🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Blue Gunty said:
I wish but there’s no way Ralph told her his address he’s way too scared of having to move again to a worse shack in Mexico
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Wdym? Just last year Ralph was bragging about meeting some hot bish on an airplane who offered him a place in Tijuana. A place that he could totally afford, but he wanted to test the online waters by searching for a roommate. Even though he could easily swing for the place on his own if yewww wanna know da troof about it.

Funny how Ralph received no bites and never mentioned the woman, nor place, again. The retard really missed the boat with Analwulf moving in with Baked Alaska, and destroying MerryJayne's grow operation. Not only would have that helped cure his severe isolation, but he'd have a viable option to return to da country his daddeh gave him while leaning on said paypigs for support (beyond monetary). Now he's kinda fucked with the Mexican residence expiration saga moving frighteningly closer every day (wasn't it around October? So roughly 3-4 months), and he's limited to three options that I'm aware. None of them being ideal, guaranteed, nor long-term solutions.

Option 1: Overstaying his residence, which I think is the most likely. It completely tracks with Ralph's MO of doing nothing until his problem escalate out of his control. However, there are obviously numerous issues that arise if Ralph becomes an illegal.

Option 2: Da Scarlett option. This one is definitely has such insane dynamics and variables and highly contingent on a relationship between two BPD women with drug-addled minds. One of those minds being legitimately insane and has several severe manic episodes every day. It's also require Ralph being able to pull Scarlett's strings until he's settled in with her. He could probably accomplish that on paper, but I'm not so convinced he's capable of doing it in practice with such a nebulous relationship.

Especially considering the ridiculous shenanigans Ralph manages to find himself in whenever they're in a close, physical proximity with one another. However, this option was absolutely the one Ralph was vying for until the 2nd or 3rd Scarlett visit. Imagine being Ralph, putting all the hopes and dreams that you're finally saved into this basket. Then meeting her and silently realizing there's no way in hell it'll work. That just has to be demoralizing.

Option 3: Hunter Moore. This one is curious since it's definitely the one Ralph fantasizes about, though I have no idea about the status of their friendship ever since the Scarlett era. Especially since she had some sort of role in the dynamics of it all, since it's been theorized Hunter wanted to manage Scarlett or some shit. (Jesus, I'm just now thinking about Ralph being so giddy from proudly offering Scarlett to his daddeh.) However, this option is so cloudy for a few reasons:

- When was the last time Ralph even talked about Hunter?

- Did Ralph fuck up Hunter's plans with Scarlett?

- Would Hunter even let Ralph move in with him? (Personally, I envision Hunter immediately bullying Ralph while Ralph just takes it since he's so timid and out of options.)

- Could Ralph even get residence in Colombia? (I assume so, but no idea.)

- Could Ralph even afford to live in Colombia? (Again, I assume so, but no idea. Especially if Hunter doesn't allow Ralph to live with him.)


All in all, October (or whenever his residence expires) will be interesting times in da Ralphaverse because it'll be one of the rare instance where he's forced to face the consequences of his own poor decisions. (or lack thereof.) Obviously Option 1 would be the most immediately boring option, but the long-term ramifications are also arguably the most intriguing. Ofc, all of them will have hilarious ramifications, but that's the one that could easily fuck him the most. It could fuck him in ways that would only make sense in the context that is Ethan Oliver Ralph.
 
HackerX said:
Wdym? Just last year Ralph was bragging about meeting some hot bish on an airplane who offered him a place in Tijuana. A place that he could totally afford, but he wanted to test the online waters by searching for a roommate. Even though he could easily swing for the place on his own if yewww wanna know da troof about it.
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He means Ralph is so paranoid about being doxed that there's no way he gave Shartlett his address. If hell somehow freezes over and she actually does go to visit him in Mexico, Ralph will put a bag over her head on the bus ride from the airport to his hovel.
 
HackerX said:
Now he's kinda fucked with the Mexican residence expiration saga
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Again, he will automatically get perm residency, the only requirement being having lived in mexico for the past 4 years. He won’t have to re-prove anything financially. He will be able to continue barely scraping by with his $450/month rent as long as he wants to.
 
Wujime said:
How much does Scarlett cost as an escort there is no price on her website.
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IIRC, it was around $1300 from some website that was discovered when she was first introduced to da Ralphaverse. No idea if that was per hour, per night, or what, though I'm sure there's plenty of wiggle room to negotiate. Especially if there's crack involved, or if she's having a manic episode.
 
HackerX said:
IIRC, it was around $1300 from some website that was discovered when she was first introduced to da Ralphaverse. No idea if that was per hour, per night, or what, though I'm sure there's plenty of wiggle room to negotiate. Especially if there's crack involved.
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Is it worth it?
(To felt Ralph)
 
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