🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I find humor in the fact that gunt preaches and caters to this retard notion of women are trash. All while he literally lives off May. Without her credit cards or her paying her part of the bills and rent he would have to live in an even shittier place since mommy died and can't support him. Like every other part of ralph and his life, hypocrite.
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Don't forget that he leeched of his mother while treating her like shit for the first 35 years of his life. He'd be leeching off the government if he wasn't leeching off of Meigh, so this is a net benefit for society as a whole.
 
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Aside from the idiocy of doxing his own card, there's something happening with Ralph and DC.
Ralph does not shave his beard off willingly, he knows he looks like a mix between an egg and pizza dough and people laugh at how long it takes him to grow it back/how patchy it looks. The only times he's done it in the past are when he goes to court.
He did a few weeks ago and I wondered why the fuck he'd done it, and here it is again, clean shaven on a day when he has to go to DC in the morning.

With Ralph the only option I can think of is that he is in some type of trouble that involves DC somehow, but what that could be, I have no idea.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Aside from the idiocy of doxing his own card, there's something happening with Ralph and DC.
Ralph does not shave his beard off willingly, he knows he looks like a mix between an egg and pizza dough and people laugh at how long it takes him to grow it back/how patchy it looks. The only times he's done it in the past are when he goes to court.
He did a few weeks ago and I wondered why the fuck he'd done it, and here it is again, clean shaven on a day when he has to go to DC in the morning.

With Ralph the only option I can think of is that he is in some type of trouble that involves DC somehow, but what that could be, I have no idea.
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He's probably just trying to bang Corinne.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Aside from the idiocy of doxing his own card, there's something happening with Ralph and DC.
Ralph does not shave his beard off willingly, he knows he looks like a mix between an egg and pizza dough and people laugh at how long it takes him to grow it back/how patchy it looks. The only times he's done it in the past are when he goes to court.
He did a few weeks ago and I wondered why the fuck he'd done it, and here it is again, clean shaven on a day when he has to go to DC in the morning.

With Ralph the only option I can think of is that he is in some type of trouble that involves DC somehow, but what that could be, I have no idea.
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I think you’re right. He went to the baseball game by himself (shaved then too) and also randomly posted that pic of his lox and salmon spread when he went to DC for no reason on a random morning.

If he’s really driving 2 hours multiple times a month just for weed, then he’s stupider than I thought and I thought he was pretty fucking stupid.
 
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Tom Myers said:
MEIGH TOOK MY CARD OUT AND DIDN'T PUT IT BACK!
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Why didn't it mute?
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I NEED TO CANCEL MY CARD! Lots of seethe and hollerin' here.
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COULDN'T CANCEL THE CARD!
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Absolutely textbook. First he makes a mistake. Predictable, he livestreams a lot, mistakes happen. Then he realizes what he's done and he tries to deny it like a kid. You can hear him desperately looking for some way he can lie and say it wasn't his fault. Like a kid caught after they knocked over a vase, "it was the cat! I swear!"

Then he realizes there's no way out of this one. He can't lie to his audience because there's no lie good enough where they won't point out it's his fault (even if they aren't being intentionally antagonistic). He's cornered, he can't lie to them and so he can't lie to himself either. But the Ralphmale is infallible, he never makes a mistake. That's when the piggy comes out. "I NEED TO CANCEL MY CARD. THIS STUPID FUCKING INTERNET THOSE DAMN KIWIFARMS THIS BITCH DIDNT CANCEL MY CARD OINK OINK SUUEYYYYYYY"
 
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Monkey Type-I.N.G said:
For the curious, the place Ralph is currently at is called Shelly's back room
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Ralph looks awful, so fucking miserable looking.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I think you’re right. He went to the baseball game by himself (shaved then too) and also randomly posted that pic of his lox and salmon spread when he went to DC for no reason on a random morning.

If he’s really driving 2 hours multiple times a month just for weed, then he’s stupider than I thought and I thought he was pretty fucking stupid.
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especially at these prices. the legal weed in DC is dogshit anyways. might as well go full tilt and head up to baltimore to lexington market and score the hard stuff. he's spending about $40 just in gas, not including parking to head to DC for this. add in parking and he's up to about $80, not including food. Ethan's knocking $200 on DC trips once you add the food and drink. how the fuck is he able to afford this? also if he can afford this why is his credit dogshit?
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
Ralph looks awful, so fucking miserable looking.

especially at these prices. the legal weed in DC is dogshit anyways. might as well go full tilt and head up to baltimore to lexington market and score the hard stuff. he's spending about $40 just in gas, not including parking to head to DC for this. add in parking and he's up to about $80, not including food. Ethan's knocking $200 on DC trips once you add the food and drink. how the fuck is he able to afford this? also if he can afford this why is his credit dogshit?
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He can't afford it. That's why his credit is dogshit, he has a predatory subprime loan on a Nissan, and he leeches off of Meigh (edit - also why he has to rent in one of the shittiest areas in his state instead of actually owning decent property). Any gains he makes through streaming or gambling are eaten up by gambling and his other vices...oh wait, I mean "hobbies".
 
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tfw you realize there's a bathroom on the second floor you haven't checked for poop yet.
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Edit: damn, nigga is wasted lol
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Holy shit how fucking stupid can you get, cancel your fucking card online you dumbass. What would covering your snout do when the fucking mic is on? I cannot comprehend how dumb this pig is. Reading the last couple of pages made me feel dumb.

Why is he in pink? Pink only looks good on metrosexuals or extremely fit and masculine men. He looks like a crossbreed between Peppa Pig and the Duke in Resident Evil.
 
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Ralph is fucking gone after several drinks, a 22 oz steak, big ass cigar. All while having walked less than 500 ft from where he parked his truck. Here is how far gone he is at 6:30 pm local time trying to figure out if he can still go to the baseball game or go party somewhere else. Ralph is winning since both the steakhouse and the cigar lounge tabs were both not paid by Ralph. But the night is still young.

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So Ralph decided to go for just one more drink.
 
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