🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

lowly kiwi merchant said:
Yesterdays stream was ROUGH. Ralph cucked out on EVERYTHING. Claiming he didn't mean any of the shit he said about rekeita, kayla, etc. He said he never claimed Jim faked his cancer. Towards the end he gets asked about pawpaws ring. He implies that it wasn't stolen, and that he is just hiding it because it is worth 'tens of thousands of dollars' and he doesn't want the courts to come for it. In reality, we know it was stolen when he got put in mexican jail. Lets say for a minute he really is hiding it. What is the point of having a ring you can never show off? If it has to live under your floorboards, then it is as good as gone. All in all, it was a sad stream. He claims the ralphamale thing was always just a joke, while having the title of the stream on screen for nearly 7 hours which says "Turkey Day with the Ralphamale". He says his viewers don't want him to cover drama, and stick to politics. He claims he wont be talking about mersh anymore. Without drama, he has nothing.
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Good summary, he just confirmed this.
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As soon as we stop baiting him to go rage pig mode he'll join AF and host the Amren conference as a serious right wing thought leader.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Yesterdays stream was ROUGH. Ralph cucked out on EVERYTHING. Claiming he didn't mean any of the shit he said about rekeita, kayla, etc. He said he never claimed Jim faked his cancer. Towards the end he gets asked about pawpaws ring. He implies that it wasn't stolen, and that he is just hiding it because it is worth 'tens of thousands of dollars' and he doesn't want the courts to come for it. In reality, we know it was stolen when he got put in mexican jail. Lets say for a minute he really is hiding it. What is the point of having a ring you can never show off? If it has to live under your floorboards, then it is as good as gone. All in all, it was a sad stream. He claims the ralphamale thing was always just a joke, while having the title of the stream on screen for nearly 7 hours which says "Turkey Day with the Ralphamale". He says his viewers don't want him to cover drama, and stick to politics. He claims he wont be talking about mersh anymore. Without drama, he has nothing.
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Goes almost without saying but if the ring was actually worth any money Ralph would have pawned it for Xanny money years ago when he was broke living in the back of his mothers house.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Goes almost without saying but if the ring was actually worth any money Ralph would have pawned it for Xanny money years ago when he was broke living in the back of his mothers house.
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He could have pawned it and purchased a cheap indistinguishable one. It's not like anyone would know the difference since it's somewhat of a generic ring. Let's pretend papaw's ring was legit and he totally didn't have an allergic reaction from nickel or whatever. He could have sold it for the many thousands of dollars, stalker child, and bought a cheap imitation for a few hundred that'd still cause the allergy. Really, the only way anyone could really tell the difference is if they compared the pristineness and what not, but Ralph could have gotten around that by wearing the ring off stream for a day or so and let his pigly greases soak into it.

I'm kinda curious why he's going with this story though since it was definitely relieved from his person during the Tijuana biker banana escapades. It's easy to understand why he hasn't already bought a replacement to own da gaylogs. As hurtful as it is for Ralph to admit, his financial situation outweighs the vanity of owning da gaylogs so this approach satisfies his need to not let da gaylogs win.

Another thing to think about. My best guess is Ralph groveled to da Uncle for Papaw's sentimental value. That isn't a particularly horrible concept. However, if he groveled for da ring like that and lost possession (no matter the circumstances) everyone knows how the uncle would feel about it. The Uncle would be disappointed and think "That's Ronnie's son for ya" and just move on.

So instead, Ralph is just gonna ride out this story as long as he can since he won't see his uncle for another lustrum (new word. Apparently that's the fancy way of saying half a decade!) and hope the uncle never catches on until one of them dies. Unfortunately for Ralph, da gaylogs are gonna remind him of this deep shame basically forever so that's p cool I guess.
 
I can't even remember how many of these "come to Jesus" moments Ralph has had. It's part of the greater cycle of the Ralphamale. He's feeling overwhelmed on all sides, so he's retreating to regroup and bide his time. In the past few days he's had to cope with

- Crackets' shower texts threatening him into submission with legal ramifications
- MWV's defamation lawsuit which left him visibly rattled, despite his claims otherwise
- Somebody encouraging him behind the scenes to walk the drama back in favour of "serious" (boring) content. Personally my money's on James Edwards, Ralph has been fawning over him for the past several days and seems to regard him as his newest father figure
- Holiday induced depression / SAD

Just hoping all of this is resolved quickly so we can go back to the Dirtiest Ape in the Zoo before springtime.
 
Ralph’s capitulation makes the French one look like a drawn out process and Nick must have had something juicy on him after all. This peg has been placed back in his pen quick and fast. I can’t stand to see Ralph this destitute and broken like this, apologizing and taking the blame for things, it’s just so out of character and shows he has been defeated on every level. Ralph, can I Uber you some pills and a fifth?
 
MadStan said:
Ralph’s capitulation makes the French one look like a drawn out process and Nick must have had something juicy on him after all. This peg has been placed back in his pen quick and fast. I can’t stand to see Ralph this destitute and broken like this, apologizing and taking the blame for things, it’s just so out of character and shows he has been defeated on every level. Ralph, can I Uber you some pills and a fifth?
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Better yet, uber him a toaster and an extension cord. The Ralphamale has been broken. No longer does he have that fire in his belly, no longer is he willing to go to war. The days of prolonged hotdogging and grandstanding are over. What we have is just the former shell of the king of da sektur. It's just a gimmick now. Sure, Ralph might have the occasional hollar or two, like a grandpa having a moment of coherence long enough to yell at his degenerate grandkids, but it's only a moment. Once the beef loses it's energy because said person being hollared refuses to hollar back, then grandpa Ralph forgets all about Gwen and goes back to being his broken down, sad old fart he's become since the horse left his sorry ass in Mexico.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Better yet, uber him a toaster and an extension cord. The Ralphamale has been broken. No longer does he have that fire in his belly, no longer is he willing to go to war. The days of prolonged hotdogging and grandstanding are over. What we have is just the former shell of the king of da sektur. It's just a gimmick now. Sure, Ralph might have the occasional hollar or two, like a grandpa having a moment of coherence long enough to yell at his degenerate grandkids, but it's only a moment. Once the beef loses it's energy because said person being hollared refuses to hollar back, then grandpa Ralph forgets all about Gwen and goes back to being his broken down, sad old fart he's become since the horse left his sorry ass in Mexico.
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I agree. It just be the stress of fatherhood has taken its toll on him. Kids can do that to you.
 
I promised I was working on a video; it's taken me a little longer to start it due to real life commitments and I do this for the fun of it in my own time.

This is a WIP Cut I'm working on; I won't promise a release date but I will release when it's ready.
 
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KC wiped the floor with ralph last night, to over 5K viewers. Covered everything that happened during their month off starting with his fake ‘gf’ being doxed as a hooker and the fact that this is the second time he’s done this, moving on to the flopped trip to Memphis, the flopped PILOT , the flopped Fuck Mersh festival, ralph being cucked by daggerpuss and mersh, and the flopped feud with Rekieta. And some misc. ralphafailures like how FAT he’s gotten.

The best part is they played the clip of ralph waiting in line to get to the bouncer at the bar, starting with a crowd elbowing poor ralphie aside at the door
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ralphie meekly waiting to talk to the bouncer and the bouncer sending ralphie back to the end of the line in his little white crocs and socks. It’s even funnier seeing the clip. They paused at this screenshot

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pointing out that in profile ralphie has NO CHIN, just three rings of fat, and his very prominent protruding gut. All in all an excellent job (for a change.)
 
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Um... said:
KC wiped the floor with ralph last night, to over 5K viewers. Covered everything that happened during their month off starting with his fake ‘gf’ being doxed as a hooker and the fact that this is the second time he’s done this, moving on to the flopped trip to Memphis, the flopped PILOT , the flopped Fuck Mersh festival, ralph being cucked by daggerpuss and mersh, and the flopped feud with Rekieta. And some misc. ralphafailures like how FAT he’s gotten.
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I don't typically watch KC so I'll need to check this one out. Guess we'll see how the Ralphamale reacts. Will he continue with the 'Ahh lub everyone and Ahhm tryen' to move past this' or is he gonna weakly holler and xeet impotent nonsense? We shall see.
Sam Losco said:
There is no denying it.
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I thought it was a foregone conclusion at this point. Speaking of Cushing's disease and cortisol, I wonder if his body accounts for Ralph handling stress like a BPD woman. Men and women deal with stress very differently and one would assume his endocrine system is confused as fuck since he doesn't deal with stress like a man. He deals with it like a woman.
 
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