Mundane Ralph
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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Also, to that end, you would think the Gunt would be asking Warski how he's maintaining a higher audience number or where he's getting his bots from to reach those numbers. Not that it matters since bots can't donate. Or can they?
lol just wanted to add that ralph only got past 6k was because kyler donated a ghini or two along with bibble meaning warski is taking pity on the gunt lest it starve and shrivel completely even quickerAlso, to that end, you would think the Gunt would be asking Warski how he's maintaining a higher audience number or where he's getting his bots from to reach those numbers. Not that it matters since bots can't donate. Or can they?
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lmao I just listened to that kermit and friends shit. Ralph just sitting there lying about how he used to only get 2000 but the metokur vs masterson got 10000. I dont recall it getting 10k even tho it was metokur, maybe i dont remember. But either way this faggot is acting like his mundane matt days were his less successful ones, versus his more recent shit. Faggot knows hes lying his brains out trying to impress this thot. Im loving this show, this thot knows what shes doing egging the shit on and ralphs fucking little pussy hurts when people call in.
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im sure she was impressed when he was alawgged on stream and he cried just like in high school
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What amazed me most about that dialogue was that Ralph did not mention the Healstream and being yeeted off of YouTube. You would think that would have been his biggest "drama moment" of all things. Nope, it had to be him talking about Jarbo of all things because the fat faggot has a hateboner for another fat faggot. The man is a parasite.
EDIT: And I mean the WSJ article as well.
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There’s a good chance she already knows he’s full of shit, and she’s tolerating it for networking purposes. TBH, she’s probably not even listening to him. Imagine hearing this tub of lard brag about something with “Mundane Matt” or whatever. She’s probably thinking “nobody knows who any of these people are. God I hope it’s over soon.”
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I agree; she would be great as a co-host for null. I have a soft spot for these types. Before arthoes most NYC chicks were like this. And just like Cat Martel or other early Women bloggers she hasnt moved past being a cool girl essentially.
Shes the type of woman that Dick would constantly get rejected and mocked by during the myspace days. Im honestly just impressed how few viewers she has. I assumed her first channel got deleted or something but i guess she really doesnt have that many people that know her. Also i noticed she was only on stern in 2011 right after Artie left the show. I guess they were scrambling for content that badly
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To be fair, nobody knows who the hell BroCore or DJ Smooth or DJ Disciple or Truly And Hairy (wtfever it was) or Quigley is. Their little autistic circle of the internet is no different from any of the faggots you could name on the Kumite. It's still a very gay cross-over regardless.
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Probably not a good sign if the people trying to troll Ralph have room temperature IQs...
Ralphamale
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Must be. Since the day Jimbo destroyed Gators hopes and dreams by telling him to knock it off with that damn soundboard the gunt has been losing viewers and money hand over fist. Gator, I'm speaking directly to you. Use the broom for good and sweep the dust off that soundboard and play every clip like you've never played them before! Save Gunt so he can be around for Xander's first day of kindergarten, do it before it's too late for your mensch!
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Ralph was calling out some bald "millionaire" for ebegging and didn't want to name him. Who is he talking about?
Clearly Andy and Kyler are botting more than Ralph given Andy's patron count!
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I listen to warski in the background on Fridays when I can afford staying up later than usual, or nights where I'm stuck on my company phone. I think Warski's success can be accounted to a few things
1)He's clean - He cut out drugs completely (minus alcohol, and even then it's rare), which causes a more entertaining stream. Same goes for his co-host
2)Audience Engagement - You know what the best way to get people to pay you is? To talk with them. Warski and Kyler are constantly talking with their chat. Meanwhile Gunt does everything in his power to cut out the chat. When he has technical issue, he doesn't read chat so they last a while. Him and his guntguard are constantly banning people and once banned, these people can no longer pay you. That and that fact that when a viewer can't engage with the show, they're less likely to keep watching.
3)Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Racism - The Free Speech platform that is dlive doesn't allow racism and this is well known. Warski will play off of this and tease that he's going to say it, but won't, which is kinda childishly entertaining. Meanwhile, Gunt bans and kicks people for even hinting at it, thinking that cleaning up the show with suddenly make the WSJ redeem him and he'll be allowed back on youtube.
4)Embracing the laughs at his expense - Warski will sit there and joke around the AIM AIM AIM or burning his nipple with the lighter shit. In fact, they're stickers in his chat. When everyone laughs, the viewer keeps engaged. Meanwhile, you'll get permabanned easily for saying Gunt in Ralph's chat, and anything at Ralph's expense will cause him to seethe with viewers meeting the same fate. While his Gunt may be a fat, impenetrable blog, the outside of the parasitic attachment is very thin-skinned.
5)Investigative bloodsports - What do you get when you watch The Gunt Retort? Well, Tucker clips, Trump clips, and titty streamers cooking. I can go to Fox News's youtube page to see 2 of those 3 things without a fat alcoholic stumbling through them. Warski's format is more investigative where he digs shit up and dissects it for the viewers. Some of his top streams were them finding Mundane Matt videos no one or barely anyone knew about it and watching and laughing with the audience. He's also done stuff like this with That Nickelodeon foot guy and Epstein. I think he's found a niche that was wanted and didn't exist.
6)His co-host - Kyler seems like a normal guy. I've heard him give some actually good real world advice on his show to people. What kind of advice is Gunt going to give you? How to make a chicken salad sandwich? Not to guilt a pregnant teenager into having a threesome she doesn't want? Nah, he wouldn't give that. Not to mention, Gaydur doesn't offer any advice. The most you'll get from him is a political take that everyone already thinks but people are so entranced in their bread and circus that they won't do anything about it.
Only real problem I've seen from the show is how slow it can be since they both have a habit of watching 10 secs of a video and spending 1-2 mins discussing those 10 secs, which extends a 10 min video over 3 hours. Also Kyler over does it on the soundboard. I don't think a single bloodsports show has ever gotten the soundboard down right.
1)He's clean - He cut out drugs completely (minus alcohol, and even then it's rare), which causes a more entertaining stream. Same goes for his co-host
2)Audience Engagement - You know what the best way to get people to pay you is? To talk with them. Warski and Kyler are constantly talking with their chat. Meanwhile Gunt does everything in his power to cut out the chat. When he has technical issue, he doesn't read chat so they last a while. Him and his guntguard are constantly banning people and once banned, these people can no longer pay you. That and that fact that when a viewer can't engage with the show, they're less likely to keep watching.
3)Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Racism - The Free Speech platform that is dlive doesn't allow racism and this is well known. Warski will play off of this and tease that he's going to say it, but won't, which is kinda childishly entertaining. Meanwhile, Gunt bans and kicks people for even hinting at it, thinking that cleaning up the show with suddenly make the WSJ redeem him and he'll be allowed back on youtube.
4)Embracing the laughs at his expense - Warski will sit there and joke around the AIM AIM AIM or burning his nipple with the lighter shit. In fact, they're stickers in his chat. When everyone laughs, the viewer keeps engaged. Meanwhile, you'll get permabanned easily for saying Gunt in Ralph's chat, and anything at Ralph's expense will cause him to seethe with viewers meeting the same fate. While his Gunt may be a fat, impenetrable blog, the outside of the parasitic attachment is very thin-skinned.
5)Investigative bloodsports - What do you get when you watch The Gunt Retort? Well, Tucker clips, Trump clips, and titty streamers cooking. I can go to Fox News's youtube page to see 2 of those 3 things without a fat alcoholic stumbling through them. Warski's format is more investigative where he digs shit up and dissects it for the viewers. Some of his top streams were them finding Mundane Matt videos no one or barely anyone knew about it and watching and laughing with the audience. He's also done stuff like this with That Nickelodeon foot guy and Epstein. I think he's found a niche that was wanted and didn't exist.
6)His co-host - Kyler seems like a normal guy. I've heard him give some actually good real world advice on his show to people. What kind of advice is Gunt going to give you? How to make a chicken salad sandwich? Not to guilt a pregnant teenager into having a threesome she doesn't want? Nah, he wouldn't give that. Not to mention, Gaydur doesn't offer any advice. The most you'll get from him is a political take that everyone already thinks but people are so entranced in their bread and circus that they won't do anything about it.
Only real problem I've seen from the show is how slow it can be since they both have a habit of watching 10 secs of a video and spending 1-2 mins discussing those 10 secs, which extends a 10 min video over 3 hours. Also Kyler over does it on the soundboard. I don't think a single bloodsports show has ever gotten the soundboard down right.
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8 to 10K actually was the view count displayed at that stream's peak, but that was on Dlive so the actual view count not including bots would probably be less than half that.
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FYI the Chinese in that guy's name says Nigger (黑鬼) jcaesar187 fatty (胖子).
If you're reading this, change the last one to pig please.
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"We on location baby" Except you're not baby. Can't leave Virginia baby.
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So did he just drive as far as his parole will let him go and is pretending for his paypigs that he's there?
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