🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
He could easily been spending a lot of money on take out and getting booze delivered. Stuff really adds up when you're doing it daily.
Me and another kiwi here once estimated Ralph spends at least $200 a week on cigarretes, gas station food and Uber Eats alone.

Firstly, there's no way Ralph is going to spend his 12 hours of free time a day going to an actual grocery store, nor is he phsyically capable of it.

Second, Ralph has mentioned a couple times on air that he likes to stop his local convenience store (the one he got robbed at) an hour before each show to pick up a snack and drink (Hoe-Hoe's, a pint of Maker's Mark, Coca Cola, and one or two pack of smokes).

I have heard Ralph order Uber Eats a few times on air -- I can only imagine this is not uncommon for him. Andy's big on Uber Eats too, for McDonalds of all things.

I don't remember entirely how we broke it down, but since he is not actually grocery shopping, he is spending extra money on all this shit. I could see him smoking half a pack to one pack of cigs a day. I just recall coming up with $200 for these things alone. He probably spends equally as much at a nearby liquor store every week lol.

I really wish we knew exactly how much Ralph drinks, eats and smokes. Then we can get a clearer idea of how much of that $70k he has burned.
 
I really wish we knew exactly how much Ralph drinks, eats and smokes. Then we can get a clearer idea of how much of that $70k he has burned.
Just from initial guesses (and I know this varies from state to state): a handle of alcohol is 1.75 L so roughly like 40-50 shots depending on how they're poured and conservatively that's like 40-60$ USD depending on the seller, brand, type, content, etc. I assume his diet is very low cost range (chicken salad sandwiches, TV dinners, anything basically involving a microwave). If he spends much on food it's because it's fast food. The man doesn't know how to cook, that's obvious. As for smokes, he uses vape products so whatever the initial cost of his box mod + wicks that's like $80 USD or more just on the device itself. Wicks burn out so he would need to buy replacements and those can range from $10-20 USD (for a pack of five wicks I believe) and are variable with how they last (some can be duds). From what I've gathered is that Ralph is a menthol guy (he likes the sweet sugary taste) so the nicotine juice he would buy from a retailer would be between $15-20 USD per 30 to 60 mL bottle, depending on the concentration and who makes it. The price skyrockets if he's buying all of this shit from a vape shop instead of ordering it online so there's also that to consider.

TL;DR Chinky vape companies are filling the Gunt's lungs with chemicals regardless. Ching Cheng Hanji. Falun Gong Forever.
 
Just from initial guesses (and I know this varies from state to state): a handle of alcohol is 1.75 L so roughly like 40-50 shots depending on how they're poured and conservatively that's like 40-60$ USD depending on the seller, brand, type, content, etc. I assume his diet is very low cost range (chicken salad sandwiches, TV dinners, anything basically involving a microwave). If he spends much on food it's because it's fast food. The man doesn't know how to cook, that's obvious. As for smokes, he uses vape products so whatever the initial cost of his box mod + wicks that's like $80 USD or more just on the device itself. Wicks burn out so he would need to buy replacements and those can range from $10-20 USD (for a pack of five wicks I believe) and are variable with how they last (some can be duds). From what I've gathered is that Ralph is a menthol guy (he likes the sweet sugary taste) so the nicotine juice he would buy from a retailer would be between $15-20 USD per 30 to 60 mL bottle, depending on the concentration and who makes it. The price skyrockets if he's buying all of this shit from a vape shop instead of ordering it online so there's also that to consider.

TL;DR Chinky vape companies are filling the Gunt's lungs with chemicals regardless. Ching Cheng Hanji. Falun Gong Forever.
I actually believe Ade when she said Ralph doesn't eat as much as you'd think. He's surpassing his basal metabolic rate from alcohol consumption, and doubling his calories by combining booze with soft drinks. I'd find it funny though if Ralph's buying his microwaved food from the convenience store and spending nearly twice as much as it would cost at a grocery store.

From my understanding, Ralph still smokes cigarettes in addition to the vaping right? If I remember correctly, Ralph cut out smoking in 2019 and picked up the habit again around the time of the divorce...... I almost seem to recall he entirely switched to cigarettes for a brief period before getting back into vaping.

Whatever Ralph is buying, I am almost certain he's spending more than he needs to, being the priviledged welfare child he was (and is).

Would love if anyone has more details on Ralph's diet and habits. It may be worth starting a new thread to autistically estimate how much money he's spending. Do we at least know if his current Nissan was bought new at a dealer, leased, or used?
 
"May chose you, and wisely so"
lol
Gatorpilled as fuck. "Should I wash myself with bleach or ammonia?" "Why not both?"
Do we at least know if his current Nissan was bought new at a dealer, leased, or used?
I want to say it's a pre-owned vehicle that didn't have much mileage on it. The Sentra does date back to when Plate Gang tagged it with spray paint so there's a measure (of sorts) of how long he's had it.
 
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Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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WHAT?

can null post the recording of this loli con therapy quote that is disgusting and does that mean may is in to full C P (therapy to not watch full C P?) ? that is big!

i do not use twitter but i do not want to search for loli con if it shows up that is a disgusting porn and i do not want to see it or have it on my desktop and it is illegal
 
Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
I like Gator's lecture at the end where he talks about what dries up pussies. Even if he tried to hide it, his words would betray his utter mastery of the sensual dance of flirtation and his wealth of sexual experience. When Ralph finally has his massive coronary, Gator has a future as being the next Black Phillip style relationship advisor guy.

Gator: You know how you win? You win through comedy, you win through wit.
"Too true, " I replied, laconic and archly voiced.
 
From my understanding, Ralph still smokes cigarettes in addition to the vaping right? If I remember correctly, Ralph cut out smoking in 2019 and picked up the habit again around the time of the divorce...... I almost seem to recall he entirely switched to cigarettes for a brief period before getting back into vaping.
When Faith was at t he house still when he lived with his mom, he mentioned off-handedly in a twitter post or on stream that he had to switch back to cigs for a bit because he "lost" his vape. TBH I think he got rid of it because he was vaping THC oil out of it and didn't want to risk his PO testing it. He could have very well just lost it somewhere getting in or out of his car.
 
Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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"I'm overweight, I'm not gonna lie, but I'm not like fucking 400 pounds..."

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Even granting that he is 5' 9" for the sake of argument, weighing 273 pounds still makes him morbidly obese!

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