatting, so there's obvious suspicion for anything that comes through Powerchat. What is silly is I've noticed Ralph having issues with Powerchat recently (TBF, he's always had issues since he's tech illiterate), and it's not an unfair assumption that he cares even less to fix it since he knows the vast majority of those donations are fake and gay.

Unfortunately we'll never get the real story without being able to see Sandra's PayPal, but if this man is subsisting on an income of $50-$100, it's both impressive and sad. Though he's also allegedly eating at Chili's in Discord with his gigaloyal paypigs, so streaming isn't necessarily his only income stream I guess.

It's a good thing Ralph always miraculously hits the goal. I'm always just about to give him real money but since he gets big very real donations from random people who never chat but just donate already, I don't have to! Saved me a lot of money!

That's the funny part. I have to imagine there is at least one true n' honest fan of the KEELSTREAM (other than yourself) who thinks the same way, and it's just so Ralphamaleesque. i.e., His BPD, hypersensitive womanly behavior fucking himself over.

 

[Jang Joo]

So do these typically donate in big chunks or are they sprinkled in throughout the stream(s)?

The whales tend to not sprinkle it out and just go for the 60, 70 buck big shot.
On the average stream DSP will make, say, 15 to 20 bucks with a small superchat or tip (tips to Phil are a direct donation to his Paypal, more on this in a bit) here or there, some insulting him, some by real fans. Then a whale steps up and donates say 50, then another whale stops by and does the last 80 to hit the goal.
I say "average stream" but some streams Phil only makes 30 and in the next he makes 300, it just depends on how spent his audience is. They don't always come to his rescue. Despite all that, he still makes around 6000 every month (recent number someone floated around in the thread).

Now a curious thing about that tip bit. DSP is banned from Streamlabs and the like, so his preferred method of getting donations is direct deposit to his PayPal. He adds the amount to the leaderboard manually, he plays animations manually. You have no way of knowing if any of these are real. But having said that, I maintain that his faking of donations is infrequent and solely at the very end of a stream to save the goal.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

how come Albert didn't push boulders up hills if he thought it was such a dope way to exist

He wrote obscurantist garbage which is even more meaningless than pushing boulders and correspondingly more dope.

 

[HackerX]

He wrote obscurantist garbage which is even more meaningless than pushing boulders and correspondingly more dope.

Woah woah woah. Boulders? Don't bring Matt Mundane into this or else Ralph is gonna make another phone call at 2 AM to brag about kidnapping a retarded 18 year old female, who would go on to help him ruin his life. Not again at least!

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Woah woah woah. Boulders? Don't bring Matt Mundane into this or else Ralph is gonna make another phone call at 2 AM to brag about kidnapping a retarded 18 year old female, who would go on to help him ruin his life. Not again at least!

One must imagine Mundane Matt's wife's boyfriend happy.

 

[Die For Me!]

6/27/25 - Ralph's AI Girlfriend is [A Ralpha]Male​

While Ralph was having one of his worst performing shows in a while, he decided to pull out his AI Girlfriend (Grok) to kill time and get the chatters to ring out whatevers left of their SSI/NEET bucks from the first of the month.
While pulling up his girlfriend, Ralph admits he used the "story time" option to have Grok make fanfiction of him and Hunter S. Thompson in the "Gonzo" style (0:10), Ralph admits he has a lot of knowledge using the Therapist option (0:20)

You may be thinking I am over reacting or stretching the truth when I say that Ralph has an AI girlfriend, but really I'm not. In a now semi-lost episode of the Keeel stream* Ralph spoke in length on how he's finally starting to use AI, how unbelievably useful it is, and, while dancing to TayTay, stated he's going to make AI "his bitch". Ralphs new AI Girlfriend, which originally started as Google's Gemini, is now Elon Musk's Grok (treating his AI GFs the same way he did his ex GFs, coincidence?) and is Ralphs new way of coping with his inability to survive on his own. Clearly, he uses it for free therapy sessions and also to distract himself from reading his own thread (do note however that he is still on the Farms browsing the Rekieta thread, just not this one. Oh lawd if someone started posting ralphamemes in the rekieta thread, that would truly be a heartless act against the #1 fan of the killstream (GAWD)). With this in mind, let's see how Ralph reacts to an AI robot that read his entire twitter history in a few minutes spew out everything he wants it to say-- But first a word from our sponsor 1775 Coffee (a brand that does not ship to Mexico):

*In order to receive ads on his show, Ralph needs to use something called "Rumble Studio". Rumble Studio stops archives at around the 6 1/2 hour mark, thus making a decent amount of the end of Ralphs shows "Lost Media".

Ralph accidentally asks his GF about Mossad in Mexico and she starts going off about the cartels and Ralph visibly gets worried, Ralphs AI girlfriend, who sounds female, admits she's a man: "We're just two dudes chatting" (1:00)

Grok mentions the "Sector" because Ralph keeps mentioning a "sector", Grok crashes trying to compute what the sector is (1:25)

Ralph asks Grok how he can hit the goal, Grok tells him to rally the chat "with Hoffmans dirt". After Grok gives Ralph some ideas, Ralph instead makes Grok beg for donations in his stead (0:25)

After over an hour of holding his phones speaker near the microphone, Groks constant shilling and calling Gabe Hoffman a pedophile who eats children finally works! Ralph finally hit his reduced goal of 205 dollars today.

Here's some of the AI segment that I pulled the above clips from. This is only 40 minutes of the segment that lasted for hours. You probably won't even make it 10 minutes in without wanting to blow your brains out, but you better get used to it, because you're going to be seeing a lot more of this in the future.

In the end, Ralph hit his reduced goal with the promise he would do a bonus show the next day. A bonus show that never happened.
Bonus pigs:

God attempted to right his wrong by striking Ralphs house with a tornado when he was 3

 

[Balldo's Gate]

 

[Rage Pig]

This is so sad and disturbing. He 100% has dirty sex talk with this bot. That's all that's left. He hasn't posted a pic of him pointing at mediocre food in a restaurant with the brown hand of a prostitute in the frame for a long time. Can't afford it anymore. The $8/month AI gf experience for the Ralphamale.
It also replaces his dead mother, telling him fairy tales about his incredible adventures with HST. Why would you admit to such embarrassing information?
This guy had conversations with Andrew Tate (silent ghost) and Jared Taylor (youtube video), just imagine what kind of talk is going on when he's pilled out, with an AI that is actually responding to his gibberish.

 

[Mynameisdark]

That AI segment is unreal. He's positively giddy to talk to a digital woman. He was blushing, squirming and stifling laughter while Grok responded to his inputs. If Ethan had anyone in his life that cared about him they wouldn't have allowed him to sink into this low.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph getting one shotted by AI like the low IQ idiot he is. Very exciting to see this arc where he offloads any thought to a LLM.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If he pulls a KingCobra and smashes his phone because of the AI misunderstanding his drunken pilled out ramblings I would actually literally die of laughter.

 

[HackerX]

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Here I thought his anatomy (or lack thereof) for his arms was goofy. Look at his cheeks. It's like he's got paralysis.

Also, why is his left half protruding so much more than his right half??

 

[unironicjudiaism]

@Die For Me! @Balldo's Gate

Ralph is a fat disgusting Joaquin phoenix in HER