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I too wish I could snort frumpy shit off my finger...... that’s a joke smoothbrain.
🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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That then sue you because you released a sex tape as a gotcha while they were institutionalized? If Ralph hadn't had to pay off his ex-wife from talking about him, I wonder if we'd be hearing more. Seems like every other pity fuck that gets tossed his way has the same story about him being a disgusting slob who is terrible at sex. Ralph is the cautionary tale that women tell each other about and what sort of manipulative shit to watch out for so others don't fall into the same trap.
Either you've got some insider information about Josh's life lately, as in the past 5 years, about his relationships or penis status... I wouldn't be popping off about fucking ugly broads. It's not hard to do. It's a biological instinct. It's why brothels are one of the first things civilizations build besides shelter and places to make alcohol.
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Please make vito the monster of the week and spark a rift with dax oh please.
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Wow. He's doing quite well wrangling Rand, or he's got the mute button bound to his middle mouse or something.
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It's gotta happen at some point. He ditched Ralph to hang out with Digi after all.
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Rands a little time bomb, I hope he manages to stay well behaved for a while and then just goes off about his favorite chosen people randomly. Probably when the Trovo mods are watching.
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I've got a new reaction image.
>Tfw the bear tranquilizer kicks in
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1/25/21 Killstream Recap:
- Killstream coming at you live from the former confederate capital!
- Ralph was itching to get back to the show after the weekend break. I'm sure he won't hate doing it tomorrow. Bojack Horseman on the shirt, chat.
- I guess he did a full bonus episode with Gator about Vito over the weekend.
- Ralph scolds Rand for calling Vito a Jew before Rand even gets a word in.
- Ralph was so desperate to keep Vito as a guest he DM'd him after the show and begged him not to take Rand's words the wrong way and quit appearing. Then Ralph realized Vito could be his monster of week and went full steam in the opposite direction.
- Rand is allowed to refute the J's lies.
- Ralph claims that he enjoys life on the weekends. Then he brags about his shit metrics and claims Vito is jealous of him.
- Gator repeats exactly what Ralph said back to him.
- Ralph thinks chat sided with Rand over Vito because Vito just isn't on the show enough to have fans. It's definitely not because everybody calls Vito a Jew.
- Ralph is afraid to go through MrGirl's content for any reason. "Kosher links only, Rand."
- Ralph says he's "not a fan of the pretending to be a pedophile troll".
- Bibble is on.
- rip StoryFire. At least we still have Ralph's vlogs.
- The panel talks about Harriet Tubman money. They watch a clip about it that only has audio in the left channel like a Godwinson video.
- Dominion suing Giuliani. Gator thinks Nick Rekieta had the best take on the situation and just repeats that. Gator is just a vessel for eCeleb hot takes.
- Ralph brings up Zidan without the promise that he'll be back someday. A first.
- Twitter has a new stupid program called Birdwatch that is basically the YouTube Heroes concept all over again.
- Gator jokes about Ralph flagging Jarbo's tweets falsely as a Birdwatcher. Probably hit a bit too close to home with that one.
- Ralph and the boys head west to cover some crazy stories from California.
- Warski is on. He offers a quick "fuck Vito" and thinks that the Ralph vs Vito arc needs to be done.
- Breaking: New York Times fires editor; public still uninterested in headline.
- Giuliani names the groypers as being rowdy and gay during the capitol storming and at large.
- Styx is Hitler. Ralph is afraid to play a clip of him speculating on whether or not Auschwitz was a death camp. Claims he doesn't cosign everything Styx says.
- Warski looks back on streaming with Baked and Asian Andy.
- My Pillow guy was banned from Twitter.
- "Peypey thank you for the for the subscription. One half of the Killstream pawg patrol."
- Ralph wants to fuck his paypig, Jen.
- Ralph, Gator and Pantsu will watch Neon Genesis Evangelion on their next bonus show.
- They watch old footage of Ron Paul on the Morton Downey Jr. Show.
- The next story is about some kid tipping the FBI off to his Matt Vickers looking dad being at the capitol protest. Gator makes fun of the son's long hair and jokes that he looks like a Discord mod.
- Warski plugs his show and leaves. Tonight's Twisted Mind will be about Jim Sterling trooning out and Quinton. I wonder where he got his prep.
- More small stories
- GameStop meme continues.
- Kathy Griffin mentions Gamergate in a tweet. Ralph seized the opportunity to dunk on Sargon. Gator busts out some more two year old show memes.
- They talk about an associate of Chris Hansen named Anon Gene doxing and ayylawging youtubers critical of Hansen and their families. Apparently Hansen cosigns the behavior.
- Ralph jokes about fucking Syrian Girl.
- Rand quit his job to become a full time streamer. He leaves shortly after this announcement.
- Gator plugs his stuff and leaves.
- Show ends.
Faith ade mayne nora early into his sham marriage and possibly pantsu, that's a paltry sum especially when you consider the time between, the low amount they've had sex (once with adequate before drugging him to avoid him) and the other sex partner us now trying to jail him and tried to cuckold him and the wife left him and pantsu is already berating his fat drunken ass and possibly left
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No way that May goes quietly into that good night. Each new side piece Reethan finds always gets a more dramatic exit than the previous. How will May top a gunt sex tape and revenge pornography?
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Rand has the brain damage, but I'd love to know his thought process behind how he's supposed to pull that off. I mean, I guess it's true that streaming platforms LOVE hosting far right antisemitism and advertisers LOVE sponsoring content like the Ducktales theme with the lyrics replaced by the nigger word.
It will involve enough rope to hobble a boar, a wrist thick dildo, and a webcam pointed at where it is lodged.
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Just a possibility since its shown they're on the rocks, so at least seriously contemplating it since Ethan provides nothing a man would like rent or a real penis or actual selfless affection, couldnt even keep their child lesbian sex slave in line
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I cannot agree with anything more on this site than this statement. Rand must have some sort of brain damage. That guy can't control himself at all.
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He does have brain damage. An ammo crate got dropped on his head by a female soldier when he was in the army and it's the only thing he blames for his troubles in life (almost) as much as the Jews.
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It's literally factual. He had an ammo crate dropped on his head, so he gets that sweet sweet disability pay.
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Can confirm, sometimes when I drop ammo boxes on enemies in BF4 I kill them.
In all seriousness though it really depends on what was dropped on his head. If it was a box like what we use with the M240 then yeah, that could give you a TBI. If it was a pallet I don't know how that motherfucker isn't dead. A simple magazine of 30 rounds wouldn't do the damage necessary to cause longterm brain damage/TBI unless you were stupidly unlucky and your genes were weak.
So I guess the magazine could have done it for him...
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Going live on bitwave and youtube after I get a drink poured. I expect tonight's show to be mind-meltingly boring.