This took longer than expected. Thos is Tuesdays show where Hassan got nuked. Fucking boring show on Tuesday, quit 2/3 of the way through since it's rapidly becoming more and more obsolete. The TLDR is Nick is gay, flagging people is gay, Hassan is gay, Ralph is gay, Religious talk is gay, especially from anyone listed above, and I'm especially gay for thinking this show may have been slightly better than before NRN.
My it's been a hot minute. I have done what everyone wants to do and have moved to the countryside, thus no high-speed, thus no video clips.
-Glad nothing has changed, starting the stream out with copyrighted music, one day that foot will fall and absolutely fuck the website as the companies will want their payment.
-Ah something has changed, black music isn't for just Wednesdays anymore, now this insufferable crap makes it into the intro song reel.
-Ralph is in a good mood I guess, didn't sing along to the metal rock, rap though? For a few lines he joins in.
-2 rap songs one rock song
-Ariba song plays, is he taking the piss? It's now like 25 minutes of music as a preroll
- 2330 he shows up, doing the fatty shuffle, much more softly than he did before, I wonder if he's worried about something if he gets too animated
-2420 when did fatty change to cigarettes? Ralph, they make you like so much more of a faggot than cigars. Is it weed? Still look like a retard trying to be cool with cigarettes, that's something people smoke during their lunch breaks
- Ralph starts the show low energy with a Bankman clip, stops it halfway through, gets angry about it
-Pantsu got a degree in public relations, congrats I guess? Good fucking luck getting into any serious company when Ralph is your partner.
- Ralph goes in on Alex Jones, didn't he fucking love him for years? Jones makes some jokes about Nick and suddenly it's scorched earth, Jones has always been a faggot, fuck him Sueeeyyyyyyy
-Ralphs doing his indignant "guh" sound as he watches the Crowder clip. Now Crowder is a coward for making fun of Nick according to the chat. Were they ever closely affiliated? Honest question
-Alex Stein called baked a pedo apparently? Now Ralph needs to have a talk with him. Ralphamania is collapsing around his ears as he speaks
-Hassan is live and is streaming the Kanye interview, Ralph is a faggot and contacts Gavin and tries to get it struck down live on air. While giggling and taking a massive ampunt of pleasure from it.
-This faggot plays half an hour of copyrighted music at the start of the show.
-Ralph is very salty that they will not immediately ban or strike the live stream playing the Kanye interview.
-Ralph is sitting there snorting and what the ing in anger about twitch letting this video be played. Still
-Ralph openly brags about reaching out to multiple contacts to try and shut down the stream. Is this what the killstream is now since the last time I watched it,?
-the fucking super chat cash sound is so fucking loud in comparison to both Ralph and the stream is watching that it's painful on the ears. Come on Ralph this is pretty fucking basic
-Ralph sits on stream complaining about his son watching a full video, and then says that he's been watching too much Hassan on his stream. I forgot how much of a hypocrite he is
-moving on to Alex Jones it seems
-Ralph talking about Lowe's being at ralphamania, I'm more interested in who's not allowed to go to ralpha Media now.
-did Ralph change the limits on getting into the after party? He mentioned that ringside seats get you into it, unless the 5-daybender is something completely different.
-the after party has a dress code to it apparently, high fashion is how Ralph describes it. So a pig in a tux
-you know what I think about when I think of a ralpha male? I think well-dressed
-another retarded ralpha term, he asks if his baby has ralpha lungs, I hope one day he puts a Ralph a bullet in his Ralph ahead because of this fucking branding
-Ralph is now talking about Alex Jones, I swear Ralph used to support Jones on almost everything he did. Now it's the exact opposite of course got to get a Nick suck in
-uh oh someone said something that Ralph didn't like, time to get a time out
-oh another person needs to be taught a lesson, Ralph says he needs to teach them, another time out.
-we got two back-to-back what in the worlds, at least that hasn't changed.
-Ralph is very very fake upset that Alex Jones was not thrilled about Kanye West going on to a show and spurting out about Nazis for 2 hours, and talking to other people about it in a not 100% flattering way.
-we are up to four indignant what in the world
-we all know that if any caller had called into Ralph show and said anything that Kanye said it would set Ralph off on a 30-minute squealing rage banning the person for life and lecturing chat that if they ever did it he would do the same to them while acting like he's an alpha male. What a little bitch
-it really is pathetic to see how hard Ralph has to praise two retarded men making themselves retards on Alex's show. I think he calls them geniuses at one point.
-it sounds so ridiculously forced Ralph having to defend every single action the retards take
-Alex calmly and thoroughly explains why he is not happy with Kanye West's appearance on his show, it should make sense to almost anyone that Alex is kind of been fucked lately and his image has been wrecked and having a black gay retard suck off Hitler for 2 hours on his show kind of puts him in a bad spot
-Ralph box Alex for changing his point of view on Nick since stop the steal on Jan 6th, Nick was a little less toxic than than he is now
-a super chat chimes in that Alex Jones is literally trying to get Nick or Kanye murdered, I'm pretty sure I've heard far left to say that type of shit before
-Ralph says that Alex should have some sort of loyalty to Nick? Jones is 1,000 times bigger than Nick will ever be, Jones never glomed on to Nick as Ralph said Nick glomed on to Jones and suckled on those nuts
-more faggy loyalty talk, I'm just going to make it clear I'm not a fan of Alex Jones I've always thought he's kind of a retard. Ralph though forces me to defend him
-it's wild how Nazis are back on the menu for Ralph show, all of these pro Nazi super chats would have been stopped before they were played and Ralph would have had a meltdown over them.
-I'm not going to lie I do enjoy watching the AF and cozy circle always constantly shrink as more and more people become persona non grata the second they step out of line
-oh it's cookie time! Two freshly baked chocolate chip cookies you know those diet ones that keep Ralph thin. How many of these is he going to pound the second the stream is off?
-3rd wat da. You know what's funny? The guy who coined that term is going to go to jail soon
-Ralph 6 silently and watches about 8 to 10 minutes of the Alex Jones interview with Crowder. At least Hassan was adding commentary
-I've got to say one of the gayest things that Ralph and the other AF people do is when they are asked about hating Jews and they always respond with something like oh I don't hate Jews who said anything about hating Jews, it's like a kid saying I'm not touching you while jabbing you in the face
-Hassan gets struck down, Ralph celebrates, laughs for 10 or 15 seconds maniacally, brags about how free speech of him that was sarcastically, these are the types of moments that remind me to never feel bad for Ralph when something horrible happens to him.
-to be clear I have no idea who the guy struck down is or what it shows are usually about, striking people down is for fagots. Ralph is a fagot
-Jesus Christ this fucking Alex Jones Crowder interview, I get it you guys love juice, you don't need to spend hours reiterating that. Call Kanye retard and be done with it.
-by the way Alex Jones never actually goes in hard on Kanye if you haven't watched it . It's all weak takes so I can leave the door open for them to go back on his show
-yes once again after Ralph said a couple things unrelated to the clip he is now silent again for minutes straight
-I don't know much about Crowder, because surprise like Alex Jones I find him to be insufferable too, but I never pegged t him as being gay, however according to Ralph and chat he's very obviously gay because of course
-even with all of the clips that Ralph doesn't commentate over, there is a staggering amount of dead air even at one two times speed
-Ralph is near climax hearing about the lost opportunities Hassan suffered.
-Pantsu deliveres the pig cheese. Diet cheese I'm sure
-Changes to a clip about a Jew lying about being part of the Holocaust or some shit
-the cheese was for the diet friendly tacos
-About half an hour of boring clips capped off with Ralph bragging about striking down Hassan again
-Ralph agrees with a super chat wanting Nick as the king of the US
-Super chat says Indonesia banning sex outside of marriage is based. Faggot do you know who you are watching. I think Ralph agreed with the chat
-been near 45 minutes, most notable thing was Ralph complaining about YouTube's search function
-4.5 hours in and it's still the Alex Jones stuff.
-Ralph is doing that thing where he plays gangster movie clips, and larps fattly in his chair as a gangster boss. Then goes back to sucking nicks dick
-Ralph plays the clip where Alex Jones says he's not calling Nick a homosexual and then smirks at least eight times, to catch Alex smirking. I just think it's funny hearing Alex indirectly called Nick a fag
-5 hours 10 minutes in, we are still on Alex Jones it's the same circular fucking topics over and over. I really had hoped that this whole Kanye thing would have made Ralph a little more interesting.
-The Alex Jones segment seemingly is over 5 hours 20 minutes in.
-Ralph plays I think The Young Turks woman, I don't know I'm not looking at the video right now. But you know what that means. There's a woman on screen. So Ralph throws a whole bunch of suck my dick whore and so on and so forth It's so tired in Plano
-6 hours 30 minutes in the topic still hasn't changed from people talking about Nick, maybe it changed from Alex Jones talking about him and there was a couple of five or 10 minute clips in total not relating to him, but this show is so boring
-probably didn't need to mention that I won't post clips because of Internet situations because there is nothing worth clipping this show
-except maybe the Hassan clips
-Ralph spends a minute laughing at someone pronouncing a Bible name wrong. This Christian grit is so fucking try hard.
-Yeah I'm done, if I hear the word, Jew, Jewish, Jesus, or Christian or anything related to that again I'm gonna blow my fucking head off. Religious self fellating is so fucking lame.