🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rungle]

First bossman now the ralphamale...

March is fucking prison month, stalkers.

Edit: God has forsaken us.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Probably similar to what happened when he got kicked off the plane with Meigh. Some random person heard them shouting and called the cops.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Considering what happened to her mudshark girlfriend, this whole thing feels like a coked out and pill-filled allnighter for Ralph.

 

[Monodrone]

BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS

 

[MA5B]

>Wisconsin isn't big enough for the two of us, child. Enjoy prison.
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I want to see him and Ralph team up to finally destroy the Milwaukee Police Department once and for all.

 

[Go Fast Boats Mojito]

He has to sit in Milwaukee County godspeed, gunt

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If he makes it to her couch she will need to call the cops to get rid of him.

If Ralph ended up at her apartment in Madison then cops are definitely going to be involved soon.

My prediction from yesterday has come true at lightening speed!

I can’t wait to see the upcoming epic journey that awaits Ethan Ralph. Probably begins with groveling to a crazy BPD whore.

 

[stupid frog]

Mexicans are generally caring people so I hope someone breaks Ralph’s cats out. They’ll do okay on the streets. Probably. Better than starving cooped up.

Grim Release the kitties shack landlord.

 

[mingo mongo]

this whole thing feels like a coked out and pill-filled allnighter for Ralph.

He might have popped more benzos than usual.

Maybe he had a ragepig moment at the airport and the cops or TSA or whatever noticed he was super wasted?

 

[MA5B]

245 lbs? wow

My guess is that's just what's listed on whatever expired ID they pulled out of the gunt crease. Potentially same story for the height, or they just fucked up and put in '51' for height and then pressed enter.

 

[mingo mongo]

Mexicans are generally caring people so I hope someone breaks Ralph’s cats out. They’ll do okay on the streets. Probably. Better than starving cooped up.

I doubt they were doing well in the crack shack anyways. Hopefully one of the hookers he has on speed dial has a key or a door code.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Probably similar to what happened when he got kicked off the plane with Meigh. Some random person heard them shouting and called the cops.

Police seem to come by her place a lot, there was a wellness check on screen while she was talking to Ralph one time. She also alleged she was physically assaulted in her home the month prior and that there was an ongoing case regarding that. So police already know her and are primed to expect violence. Very interested to learn if Ralph got roughed up while getting arrested.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Happening in the Midwest is the best-case scenario for us given the majority of bodycam channels are Midwest-focused.

 

[mingo mongo]

Very interested to learn if Ralph got roughed up while getting arrested.

The bodycam footage is gonna be amazing. You just know he was squealing like a stuck pig.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

They're going to send him straight to Gunt-anamo Bay

 

[Flaycreak]

It's nawt truuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Large Rodent]

 

[Monodrone]

My guess is that's just what's listed on whatever expired ID they pulled out of the gunt crease. Potentially same story for the height, or they just fucked up and put in '51' for height and then pressed enter.

If he was over 5'1", he wouldn't have every single woman he's ever taken a photo with crouching and hunkering like malformed Hyborian mutants for his benefit.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Probably just got Baker Acted for passing out somewhere. Would explain why there's no booking info.

Edit - Spoiler Alert: he was not Baker Acted.

 

[Pale Empress]

Going to be at least several hours before the booking information is updated, they probably have him sitting in the drunk tank until they can properly process him.

If they do hold him, who's going to bail him out?