🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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It's a good thing Ralph always miraculously hits the goal. I'm always just about to give him real money but since he gets big very real donations from random people who never chat but just donate already, I don't have to! Saved me a lot of money!
 
Jang Joo said:
What Phil himself called the bit bitches are mostly gone, the majority of his income on any given stream comes from no more than 3 accounts, and those 3 accounts aren't necessarily 3 different people.
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So do these typically donate in big chunks or are they sprinkled in throughout the stream(s)? Obviously I, like almost everyone else, just skim through the illustrious KEELSTREAM (except for the stalwart madman @Die For Me! tyfys), but Ralph's flow works like this:

- Donations are stagnant for 30+ minutes
- He'll get one or two $10-$20 donation
- Stagnant again
- $50+ donation
- Repeate

He'll occasionally have a short period of small donations that add up to $10 bucks or so and those are the only ones that are definitively real since they come through Rumble. Everything else is generally through Powerchat, typically by someone who isn't even chatting, so there's obvious suspicion for anything that comes through Powerchat. What is silly is I've noticed Ralph having issues with Powerchat recently (TBF, he's always had issues since he's tech illiterate), and it's not an unfair assumption that he cares even less to fix it since he knows the vast majority of those donations are fake and gay.

Unfortunately we'll never get the real story without being able to see Sandra's PayPal, but if this man is subsisting on an income of $50-$100, it's both impressive and sad. Though he's also allegedly eating at Chili's in Discord with his gigaloyal paypigs, so streaming isn't necessarily his only income stream I guess.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
It's a good thing Ralph always miraculously hits the goal. I'm always just about to give him real money but since he gets big very real donations from random people who never chat but just donate already, I don't have to! Saved me a lot of money!
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That's the funny part. I have to imagine there is at least one true n' honest fan of the KEELSTREAM (other than yourself) who thinks the same way, and it's just so Ralphamaleesque. i.e., His BPD, hypersensitive womanly behavior fucking himself over.
 
HackerX said:
So do these typically donate in big chunks or are they sprinkled in throughout the stream(s)?
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The whales tend to not sprinkle it out and just go for the 60, 70 buck big shot.
On the average stream DSP will make, say, 15 to 20 bucks with a small superchat or tip (tips to Phil are a direct donation to his Paypal, more on this in a bit) here or there, some insulting him, some by real fans. Then a whale steps up and donates say 50, then another whale stops by and does the last 80 to hit the goal.
I say "average stream" but some streams Phil only makes 30 and in the next he makes 300, it just depends on how spent his audience is. They don't always come to his rescue. Despite all that, he still makes around 6000 every month (recent number someone floated around in the thread).

Now a curious thing about that tip bit. DSP is banned from Streamlabs and the like, so his preferred method of getting donations is direct deposit to his PayPal. He adds the amount to the leaderboard manually, he plays animations manually. You have no way of knowing if any of these are real. But having said that, I maintain that his faking of donations is infrequent and solely at the very end of a stream to save the goal.
 
I'm still your friend. said:
He wrote obscurantist garbage which is even more meaningless than pushing boulders and correspondingly more dope.
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Woah woah woah. Boulders? Don't bring Matt Mundane into this or else Ralph is gonna make another phone call at 2 AM to brag about kidnapping a retarded 18 year old female, who would go on to help him ruin his life. Not again at least!
 
6/27/25 - Ralph's AI Girlfriend is [A Ralpha]Male​

While Ralph was having one of his worst performing shows in a while, he decided to pull out his AI Girlfriend (Grok) to kill time and get the chatters to ring out whatevers left of their SSI/NEET bucks from the first of the month.
While pulling up his girlfriend, Ralph admits he used the "story time" option to have Grok make fanfiction of him and Hunter S. Thompson in the "Gonzo" style (0:10), Ralph admits he has a lot of knowledge using the Therapist option (0:20)


You may be thinking I am over reacting or stretching the truth when I say that Ralph has an AI girlfriend, but really I'm not. In a now semi-lost episode of the Keeel stream* Ralph spoke in length on how he's finally starting to use AI, how unbelievably useful it is, and, while dancing to TayTay, stated he's going to make AI "his bitch". Ralphs new AI Girlfriend, which originally started as Google's Gemini, is now Elon Musk's Grok (treating his AI GFs the same way he did his ex GFs, coincidence?) and is Ralphs new way of coping with his inability to survive on his own. Clearly, he uses it for free therapy sessions and also to distract himself from reading his own thread (do note however that he is still on the Farms browsing the Rekieta thread, just not this one. Oh lawd if someone started posting ralphamemes in the rekieta thread, that would truly be a heartless act against the #1 fan of the killstream (GAWD)). With this in mind, let's see how Ralph reacts to an AI robot that read his entire twitter history in a few minutes spew out everything he wants it to say-- But first a word from our sponsor 1775 Coffee (a brand that does not ship to Mexico):

*In order to receive ads on his show, Ralph needs to use something called "Rumble Studio". Rumble Studio stops archives at around the 6 1/2 hour mark, thus making a decent amount of the end of Ralphs shows "Lost Media".

Ralph accidentally asks his GF about Mossad in Mexico and she starts going off about the cartels and Ralph visibly gets worried, Ralphs AI girlfriend, who sounds female, admits she's a man: "We're just two dudes chatting" (1:00)

Grok mentions the "Sector" because Ralph keeps mentioning a "sector", Grok crashes trying to compute what the sector is (1:25)

Ralph asks Grok how he can hit the goal, Grok tells him to rally the chat "with Hoffmans dirt". After Grok gives Ralph some ideas, Ralph instead makes Grok beg for donations in his stead (0:25)

After over an hour of holding his phones speaker near the microphone, Groks constant shilling and calling Gabe Hoffman a pedophile who eats children finally works! Ralph finally hit his reduced goal of 205 dollars today.


Here's some of the AI segment that I pulled the above clips from. This is only 40 minutes of the segment that lasted for hours. You probably won't even make it 10 minutes in without wanting to blow your brains out, but you better get used to it, because you're going to be seeing a lot more of this in the future.



In the end, Ralph hit his reduced goal with the promise he would do a bonus show the next day. A bonus show that never happened.
Bonus pigs:
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God attempted to right his wrong by striking Ralphs house with a tornado when he was 3
 
This is so sad and disturbing. He 100% has dirty sex talk with this bot. That's all that's left. He hasn't posted a pic of him pointing at mediocre food in a restaurant with the brown hand of a prostitute in the frame for a long time. Can't afford it anymore. The $8/month AI gf experience for the Ralphamale.
It also replaces his dead mother, telling him fairy tales about his incredible adventures with HST. Why would you admit to such embarrassing information?
This guy had conversations with Andrew Tate (silent ghost) and Jared Taylor (youtube video), just imagine what kind of talk is going on when he's pilled out, with an AI that is actually responding to his gibberish.
 
That AI segment is unreal. He's positively giddy to talk to a digital woman. He was blushing, squirming and stifling laughter while Grok responded to his inputs. If Ethan had anyone in his life that cared about him they wouldn't have allowed him to sink into this low.
 
Ralph getting one shotted by AI like the low IQ idiot he is. Very exciting to see this arc where he offloads any thought to a LLM.
 
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HackerX said:
Here I thought his anatomy (or lack thereof) for his arms was goofy. Look at his cheeks. It's like he's got paralysis.

Also, why is his left half protruding so much more than his right half??
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That's the side of his face that got re-arranged when he was stomped by the pimp in Portugal.
 
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7.5 hours in, 200 mostly fake viewers, and a grand total of $140. That's assuming the $140 is also legitimate, which there's no reason to believe so. Well, at least until Jdanks swoops in to save the day. He's already cut the goal by 20% and everything, which leads to the question as to what point is da goal? Idk? Does anyone?

Plus he's slobbing his own knob on a tweet of him slobbing his own knob over 2 pictures that depict him as a retard a before/after. Can't make it up.

Ralph, it's time. Either pill up/get drunk on stream or quit streaming. It's over.
 
Are there any known embarrassing pics of the Ragepig from middle school, high school days?
 
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