🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Tom Myers]

Ralph would not be a good boy. He'd be threatening them and telling them to suck his dick even while getting his gunt pumped.

He would be getting that Memphis 10 sucked by a half-way retarded crackhead.

 

[PhoBingas]

america hospitals will tell a ISP? how will they know the ISP?
thats crazy. did not know that

Not sure about the US, I know they do in Canada from time to time, especially if you or whoever is in the hospital has to buy or rent phone service through their ISP or phone company.

 

[Tom Myers]

Not sure about the US, I know they do in Canada from time to time, especially if you or whoever is in the hospital has to buy or rent phone service through their ISP or phone company.

You're totally wrong. Whenever a relative dies you have to show proof of death to have service turned off. Like a death certificate or an obituary. If the credit/checking accounts stay open and auto-pay is on, service stays on indefinitely.

 

[instythot]

Zero internet access? Ok, I'm going assume Andy just isn't being a compete retard (I love rainbows) and that is true. That's... interesting.

Maybe he OD'd on pills and booze, Pantus called 911 and it was taken as a suicide attempt so he's in a mental hold for a while.

This is probably Andy phoenixing up "I think it's gonna take like 2 or 3 weeks to deal with the funeral, her stuff, the house, the will and figure out what to do with Evan. I gotta be up and out at like 8 fuckin am, so I ain't gonna be 'round much. You seen how short and fat I am. Packin like 2 boxes is gonna knock me on ma ass"

 

[PhoBingas]

You're totally wrong. Whenever a relative dies you have to show proof of death to have service turned off. Like a death certificate or an obituary. If the credit/checking accounts stay open and auto-pay is on, service stays on indefinitely.

Could be different in the US but when I was working for a cell provider's collections department hospital staff would occasionally call in to close accounts of deceased people after they emailed or e-faxed the death certificate. I'd guess its similar in the US but I could be and probably am wrong.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Some rehabs allow patients to keep their phones if they're being good boys.

Who wants to bet that in Sandras will she squirreled away enough money from being an accountant / bookkeeper to put Ethan in Rehab and to pay for Evans medical costs.

 

[Malaika]

Who wants to bet that in Sandras will she squirreled away enough money from being an accountant / bookkeeper to put Ethan in Rehab and to pay for Evans medical costs.

I think she had enough squirreled away but I'm also 99% sure the gunt has already used up almost all of it.

 

[instythot]

Could be different in the US but when I was working for a cell provider's collections department hospital staff would occasionally call in to close accounts of deceased people after they emailed or e-faxed the death certificate. I'd guess its similar in the US but I could be and probably am wrong.

That sounds pretty much the same, just getting the proof of death from an unexpected person

 

[Not Even Twice]

Wtf? Even in the middle of nowhere, wyoming there is still satellite Internet access. Basically the entire continental US has Internet. Rehab doesn't, but I can't imagine that Ralph would ever check himself into rehab voluntarily. It can't be an involuntary hold because those only last 48 hours.

Is it possible that any inheritance is tied to an obligatory treatment course?
Like his mom set a condition that she leaves him everything if he can stay sober for x amount of time, or does that only happen in cheesy 80s comedies?

 

[Sam Losco]

Not sure about the US, I know they do in Canada from time to time, especially if you or whoever is in the hospital has to buy or rent phone service through their ISP or phone company.

I've never heard of that and would assume it would only happen if therr is no next of kin.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Is it possible that any inheritance is tied to an obligatory treatment course?
Like his mom set a condition that she leaves him everything if he can stay sober for x amount of time, or does that only happen in cheesy 80s comedies?

I was wondering the same, the gunt's gravitational field distorts reality so much this is entirely possible

 

[Hüftpriester]

Is it possible that any inheritance is tied to an obligatory treatment course?
Like his mom set a condition that she leaves him everything if he can stay sober for x amount of time, or does that only happen in cheesy 80s comedies?

It would be like Billy Madison but instead of having to complete K-12, he'd have to stay sober for long enough to gain the self-awareness that would probably lead to his suicide. Especially when his prize is Pantsu rather than Veronica Vaughn.

 

[instythot]

Is it possible that any inheritance is tied to an obligatory treatment course?
Like his mom set a condition that she leaves him everything if he can stay sober for x amount of time, or does that only happen in cheesy 80s comedies?

Probably only in cheesy comedies. Lawyers don't work for free and the will is usually a one and done transaction, not a retainer for future billed services. Plus, the lawyer's gonna charge a different hourly rate maybe 10 years from now, or even be a different lawyer with a different rate. Something like that for a person of modest means is sounds like a great way to just give the inheritance straight to a lawyer instead of your kids

Edit: also, if we haven't heard fatty bitching about how his mom in the other wing of the house wants him to stop his drinkin and pillin, she didn't really care enough to fix it during her life. why would anybody expect her to pull an after death rehab surprise?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Honestly the only wake up call that would cause Ralph to actually go to rehab is if he ODed on something and woke up in a hospital. Possibly attempted gunticide? I don't know. I can't imagine Ralph just sat down and decided that it was time to go fuck off somewhere when he has a baby and a funeral to deal with.

That being said, I think the most likely explanation at this juncture is that Andy Warski is a fucking dimwit and can't get his facts straight.

 

[hawkisnight]

Shame about no pill stream but taking a break from internet is probably the smartest thing gunty did in years.

 

[instythot]

Seeing how Ethan claims he's offline for like 2 or 3 weeks, do we have a list of known or suspected alts that might be seeing some increased activity?

I notice no condolence or condolence retweet from Zidan who is totally on good terms with the Kill Report and might call in any day

 

[Vetti]

I notice no condolence or condolence retweet from Zidan who is totally on good terms with the Kill Report and might call in any day

Zidan did send his condolences. Roman Gunt Guard posted it a few days ago.

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[HONKHONKTIME69]

For posterity for people to understand what is going on with the Killstream. I am going to repost this and add things about what we might expect these couple of months.

Andy Warski dropped an Ethan update:
Ethan is not coming back for two to three weeks, he has ZERO access to the Internet.

You can see it really hit the guntverse, Twisted Minds viewership can't break 120 viewers. As low as 78 viewers, the kill report audience is not taking it very well.
Edit: The day of reckoning is here for Ethan's orbiters, this is getting bad. Half the viewership of an all time low. The cult of personality for Ralph is half the audience, it might be just Andy's numbers. But he is suppose to be the second highest in viewership from the Killstream crew. Rand may be getting more viewers than Andy, the day has arrived.

Did...did ethan just abort the retort?

 

[instythot]

Did...did ethan just abort the retort?

Young Xander should be at the top of his list. If that kid is unaborted, the Kill report is safe

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I really want a Pillstream out of all of this more than any other sperg, and I'm not giving up hope on that as it would easily top his sex tape, but really you guys with the conspiracy theories about him being in rehab or his internet cut off without proof are retarded.

I am interested in the ripple-effect this will cause:

1) Short-term and long-term viewership

2) Vickers cucking and extending an olive branch to Ralph with the excuse of "being the bigger man"
a) Ralph potentially accepting said olive branch.

3) His various orbiter's shows viewership
a) If they can weather the storm, will their allegiance to Ralph be questioned? Specifically Rand/Dingo.

4) Pantsu's loyalty to Ralph considering he's not getting any younger, she's not getting younger, and this hiatus probably isn't helpful in the short-term.