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We need that screenshot where Hara says "I am sick of this creep" in the game, totally fitting here. I regret not saving it.
š· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
- Thread starter L. Duse
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btw ethan has made 5 and a half dollars the whole time ive been watching from what i could catch, really "killling it" there with 100 viewer cwc and 200 viewer rand on chomo dot live the obscure chinese site,
edit 6 dollars caught a 50 cent dono post cut in the outro, melty btfo forever
edit 6 dollars caught a 50 cent dono post cut in the outro, melty btfo forever
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im jealous some fucking rando made piggy seethe while i burn my retinas watching this crap trying to find the true depths of how pitiful ralph is.
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Official Killstream TL;DW recap:
It hit me when Ralph did the impression of the Polish priest for $0.50, of which Trovo takes half. He squealed about Nazis and Gestapo for a quarter. It's like watching a deranged homeless person. Pathetic. Also cucked out of any talk of Null's broken dick or the flagging that happened.
- Ralph doesn't bother starting his stream to gloat until 9:51 PM. Can't even show up on time to rub it in Janny Jewsh's face.
- Ralph brags how he's doing two shows now. He's debating on starting a new podcast for the court retort.
- Ralph says he had 700 viewers across both platforms... so he had 300 viewers.
- Gator's there... He's glad he's doing well on the court stream... Ralph shows off his MS paint overlay for the Court Retort.
- Rand staggers in... Ralph asks him about his Easter. Rand had a nice dinner.
- Ralph goes on to show off the "fancy" new push mower he bought. He acts like mowing his lawn is an accomplishment. Ralph is perplexed that it came in a box.
- Rand asks if this is the first time he mowed a lawn. Ralph says he used them as a kid.
- Ralph bitches that mowing through wet clover is hard...
- Ralph pulls up his s yard I think... It looks like a child mowed it and did a half ass job.
- Ralph lets us know he was too lazy to make a baked potato and skipped dinner.
- Rand bitches that there's a guy in chat putting swastikas and getting him banned. Rand says he was doing it in Ralph's chat and Rand sounds salty he caught a ban and Ralph didn't.
- Ralph pauses for superchats and stickers.
- Ralph moves onto a tweet about a pastrami sandwich place he went to with Pantsu.
- Ralph brags about the Roman map he bought then brought up a donga clip.
- Donga wants to wrestle wrestle with Ralph.
- Ralph moves onto a breaking 911 Biden clip.
- He pauses for super chats before the clip.
- Ralph moves onto a clip of a protester climbing a bank and eating shit. I guess he might have broke his hip. Gator hits the soundboard with a Sonic sound effect.
- After the clip Ralph struggles with his set up.
- Ralph moves onto the the Floyd stuff. The topic moves onto boofing. Rand lets know its farting or putting booze up your ass.
- Gator has a jimbo take about imagine a court case being about weather or not something went up someone's ass.
- Ralph talks about people working with transgender people being incredible...
- Onto some trial footage... Gator wonders if the sound is fucked but ralph lets us know he's just taking his time.
- Ralph says the Police chief looks like if Levar Burton had chemo and a Gorbachev wine stain.
- Ralph pulls Culture War up but he's frozen. Culture war says his laptop's charging port is broken.
- Ralph pauses the video for a single superchat.
- Culture war is back on his phone.
- CWC is taking us on the move. I see overhead tube lights and a very industrial looking place... but liquor bottles on a fridge.
- CWC left us looking up at the light and his ceiling. He's back not too long after.
- Ralph looks rather bored and like he's looking at something else.
- Nearly 11 and no mention of the flaggotry.
- More super chats, teasing Culture war about not being able to grow a beard.
- Ralph says that Andy did a Red Dead ice berg and isn't streaming tonight.
- Ralph's only got 649 viewers at 11pm
- Ralph skips ahead in the video, even he can't take it.
- Quarter after 11 Ralph is still playing the clip from court TV in its entirety.
- Ralph plays all 1 and a half hours of the clip.
- Culture war says something about the prosecution is trying to paint Chauvin as a racist murderer...
- Ralph says he's over a thousand viewers with 674 on Trovo...
- Onto part two of the clip... Ralph plays it with little commentary.
- Ralph pauses for an ass related superchat...
- Culture war flashes a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. At least he has good taste in booze.
- Gator has a frozen carrot tier take about swapping Floyd and Chauvin.
- Ralph goes on to give his two thumbs on the new footage of the knee being on his back more than his neck.
- Rand gives his petrol addled take on what Chauvin will be charged with.
- Ralph moves onto a different clip... Ralph does smash or pass on the reporter; a resounding pass.
- Ralph cuts the floyd trial stuff at 11:47pm.
- Ralph moves onto an article about Capital rioters getting court ordered banned from using the internet from the LA times.
- Ralph goes onto read the article in full. Ralph is salty the LA times are positive of it. Culture war flips the LA times off via web cam. Not sure if he is back on his computer or not.
- Ralph moves onto some anti Jew news from England; then moves onto a Russian article about the growing "anti-white" racism in the US.
- Gator mentions when are we going to find out that GamerGate was a Russian op. Really stuck in 2014
- Ralph moves onto leaf news of a Polish church getting evicted on Easter. Old priest are going off calling the cops Gestapo and Nazis.
- Ralph's only managed to get 680 people to tune in at midnight.
- The priest manages to get the police to fuck off recording them.
- Ralph moves onto the Clarence Thomas section 230 stuff... Arguing to make Facebook, Twitter and Google utilities.
- Ralph pauses for the article to read a couple fifty cent superchats. He did a poor impression of the priest for fifty cents, of which Trovo gets half.
- Ralph continues to the article, reading it in full... saying he thinks they should have been made utilities years ago.
- Someone in chat brings up the bake a cake argument. Gator has a piss warm take about the cake shop serving billions and getting government grants its different. Do they realize if S230 goes their little kill retort is gone because then the platform can be sued for they outrageous shit they do?
- Ralph moves onto the DC teen girls carjacking an uber eats driver. Gator gives his best jimbo saying this wasn't their first car jacking. Ralph thinks if you're repeat car jackers and killed someone you should do some time.
- Gator has a piss warm take about the race pimping the courts doing. According to gator there's no true justice anymore.
- Ralph says wonton criminality... Wonton like the thing you eat. not like /ĖwƤnt(É)n/
- Ralph debates if he's gonna play Tucker or not... He lost the clip but finds it not too long after.
- Ralph goes on to talk about the 17 year old whore that Matt Gaetz fucked. Ralph calls her a professional whore. "He didn't chat her up on discord..." Guilty conscience?
- Gaetz copes about he totally didn't fuck a 17 year old and his dad was wearing a wire... RELEASE THE GAETZ CUT!
- Culture war thinks that Gaetz didn't do it. Always do the opposite of what the demon rats say.
- Ralph continues on with the clip. Ralph pauses to talk to his chat for a moment.
- Culture war thinks that Gaetz sounds suspicious. Ralph thinks that he's creepy too.
- Culture thinks its a Mossad op. Gator moves onto someone else who got #metoo'd
- Culture War and Rand are wondering where the FBI are getting the 17 year olds from.
- Gator says that the right wing people go on shows and look like total idiots. Bold of Gator to say that anyone is spergy.
- Ralph moves onto an article about the Vatican digging illegal tunnels to get King David's DNA and bring Messiah back to life... He teases us and lets Culture war go off about 17 year old whores...
- Ralph's piggy eyes are struggling to stay open at 12:30am... He finally gets to the article.
- Israel is pressuring people to make the Vatican stop their tunnel.
- Rabbis are claiming that the Vatican are plotting to use a transport tunnel to steal King David's DNA to clone him and pass him off as second coming.
- Culture war makes a weeb reference... Ralph pauses for superchats before him and gator get too autistic.
- Ralph moves onto his twitter and his Memphis Style shirt.
- Rand has more weeb references.
- Ralph has 603 viewers, coping when a super chatter called him out.
- Gator has another child weeb show reference. The card one... I'm too old for this shit.
- Culture war gives a muckbang on the way out. Dino nuggies.
- Rand and Culture War shill their shit...
- Ralph teases his killstream network... Gator shills his shit. He'll be on tomorrow and Friday.
- Ralph copes that both his guests flakes on him.
- Thank fuck it's over. Another killstream done and dusted with.
It hit me when Ralph did the impression of the Polish priest for $0.50, of which Trovo takes half. He squealed about Nazis and Gestapo for a quarter. It's like watching a deranged homeless person. Pathetic. Also cucked out of any talk of Null's broken dick or the flagging that happened.
Edilg
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Nice Fedpost from InfiniteSlick. What are the Killstream Krew gonna do about the FBI? OK City Part 2?
oh make my estimate of 6 dollars for the whole show then since i got there at ten iirc. actually you know what? ill quadruple my estimate to 24 dollars, which is still half of minimum wage, fuck ill pentuple it to 30 fucking dollars and say he got a bit over half the daily va min wage. fuck it septupling to 42 dollars lmfao
well he did inflame people during the dc insurrection so it really is just a matter of time until ralphs dumb ass inspires yet another seattle4truth from his site to go out and kill people for his fucked hypocritical neo nazi ideology ala the kekistani strangler.
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That guy has been banned multiple times and always paypigs to get unbanned (including once during the AZ IRL stream when Faith was in chat, see below, which is why I recognize his name). He's probably one of Ethan's top pigs at this point so they're probably never going to get rid of him for good.
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I'm getting the feeling Ralph is starting to feel a little pinch with money.
* He says he's "tired of paying" someone to cut his yard. Like nigger, it doesn't cost much to pay some Mexican to cut your grass. If he's doing as well as he claims, it should be pocket change to him.
* He's obviously investing money into the "network" which will not see a return on that investment because if it doesn't fail outright (lol), it'll get shut down when payment processors pull the plug on the "alt-right Nazi" network.
* He's doing two shows and talking about a special podcast (behind a paywall I'm sure) for the court shit in an attempt to get more money.
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It's effective to boring us to death, I can give him that.
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This guy used to get 10 thousand viewers and thousands of dollars a night.
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Well come on, Sam, he had to google what type of octane gasoline he needed to put in his push mower and whether or not he needed to mix engine oil. That sun-heated shed or whatever probably didn't help matters so it was a herculean effort on his part to not get a citation from Richmond PD for a public nuisance of his overgrown yard not looking like complete shit and driving down the property values of his neighbors' homes.
Don't forget he just got out of jail, turned his perception by many completely 180 from retarded wigger felon who helped kill gg to the ralphamale and was in better shape with a real chance to break his addictions, less than a year later his body looked a million times worse than ever from fat and meth and drank and pills and hos wife left him
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Real question: did he bag the grass clippings or just leave it in the yard or do the white trash move of pushing all of it into the street?
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Reminder: Ethan Ralph (pedophile, gunt owner) is quick to use pedophile as an insult to others such as Josh or MundaneMatt yet heās the one saying fucking a 17 year old is acceptable. Itās unsurprising to me then that heās now shacked up with another pedophile. I pray that Faith does not give him or May any time with the child because it will be molested the very second it enters the gunt shack.
I can only wonder what Ethanās views on child molestation would be if he wasnāt groomed and raped by his own father, Ronnie Ralph (pedophile, proto-Gunt), from the ages of 6 months to 18 years old. I can almost understand his utter contempt for his mother as she was unwilling to stop Ronnie from sodomizing Ethan for 16 hours a day. A very sad gunted existence.
Malaika
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They banned everyone who brought up the flagging. Even people who were obviously on Ralph's side even if he did do it. Some guy got banned for asking "Did Ralph flag the broke dick farms stream?"
Ralphamale
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He mulched it so just left it on the grass without even sweeping the walk ways. Mulching is actually a good idea because the grass clippings return nutrients to the soil helping with the growth of new grass. However we all know this isn't why Ralph did it as he struggled just using a lawn mower, SAD!
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"These damn dirty earthworms are shriveling on my concrete. GATOR THESE ANNELIDS ARE A-LOGGING ME ON MY WAY TO MY SENTRA!"
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Andy should have some coke all over his nose.
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He said he'll 100% defend his paywalled content, yet he's not willing to go to court over it.
Pussy ass punk wigger bitch.