🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

AncientPhosphur said:
Cog found Seniorita's tiktok and she's livestreaming currently. Ralph is shook on stream.


Someone please archive.
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Rare Cog W.
MirnaMinkoff said:
God Jesse is awful. Hyping “leaks” (aka boring FB family friendly type couple photos) that would have only been mildly interesting seven months ago.
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I’ve always had mixed feelings about Jesse. On one hand he can be a funny entertainer and he has a great stream setup, but on the other he’s a clout-chasing faggot.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
I’ve always had mixed feelings about Jesse. On one hand he can be a funny entertainer and he has a great stream setup, but on the other he’s a clout-chasing faggot.
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My problem is he seemingly always finds himself in ripe fields for content picking yet plays it safe and delivers us nontent. That actually probably plays into the whole clout chasing aspects since he can only get in those said positions by placating whatever cow he *could* milk.

His aesthetic and character is good but he's been a bitch since having sleeper agents in ralphamania.
 
Welp, the 'Fuck Mersh Festival' and 'Death of da Sektur ' stream is about over. This pretty much did nothing but confirm Ralph's egregious lack of energy and how empty and impotent his threats are for a stream he spent nearly a full week hyping. Considering that, how miserable he's been the entire time, the alog W's (Cog with senorita's Tiktok, Mersh with Daggerpussy, Harreh with the homage to Sandra), and his very obvious viewbotting (it was sitting steadily between 3,000 and 3,200 the entire time. Never above and never below. Even ignoring the bots, the apparent stagnation and lack of variance gives a clear indicator for how weak his true n' honest audience numbers are.); I think it's very safe to say Ralph can't channel ragepig energy anymore without the use of drugs/booze.

Sure, you can argue his donations were up, but God only knows what percentage was fake. The $200+ one was definitely not true n' honest, and that was a little bit more than 20% of the total.

Plus this was supposed to be Ralph's big show, where he was supposed to burn the last bridges in his life. Now what? The only entertaining thing that he can sell a show on (other than a classic PILLSTREAM) is him doing something abnormally retarded. That's it. Burning the Jesse bridge won't be entertaining because he's not interesting and they're not particularly close. Same with Styx. The new friendship with Aaron Imholte won't ever pick up steam because I doubt Aaron is that retarded. Who else? Colonel Kurtz? Oh wow, geez. Someone definitely gives a fuck about that person somewhere. Maybe, Hunter, but the only road that relationship leads to is Ralph getting fucked in the ass.

I'll admit though, that stream does make it feel like it was the death of something alright. Death of the Ragepiggo era. Thankfully King Mersh has picked up da slack in da Sektur. All hail King Mersh.
 
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PrestonHolt said:
It's first time in long time when such embarrassment got him 750$ tho
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At least $210 of that was a fake dono from 'Rackets', most of the rest of the big ones looked fake as well.

SargonF00t said:
Did Meme Copium say anything interesting?
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He was the only decent guest, was able to tweak Ralphs nipples a bit and slip in some jokes.
 
Can't forget the real highlight of the stream, Señorita actually has a real job! That's why she's so busy.
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I completely forgot that Baked Alaska and Styxhexenhammer was on the killstream. That's how forgettable they are.
 
You want to know the real winner of the night?

MLF Toyota Series Championship! Live on Rumble!


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(This honestly saved those first boring hours of the stream, Ralph getting mogged by a bass fishing tournament was wonderful).
 
There She Glows said:
Can't forget the real highlight of the stream, Señorita actually has a real job! That's why she's so busy.
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I'm anxiously awaiting for someone to reveal what her 'going rate' is. I wonder if Ralph was able to buy dates in bulk for a discount? Maybe Ralph had a special rate? Ye ol' owning da alog rate. Or if she charged him per picture taken together. That'd be hilariously fitting considering his limited, and soon to be null (hehe get the joke? I said Null!), privileges with Xanduh picture.
 
Every “Fuck [Retard] Festival” that piggernigger hosts always ends up backfiring in the most spectacular fashion imaginable.

Fuck Warski was a disaster, ended up resulting with Ralph hollering at Persip and torching the bridge with that faggot.

Now the “Fuck Mersh” festival turns out to be a big fat nothingburger. Only Alog Ws and massive Ralph Ls. La Gordita’s TikTok being exposed [fuck clog], Mersh taking DaggerPussy out on a date, and Piggertits being exposed for the humiliating failure that he is.
 
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
Every “Fuck [Retard] Festival” that piggernigger hosts always ends up backfiring in the most spectacular fashion imaginable.

Fuck Warski was a disaster, ended up resulting with Ralph hollering at Persip and torching the bridge with that faggot.

Now the “Fuck Mersh” festival turns out to be a big fat nothingburger. Only Alog Ws and massive Ralph Ls. La Gordita’s TikTok being exposed by Clog, Mersh talking DaggerPussy out on a date, and Piggertits being exposed for the humiliating failure that he is.
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Please don’t ever give that pedophile Cog credit for anything. It originated from dookiewave on Twitter. He was also the original poster of the Senorita porn images.
 
Westfalia said:
My problem is he seemingly always finds himself in ripe fields for content picking yet plays it safe and delivers us nontent.
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That is literally Jesse’s bit and why he isn’t very funny. The “comedy” is that Nick (and everyone else) suffered through a several hour boring stream worrying what would be said his entire set up is 1) constantly reference some inside joke 2) run some stupid op. Ever since I first heard of him I had the opinion that he is the dude who shoots out 100 jokes, 99 are dog shit and 1 is kinda/really is funny.
 
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Gonna cross post this from the Harreh thread since this fella is a huge fan of the KEELSTREAM.
HackerX said:
Came across this xeet from the Harreh W

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Initial thoughts were "this guy has to be some type of mongoloid".

Took a gander and he rexeets all the usual suspects. Ralph, Juju, AF. Even literal who sektur participant @DogZero.

Then I see stuff like this:
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Jesus Christ. You just know this guy thinks the Internet is serious business. Not even just the Internet, but da Sektur.

Lastly, I decided to peruse through the YouTube link he so graciously included. Nothing particularly notable. The dude has been failing miserably at covering e-drama for 5 years, but I wanted to go down the rabbit hole to confirm my assumptions on the type of creature I assumed he was. Thankfully, there's at least a handful where he obliged.
My assumptions were proven correct. Literal retard phenotype. Sub 90 IQ variety with a faggy lisp and fucked up teeth. He's legitimately everything I could possibly fathom for someone who's a huge fan of da KEELSTREAM, da Sektur, AF, Juju, etc. and takes all that shit seriously.

Thanks Harreh for baiting these "people" out so I could confirm every single fucking bias!

Edit: Apparently this guy is one of Ralph's reliable dozen viewers!!! He's a legit huge fan of the KEELSTREAM. It all makes too much sense. I wonder if he's one of the ones that pays for Ralph to livestream himself eating Chili's on Discord?
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LordTriton came up a handful of times when @sufferhorse was tracking KEELSTREAM chatters, so he's one of the precious view who legitimately enjoys Ralphacontent. Does anyone recognize donations from the young lad? If so, this dude is definitely sending his welfare to Ralph, LOL.
 
I will be very interested to see how many donations Ralph will get in the next month, after this stinker of a Fuck Mersh Festival.

More than perhaps ever before, I felt that Ralph was subconsciously putting out notions of suicidal ideation, from his "this is the funeral of the Sektur" and I think his end is approaching.

And if part of the reason for this stream being so underwhelming is that Ralph held back on revealing the worst of what he has on Rekieta, what is the point of that?

His bridge with Rekieta is now fully burned, why not go all out and at least be a memorable villain, instead of an incompetent one.
 
HackerX said:
LordTriton came up a handful of times when @sufferhorse was tracking KEELSTREAM chatters, so he's one of the precious view who legitimately enjoys Ralphacontent.
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Wow, a literal autist. An Ali Jamal level autist and big fan of da Keelstream. So that’s who’s still hanging on these days.
 
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Wow, a literal autist. An Ali Jamal level autist and big fan of da Keelstream. So that’s who’s still hanging on these days.
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It's too much. At least Ali Jamal had a rich dad going for him. Rich enough for Ralph to invite himself over for his birthday. Plus Ralph taking pictures of himself in another man's house or another man's car because taking pictures of yourself with another man's belongings owns the alogs and is definitely not weird or gay or anything like that.

This dude though.
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Twink physique, but interestingly enough, same muscle density as the Ralphamale.

LOTS of clips like these in his X. No wonder he's fond of the Ralphamale. It's super cool to smoke and not gay at all to post a zillion pics/vids of yourself blowing a phallic-like object.

Faggy lisp is on full display and complaining about da alogs. This dude is so insignificant though, I imagine it's just people casually making fun of him for very clear and obvious reasons. Bonus points for suicide baiting in true Ralphamale fashion. No wonder he's a huge fan of the KEELSTREAM.

I guess this is his version of the Ralphaholler? Buddy has A LOT of work to do to catch up to Ralph in his prime. TBF though, they're holler levels are roughly equal at this point in time.

Rofl. He's Ralph's attack dog? Good job on immediately complementing Cog by saying he's good at aloggin' Ralph, LOL. Bonus points for hastily going to his normal voice when he's describing himself...wait, I mean Cog... Because this dude definitely has a job.

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ROFL. Is he natty??? Is this physique naturally obtainable???

Nothing crazy here. The lisp is driving me crazy.
"Wehu Wehu Wehu, Wooks wike tomawoo we get to smoke da commentawy pack. Commentawy teiw wist on the Wavencast."

If you told me to conjure up someone who follows/comments on everything related to da Sektur, Ralph, Juju, AF, etc., this is exactly the type of person it'd be. I'm not shocked this is the type of person that legitimately enjoys da Sektur, but it's so surreal just seeing it exactly as one would imagine.
 
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