🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[JustSomeDong]

Watch in real-time as his pill-addled brain tries to overcome his drunken haze long enough to throw out a retort.
View attachment 4174904

lol muh video evidence!

The same video evidence that shows you to be an ass spelunking trufflehog with a lap pinky, Ralph?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Watch in real-time as his pill-addled brain tries to overcome his drunken haze long enough to throw out a retort.
View attachment 4174904

"There's other evidence that Ah go alawt longer, actually!"

Jesus Christ Ralph I believe you, for the love of God do not post another sex tape. I'm begging you. I genuinely do not want to see another poop eating, gunt flopping tiny dick video.

 

[Waifu Days]

"There's other evidence that Ah go alawt longer, actually!"

With Meigh, most men would find it hard to finish. It's not a compliment to your mate if it takes a lot longer.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

So embarassing so sad you almost feel bad for the guy but then you remember it is Ethan Ralph fuck that guy

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph admits he rigged the bowling tournament so that he would win:

Ralph defends the honor of his bowling trophy:

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph admits he rigged the bowling tournament so that he would win:
View attachment 4176071
Ralph defends the honor of his bowling trophy:
View attachment 4176073

What's the point of a prize if it's just a morbid and stupid gift to yourself?
Also, what kind of person will lug that ugly bowling trophy all the way across the border to some dingo patrolled Mexican shithole yet leave his mama's ashes with an adversary?
Priorities, like Ralphamale.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph defends the honor of his bowling trophy:
View attachment 4176073

Look at Ralph trying to look cool smoking his cigar as his face is red. He's obviously embarrassed of his life being displayed as a comedy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is an overgrown fat manbaby that’s why he rigged the tournament to win the trophy and that’s why he cried baby tears when Harry accidentally threw out his wrasslin trophy because he planned to rig Ralphamania. If Ralph wasn’t a low class wigger but grew up solidly middle class he would be buying up funkopops and moderating Reddit subforums instead of streaming 24/7 to live five star days in a Mexican molded concrete shack

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

maybe Jim will die before ralph but atleast Jim had people in his life (and on the internet) who will morn him when he's gone. who dose ralph have? his son wont care. his bother wont care. maybe his daughter? if she gets old enough too know him but i doubt it considering how his behaving.

ralph dont know a first thing what it means to be a family. im not sure he knows how it feels to be genially loved without no string attached.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

maybe Jim will die before ralph but atleast Jim had people in his life (and on the internet) who will morn him when he's gone. who dose ralph have? his son wont care. his bother wont care. maybe his daughter? if she gets old enough too know him but i doubt it considering how his behaving.

ralph dont know a first thing what it means to be a family. im not sure he knows how it feels to be genially loved without no string attached.

If Ralph was still capable of introspection, he might find it a sobering thought that the world will be a happier place when he dies. There is certainly nobody close to him who will not be better off after he is gone. The less time that his children spend in his company, the greater the chance they have of growing into well-balanced individuals, which is saying something given the the state of their respective mothers / grandparents.

Ralph once speculated on what must it be like to live in abject fear. What about living in the total absence of love, as a vengeful and spiteful individual - a human cesspool of bottomless rage, who is treated with kid gloves? When he dies the collective response will be a sigh of relief. What a legacy to leave behind.

 

[disavow]

Image uploading is broken, but on Telegram el Ralfamale dijo que está esperando la instalación de Internet más rápido, so the Killstream is delayed.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I must say it was pretty smart of him to move to the third world which has third world internet and infrastructure as someone who’s entire income source is dependent on the internet. Big brained Ralphamale move.

Surprised we haven’t gotten any irl livestreams after he got outted for being in Mexico. No tours of temples or anything. Wait I seem to remember locals absolutely lost their mind at some foreigner disrespecting a tourist attraction so it’s probably for the best.

 

[disavow]

I must say it was pretty smart of him to move to the third world which has third world internet and infrastructure as someone who’s entire income source is dependent on the internet. Big brained Ralphamale move.

There is decent Internet in Mexico City and a few other places where it is relatively expensive to live. The Ralphamale chose to live elsewhere, so...

Mexico ranked 78th in the world for fastest internet speeds in a study by World Population Review. Global average broadband speeds in 2021 were 72.67Mbps; however, Mexico's average speeds stood at 54.88Mbps.​

Surprised we haven’t gotten any irl livestreams after he got outted for being in Mexico. No tours of temples or anything. Wait I seem to remember locals absolutely lost their mind at some foreigner disrespecting a tourist attraction so it’s probably for the best.

This would unironically be great content but he is too buck broken after Portugal II.

 

[Telemeter]

Watch in real-time as his pill-addled brain tries to overcome his drunken haze long enough to throw out a retort.
View attachment 4174904

LOL, is he allowed to promote the materials for which he's been convicted of a sexual offence before?

maybe Jim will die before ralph but atleast Jim had people in his life (and on the internet) who will morn him when he's gone. who dose ralph have? his son wont care. his bother wont care. maybe his daughter? if she gets old enough too know him but i doubt it considering how his behaving.

Rozy will just think May finally got rid of the hollerin pig that kept waking her up during nap time, since that's 99% of her experience with Ralph.

 

[JustStopDude]

I haven't watched Jim or Ralph stream in a long time but I kind of understand now why so many people accuse Jim of faking it.

Ralph sounds constantly winded. Between the two of them, Ralph sounds like the one on deaths door.

I can't imagine what the results a Mexican doctor would come back with from a physical with Ralph.

Ey ey ey no es bueno senor.

 

[Spudnik]

Ralph admits he rigged the bowling tournament so that he would win:
Ralph defends the honor of his bowling trophy:

It's amazing how a bowling trophy as tall as he is, which he bought for himself, is his Amnyfest ring. He's more proud of it than he son he has completely forgotten about. The pure cognitive dissonance to still holler "I'm not owned!, i'm not owned! I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corncob" while in a third-world mold infested hellbunker is going to make for a very entertaining year.

Does Mexico have something equivalent to goodwill, or is it just straight to the local burnpits? when Ralph finally evolves from 5'1" to (-)6' in 2023, it would be nice if some poor mexican child became the Ralph-o-rama 22 champion, to keep the legacy alive.

 

[disavow]

maybe Jim will die before ralph but atleast Jim had people in his life (and on the internet) who will morn him when he's gone. who dose ralph have? his son wont care. his bother wont care. maybe his daughter? if she gets old enough too know him but i doubt it considering how his behaving.

ralph dont know a first thing what it means to be a family. im not sure he knows how it feels to be genially loved without no string attached.

noticed by senpai

 

[TyrasGuard]

I can't imagine what the results a Mexican doctor would come back with from a physical with Ralph.

Ey ey ey no es bueno senor.

"We managed to find some blood in your alcohol Sr. Rafaliño"

I'm also positive that when Metokur dies, Ralph will break his F5 key on orbituary sites. It's also likely that he will have a watermark representing that for years on his streams.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

noticed by senpai

Stones and glass houses, Ralph. We've seen the type of shit that your piddling fan base puts out. They're not exactly mensa students themselves.

 

[disavow]

He said his new internet is "blazin'" and he'll be hollerin' live soon.