🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Stasi]

th- that cant actually be him right? this is a convincing photoshop right?

Ralph has become so outrageously fat and gross that I honestly can't tell if someone posted a shoop half the time.

Someone posted a pic of his bulging neck fat yesterday and I could not believe it was real it was so fucked up.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph has become so outrageously fat and gross that I honestly can't tell if someone posted a shoop half the time.

Someone posted a pic of his bulging neck fat yesterday and I could not believe it was real it was so fucked up.

oh the fucking hotdog pack on the back of his neck? yeah his body is freakish and malformed. his fucking forehand overhangs an inch or two outside the rest of his face. its the physique of a true RELPHA male roving constantly on trips ignoring his pregnant and working gf to hover over and devour the sustenance of any location unlucky enough to be in his orbit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph has become so outrageously fat and gross that I honestly can't tell if someone posted a shoop half the time.

Someone posted a pic of his bulging neck fat yesterday and I could not believe it was real it was so fucked up.

If he really wanted to pwn the “Karens” of Broke Dick Farms, he’d lose 150 pounds (without being in prison). I’m not a betting man, but I’d bet the house that this will never happen.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

If he really wanted to pwn the “Karens” of Broke Dick Farms, he’d lose 150 pounds (without being in prison). I’m not a betting man, but I’d bet the house that this will never happen.

We already tried that, he lasted like 48 hours.

 

[Michael Janke]

you've heard of the soyless mat show, what if someone started the guntless killstream?
imagine if someone trademarked, the Guntless Killstream and incorporated it? then ended up making more money than him and getting more views. Basically pulling a Liquid Chris.

 

[Bepis]

you've heard of the soyless mat show, what if someone started the guntless killstream?
imagine if someone trademarked, the Guntless Killstream and incorporated it? then ended up making more money than him and getting more views. Basically pulling a Liquid Chris.

The host could even label themselves Oliver Ralph Ethan or some other arrangement of his names. Never trust a man with more than one first name.

 

[High Tea]

Why doesn't Ralph have Pat Dixon host the Killstream when he goes on holiday? He was set to replace him if Ralph had to go to jail. It would keep the seat warm.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bets to how long until the KS triumphant return? Will he keep that face cam on so we can see his beaten face in all its glory and see the teeth situation?

I figure the KS is on hiatus until mid-February, unless all his front teeth are gone then it will depend on how long the new dentures take.

He should really man up and try to do a KS from Lisbon and do the Gunt shuffle to Chumbawamba to totally own KF.

Why doesn't Ralph have Pat Dixon host the Killstream when he goes on holiday? He was set to replace him if Ralph had to go to jail. It would keep the seat warm.

Because Ralph is barely hanging on to any viewers as it is, so he’s terrified almost any one else could do better than him and attract more viewers (and then depart and take some of his few remaining watchers with them).

Ralph is watching the KS circle the drain. For a while now he’s committed to only have absolute retards on as “regulars” because almost anyone with a iota of talent that has been on Ralph’s show is now pulling in much better numbers than him.

I think Ralph is now surrounding himself with annoying retards because it’s the only types he can try to lord over or act superior too. Nobody cares about being on the KS now except desperate retards and a few ppl that never got the memo that nobody really watches Ralph for anything but lolcow value.

 

[Puck]

I'm getting chills thinking about the amount of screaming he's gonna do tommorow

 

[Pasta_Man]

Bets to how long until the KS triumphant return? Will he keep that face cam on so we can see his beaten face in all its glory and see the teeth situation?

I figure the KS is on hiatus until mid-February, unless all his front teeth are gone then it will depend on how long the new dentures take.

He should really man up and try to do a KS from Lisbon and do the Gunt shuffle to Chumbawamba to totally own KF.

Because Ralph is barely hanging on to any viewers as it is, so he’s terrified almost any one else could do better than him and attract more viewers (and then depart and take some of his few remaining watchers with them).

Ralph is watching the KS circle the drain. For a while now he’s committed to only have absolute retards on as “regulars” because almost anyone with a iota of talent that has been on Ralph’s show is now pulling in much better numbers than him.

I think Ralph is now surrounding himself with annoying retards because it’s the only types he can try to lord over or act superior too. Nobody cares about being on the KS now except desperate retards and a few ppl that never got the memo that nobody really watches Ralph for anything but lolcow value.

Lets gooooo! Sarg- Ralph will call the fake cancer patient out for not supporting the cause enough! Potential facedox? Maybe he'll claim he fucked that fat zipperhead whore Jade. After all, Gunt's Memphis mamba is known for snaring some fetching """ladies""".

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Lets gooooo! Sarg- Ralph will call the fake cancer patient out for not supporting the cause enough! Potential facedox? Maybe he'll claim he fucked that fat zipperhead whore Jade. After all, Gunt's Memphis mamba is known for snaring some fetching """ladies""".

Even better his sudden announcement of the KS grand return happened five minutes after Jim got done mocking his fat, no purse having, ass - which was like 2 am Lisbon time.

He’s absolutely unprepared to try and do a stream from Lisbon. He’s lashing out in blind rage and if he manages to get his broken face out of bed tomorrow to attempt to run a podcast it will be fantastic for us all.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He's actually going to talk? Jesus christ.

Learn to take an L.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He's actually going to talk? Jesus christ.

Learn to take an L.

He can't take an L, there is no room in his massive gunt for it

 

[NPC304348]

the gunt needs money. he's stranded in a strange land and is hanging his hat on pay piggies coughing up money to watch a black israelite debate. the absolute state of the killstream

 

[SpiderDijon]

nothing is more dangerous than a cornered animal
i cant wait for the next killstream

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did Ralph bother to mention when he would be kicking off this illustrious KS? His schedule is so schizophrenic. I guess it will be in the evening EST? It will be like 2 am in Lisbon so he will have all day to stew, rage, eat his remaining pain pills, drink, etc…

I don’t want to get my hopes up because he’s way to much of a retard to manage the logistics of a podcast from Europe that he only decided to do 8 hours ago AND he lost Gator’s helping hand. I’ll be shocked if he can even stream from his house in Richmond without Gator’s help.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I might be looking forward to the killstream but I know it’s going to get reduced to Ralph talking about how he’s going to fuck Jade like he did with the Quartering’s wide. And that’s just repulsive.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I might be looking forward to the killstream but I know it’s going to get reduced to Ralph talking about how he’s going to fuck Jade like he did with the Quartering’s wide. And that’s just repulsive.

Is Jade a horse or in high school? That's the only girls dumb enough to fuck ralph

 

[Buel19]

Does anyone remember a frequent caller to the show who was a woman with a New Jersey accent? She would always defend Ralph. Is she still around?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Does anyone remember a frequent caller to the show who was a woman with a New Jersey accent? She would always defend Ralph. Is she still around?

Wasn't that Bad_Tits?