🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

I know I’m going to get shit on for saying this, but I think she is objectively pretty. I also know that she is bat-shit crazy but I’m setting that aside and speaking solely on her looks. I’m sad she ended up with ethan. He’s such a fucking train wreck. I guess she is too, though.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I know I’m going to get shit on for saying this, but I think she is objectively pretty. I also know that she is bat-shit crazy but I’m setting that aside and speaking solely on her looks. I’m sad she ended up with ethan. He’s such a fucking train wreck. I guess she is too, though.

I'll be nice. In that very particular video she doesn't look awful and someone could even say that she's kind of cute. I'm willing to give you that.

That being said this is an illusion. You've been shown numerous pictures of what May looks like in pictures by now and I assure you that's the real deal. What you see in that video is something that was manufactured by makeup, camera angles and what I suspect is a very liberal use of filters.

My advice to you is that when you find a nice girl on okcupid or tinder or whatever and the girl looks like a horse instead of her cute picture, it is completely within your rights to walk the fuck away.

 

[412-L]

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Literally the same.

 

[PlaguePuppy]

I know I’m going to get shit on for saying this, but I think she is objectively pretty. I also know that she is bat-shit crazy but I’m setting that aside and speaking solely on her looks. I’m sad she ended up with ethan. He’s such a fucking train wreck. I guess she is too, though.

She could look like *insert name of any random hot woman* and with her attitude and history and the fact she chose someone like Ralph over her own family makes her a truly ugly cryptid.

 

[Eusa]

Literally the same.

horse is smarter tho.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

So basically she wants a softball conversation about being a female content creator despite the last content I recall from her being that ancient cursed V-tuber application shit where she's even more shrill than usual on purpose. (Unless you count the stream where Ralph got arrested while he was trying to thirstbait his audience with May in a bikini).

Get a babysitter for Rozy, sit Ralph downstairs with a sippy cup of cheap whisky and answer real questions uninterrupted and using your own words, you battered wife dumb fuck.

You can't just be dishonest from the outset and expect people to give a shit.


Also any time you feel like you hate your life and you're really hard done by, just remember it's the life you chose. Not just for yourself but for a tiny human being that you are obligated to protect, who cannot advocate for herself and is forced to live with a permanently spaced out, violent misogynist.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No. The only thing she's got on her side is she's not fat. But there's definitely something 'off' about her face. It's indescribable, yet off-putting aesthetic makes me question every single photo she's in.

I specifically remember freaking out during the Killstream Cookouts (most notable because Ralph was complaining that it was hot outside, whilst beeing less hot than when he told Sandra to Uber to dialysis) and pictures were uploaded of her. Genuine existential crisis because I couldn't tell if they were shopped or not. Also slightly inebriated at the time, but her face is NOT RIGHT

Edit: I'm catching up. It's happening again. Someone please tell me these photos are altered.

It’s not just one feature, May just doesn’t have symmetrical facial features which makes her homely/ average looking. She’s unremarkable which is a bad combo with her black hole of a personality, but low self-esteem is prob why she adopts whatever personality will please her man or troon.

I think Ralph thought having a woman who was a blank slate, eager to act however her current man wants, was plus for his controlling nature, but it’s terrible for companionship and conversation. Ralph wanted a deranged Stepford wife with a pained grin to occasionally parade on streams but it’s boring to live with.

He obviously enjoyed Nora’s intelligence and personality but didn’t like his lack of control over her. He decided he wanted total control, and no discernible personality beyond his shadow,. This is why he went for a teenager and then Pantsu.

Pilled out Ralph drunkenly going through his relationship history on Saturday night was enlightening. He obviously thinks Pantsu is totally onboard with his fat wild man persona. While I think she likes the loud, obnoxious fat guy persona, she also wants it on a guy who’s not a mentally ill angry, unstable, addict who will blow their diaper and rent money on Xanax and gambling..and then threaten to kill himself if she gets upset. Harry having closed his purse is going to dramatically alter the course of this trainwreck. She can’t call daddy to bail them out after Ralph blows all their funds on a binge.

Listening to Ralph beg chat groyphers for $60k so he can buy a “compound” was just pathetic. Imagine being almost 40 and not being about to buy a $60k house. I guess Ali Jamal’s mom already said no to buying him a Mexican house. Imagine claiming you have a successful career, and make big money, but have to try and crowdfund $60k for a house. $80k is a fucking nice kitchen remodel ffs.

(It was also funny to hear Ralph pretend he has $40k. $40k is obviously what Ralph thinks he can sell Ronnie’s boarded up crack shack for.)

 

[bile demon]

Excellent idea from Meigh to take after Ralph by wearing sunglasses indoors; with those on, her face is only 40 % forehead and 40 % teeth.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Harry closing his purse is going to dramatically alter the course of this trainwreck.

I eagerly await Meigh's "content" because the wheels are going to fall off so much faster that way.

Initially it'll seem great that she's finally attempting to pay her way but there are a few reasons why this isn't going to work.

1) She is a princess. The only reason she's been able to eke out a living with Ralph thusfar is because Harry and his bottomless credit card have always been there at the sidelines. Sure, it'll be nice to shake off the chains of being a full time Stay At Home Mommy until the reality sets in that she's no longer a "socialite" and has to fill in for 2 parents and shuck and jive for superchats for hours at a time otherwise maybe you won't be taken to the nice photo op restaurant this week to flex on daddy.

2) If she is given absolute freedom in her ventures, it's only a matter of time until she says something that displeases the almighty Ralphamale. You've already got your matching his and hers "walked into a door" shades, so mind your Ps and Qs!

3) This idea floating around about bringing unhinged young men across the border to help finance The Killstream Kompound feels like an implicit threat. Earn your keep or a gaggle of malcontents are coming to live with us to ensure we can stay in a residential property without being turfed out by angry homeowners. That'll just turn into an IP2 spinoff overnight.

 

[RollerGator]

Does anyone else catch themselves saying random Ralphisms throughout the day?

Like when I'm getting out of bed or off the couch stretching and groaning sometimes I'll just say "IT'S NAWT TROOOO!"

And ever since that stardust interview the other day I keep mumbling "How many people have seen your pussy spread open?" To myself.

I'm fucking losing it

 

[TyrasGuard]

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It's almost like a permanent Groucho Marx mask, without the mustache that is.

 

[CringeMomma]

Does anyone else catch themselves saying random Ralphisms throughout the day?

Like when I'm getting out of bed or off the couch stretching and groaning sometimes I'll just say "IT'S NAWT TROOOO!"

And ever since that stardust interview the other day I keep mumbling "How many people have seen your pussy spread open?" To myself.

I'm fucking losing it

IS THAT ALL YOU'RE REALLY A FUCKING ABOUT STARDUST?!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Horrified that someone is going to be paying this money for content

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Horrified that someone is going to be paying this money for content

I would pay to see her unhinge her jaw and swallow live ferrets but that's about it.

 

[darkprince56]

Does anyone else catch themselves saying random Ralphisms throughout the day?

Like when I'm getting out of bed or off the couch stretching and groaning sometimes I'll just say "IT'S NAWT TROOOO!"

And ever since that stardust interview the other day I keep mumbling "How many people have seen your pussy spread open?" To myself.

I'm fucking losing it

Oh yes, I've said "it's nawt trooo" "matter of fact" "from the top on down" a few times but now I also call things "kino."
Shoot me now.

PS: my most favorite thing he said was when he called Metokur a "saint of faggotry" during their Mundane Matt therapy session.

40:31-40 if you're interested

Boulder Talk Radio - Metokur VS Ralph

Will it happen? Who knows

www.youtube.com

A transcript if you don't want to click:

Ethan: ...Jim Agustin or O'Shaughnessy.

Jim: Augustine. Augustine, Jesus Christ, Augustine. Like the saint that you pretend to be religious of.

Ethan: -whatever you call yourself...like the saint of faggotry that you are.

Jim: uh huh

 

[Booby Jones]

Does anyone else catch themselves saying random Ralphisms throughout the day?

Like when I'm getting out of bed or off the couch stretching and groaning sometimes I'll just say "IT'S NAWT TROOOO!"

And ever since that stardust interview the other day I keep mumbling "How many people have seen your pussy spread open?" To myself.

I'm fucking losing it

Whenever something unlikely, unimportant, and convoluted happens to someone I like to say "IT WAS GAWDS PLAAAAN", in our favorite West Memphis Midget's voice. Touch of the tism

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Does anyone else catch themselves saying random Ralphisms throughout the day?

Like when I'm getting out of bed or off the couch stretching and groaning sometimes I'll just say "IT'S NAWT TROOOO!"

And ever since that stardust interview the other day I keep mumbling "How many people have seen your pussy spread open?" To myself.

I'm fucking losing it

Yes, whenever I'm playing total war and someone declares war on me or attacks me I always think "why does this faggot keep alogging me?"

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I like to slur ‘I hope you fucking die’ as if I’m on the verge of sobbing, to randos throughout the day, keeps them on their toes.

 

[Derpy]

Ralph will become increasingly unhinged in the coming days and weeks. He is pretty much isolated himself in Mexico and May is all he has. He is already begging people to come down to hang out in Mexico. The truth is none or very few groypers have a passport as most Americans don’t have a passport. Nobody is coming down to Mexico to see Ralph. Flights back to the USA are expensive and Ralph won’t have the means to travel back and forth to the USA.

Watch out for more actual cope from Ralph about how awesome Mexico is…

Also, nobody is asking for content from May. This isn’t going to work out for her the way she thinks. It’s really fucked up that a baby is involved in all this.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Lol Ralph might actually die this year