🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Insanely Retarded]

What a monumentally stupid thing to say. Some alog is going to work out some way of getting an innocent delivery driver splattered to embarrass and possibly incarcerate Ralph.

Exactly, now he's just given any alogs who want to fuck with him a strategy to make him even more paranoid by dressing up as delivery people, mailmen, phone/gas/electrical workers so that he can never be sure again if the person at the door is actually there to deliver a package or to leave a bunch of corn on the doorstep.

Just to be safe, you should throw paint at everyone who comes to your house Ralph, they might secretly be alogs!

 

[A Sunset]

Exactly, now he's just given any alogs who want to fuck with him a strategy to make him even more paranoid by dressing up as delivery people, mailmen, phone/gas/electrical workers so that he can never be sure again if the person at the door is actually there to deliver a package or to leave a bunch of corn on the doorstep.

Just to be safe, you should throw paint at everyone who comes to your house Ralph, they might secretly be alogs!

Let’s be honest here. At this point, Ralph has no idea who is and isn’t an A-Log. A delivery guy might be an A-Log in disguise trying to leave corn or diapers. A maintenance man might be part of a gay op by the Sweetie Squad to gain entry. A cop might be Cog or Dan in disguise. Ralph really can’t relax his vigilance and better have that paint can ready 24/7. Even sleeping for more than an hour a day is probably a bad idea Because Ralph needs to stand guard.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Let’s be honest here. At this point, Ralph has no idea who is and isn’t an A-Log. A delivery guy might be an A-Log in disguise trying to leave corn or diapers. A maintenance man might be part of a gay op by the Sweetie Squad to gain entry. A cop might be Cog or Dan in disguise. Ralph really can’t relax his vigilance and better have that paint can ready 24/7. Even sleeping for more than an hour a day is probably a bad idea Because Ralph needs to stand guard.

Luckily for him, everyone could also be a big fan of the Killstream. Honestly 50/50.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Luckily for him, everyone could also be a big fan of the Killstream. Honestly 50/50.

Every man has two wolves inside him...

 

[Trench]

Exactly, now he's just given any alogs who want to fuck with him a strategy to make him even more paranoid by dressing up as delivery people, mailmen, phone/gas/electrical workers so that he can never be sure again if the person at the door is actually there to deliver a package or to leave a bunch of corn on the doorstep.

Just to be safe, you should throw paint at everyone who comes to your house Ralph, they might secretly be alogs!

I don’t even understand the logistics of this threat. Does he have a can of paint sitting by the door in which he’s going to grab a screwdriver and edge open after several minutes? Is it a 5 gallon bucket he can’t lift? I hope one day we find out his galaxy brain plan with this.

 

[Jump]

On TS just now, Ralph stated that he keeps a bucket of paint by his door ready to throw at any aylawgs that come his way. He's really turning into the American Drachenlord.

How does he not understand how the internet works?
Now people are just going to be using doordash/grubhub, etc to get ralph arrested for assaulting some random delivery driver.

 

[OlgaOfKiev]

I don’t even understand the logistics of this threat. Does he have a can of paint sitting by the door in which he’s going to grab a screwdriver and edge open after several minutes? Is it a 5 gallon bucket he can’t lift? I hope one day we find out his galaxy brain plan with this.

I doubt it is even his paint and most likely something that his landlord has stored on the property.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Rage hog can't throw a punch but he expects us to believe he can huck a can of paint? Maybe a pint can.

 

[Barbarus]

Sounds like a good plan, cover some random in paint, cover your paving in paint, cover your decking in paint. Well thought out plan.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph just spray paint every tree in the yard and the front door purple, that counts as legal fair warning to trespassers. Then you have the right to throw a bucket of paint on randos on the stoop.
It also warns the many, many RSOs on the block that they cannot linger around your ReRoll Spite fiancée and baby whenever you abandon them, which is very obvious to them because your stupid red truck isn’t parked in front of the house.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Ralph has just declared that the MAJORITY of posters in the Gunt board are actually women. This is his new tactic of getting the Cozy Incels like him more, Ralph is actually being cyberbullied by a bunch of evil femoids.

The big bad Ralphamale gets bullied by a bunch of girls lol

 

[Burd Turglar]

The big bad Ralphamale gets bullied by a bunch of girls lol

It's only fair seeing as how he's as tall as 75% of the women I've fucked.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

EDIT:
Successfully bullied into making 20% more of an effort

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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It’s uncanny, looks like a photograph! Mr. Medicare ought to print this up life-size and tape it to his front door. Better yet, stick it out in his front yard to inform his neighbors of what Ethan looks like in advance, on the off chance Ethan finds his balls somewhere under his Gunt and actually goes to Jim’s house instead of just talking about it!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Oh it's a magic invisible hatbrim? Fucking RETARD!

 

[Keranu]

Ralph is doing a service here. Without him eating shit and buying worthless crap, they would just be thrown away

Now now, there are plenty of middle aged Karens and black males to keep the overpriced gaudy goods economy moving.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Now now, there are plenty of middle aged Karens and black males to keep the overpriced gaudy goods economy moving.

Well they probably buy the authentic overpriced purses. Ralph is out here supporting the fake purse industry

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Oh it's a magic invisible hatbrim? Fucking RETARD!

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Ralph has just declared that the MAJORITY of posters in the Gunt board are actually women. This is his new tactic of getting the Cozy Incels like him more, Ralph is actually being cyberbullied by a bunch of evil femoids.

Isn't it worse that a bunch of women are bullying him (and winning) than if it were a bunch of men? How is this better LOL

 

[Obscura539]

I can’t wait until tomorrow and Ralph is proving to us that he doesn’t have depression or substance abuse problems.

“Here’s the thing those kiwi fags don’t understand…I have an amazing life to be honest. In fact, they wish they were me. I love my life. I get fine bitches. I get skinny bitches. I’ve worked hard for everything despite all the fucking haters trying to ruin my life. Medicare is the biggest hater. He says I have a drinking problem? That’s right. I do. I blast my brain with drugs because I gotta give you fuckers a chance. Ohhhhh yeah. I used to want to die and burn out with cheap whores and drugs, but now I’m going to spite live. ohHHhOoo do you understand. I have nothing to live for but to prove to you fuckers I can. I literally have no other reason for that to be quite real.

*cue superchat playing freebird*