🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Bland Crumbs]

Looks like a rash from Chagas disease, central America is a hot zone for it.

Hmm...

In areas of Mexico, Central America, and South America, where the Trypanosoma cruzi parasite is present in triatomine bugs, improved housing and spraying insecticide inside housing to eliminate the bugs has significantly decreased the spread of Chagas disease. Screening of blood donations for Chagas is another important public health tool to help prevent spreading the disease through blood transfusions. Early detection and treatment of new cases, including mother-to-baby (congenital) cases, will also help reduce the burden of disease.

Two reasons at least that Ralph should not give blood and a high probability his new hog-horse spawn will be born with conditions only found in the most horrific hell holes of Latin America.

Nice job, Ralph.

The wins keep coming. Hope that parasite does not feast extra hard on diabetes, Xanax, and counterfeit Maker's Mark.

Ralph vs India = India wins.
Ralph vs America = America wins.
Ralph vs Portugal = Portugal wins.
Ralph vs the UK in Portgual = UK + Portugal tag team champions.
Ralph vs Rome = Airlines win in a sneak attack.
Ralph vs Mexico = Mexico wins via hobo parasite!

 

[darkprince56]

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For once Ralph's potato internet spared us but I think the gist is that for valentine's day he took his deranged wife out for a livestreamed meal where he once again sexually harassed the 1st baby mama and loudly bloviated about his little peepee before once again cement mixing the contents of his and A Man, Duh's mouths.

She's doing the vacant Aphex Twin smile again while all this is going on and little Rozy is spluttering in the background. Legit looks like a @John Andrews Stan shop at one point during lag.

Doesn't it get old for either of them (especially her) that every single outing must involve him filming? Everything must be content & exploited? Even their wedding, dates, vacations, etc. Nothing is private & special.

 

[Um...]

He doesn’t even speak Spanish. Trying to talk with the parking lot attendant guy “Mi Espanol es very bad.”

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Holy fucking shit that’s actually him!

I saw this edit of ralph earlier in the thread

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I just thought “oh ha ha ha somebody photo shopped overly exaggerated psoriasis marks (drinkera blush) on his face has a hilarious joke.”

I can’t believe he’s got psoriasis on his face this fucking bad. Someone early in the thread was opining it might be some exotic disease in South America. Unfortunately nothing that exciting gonna happen to ralph. This is literally just from alcoholism. The capillaries in his face are hemorrhaging literally due to the alcoholism.

Bruh this is getting sad.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Holy fucking shit that’s actually him!

I saw this edit of ralph earlier in the thread

I just thought “oh ha ha ha somebody photo shopped overly exaggerated psoriasis marks (drinkera blush) on his face has a hilarious joke.”

I can’t believe he’s got psoriasis on his face this fucking bad. Someone early in the thread was opining it might be some exotic disease in South America. Unfortunately nothing that exciting gonna happen to ralph. This is literally just from alcoholism. The capillaries in his face are hemorrhaging literally due to the alcoholism.

Bruh this is getting sad.

Rosacea, I think is the consensus

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

he's gonna kill that poor kid isn't he? He's clearly beyond plastered while driving with his kid in the car...

 

[Um...]

He was vaping something earlier. It made him cough a lot. He wouldn’t be driving around vaping weed, would he?

 

[MadStan]

We’ve seen Ralph outside plenty of times from yelling outside studios to rallys through to Portugal and driving in the sun - never has he looked like that or even close.

Something is up and it isn’t the balmy weather in Mexico.

Perhaps she should get an insurance policy out now and make good when the inevitable happens.

 

[JustStopDude]

"The Spanish is coming meh long...."

Ralph, Spanish is not simply slurred English gibberish.

Ralph having no paternal instincts at this point, I can understand. At this point in his bender, I am not sure he could be found legally competent to stand trial in a court proceeding. But what the deal is with Pantsu?!?

Does she not care about her daughter or her own safety?

 

[LadiosSopp]

He was vaping something earlier. It made him cough a lot. He wouldn’t be driving around vaping weed, would he?

I think we all know the answer to that. Kid is in the car too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

"The Spanish is coming meh long...."

Ralph, Spanish is not simply slurred English gibberish.

Ralph having no paternal instincts at this point, I can understand. At this point in his bender, I am not sure he could be found legally competent to stand trial in a court proceeding. But what the deal is with Pantsu?!?

Does she not care about her daughter or her own safety?

Who knows? I’m done guessing. She’s just as bad for enabling all of it

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I hope nobody donates this to Ralph as he orders his food:

Este hombre es un pedófilo y ha secuestrado a este niño. Llame a la policía
Este hombre es un pedófilo y ha secuestrado a este niño. Llame a la policía
Este hombre es un pedófilo y ha secuestrado a este niño. Llame a la policía

 

[Bepis]

"The Spanish is coming meh long...."

Ralph, Spanish is not simply slurred English gibberish.

Ralph having no paternal instincts at this point, I can understand. At this point in his bender, I am not sure he could be found legally competent to stand trial in a court proceeding. But what the deal is with Pantsu?!?

Does she not care about her daughter or her own safety?

Of course not. The baby's not a human being to her, she's a high-maintenance accessory.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Everywhere Ralph eats now looks like it could be the setting of a video on Kaotic titled “Man gunned down by sicario while eating dinner” or “Lunch interrupted in Merida”

 

[Telvanni]

Nigga really is starting to look like Lowtax the last week before he self permabanned

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He was vaping something earlier. It made him cough a lot. He wouldn’t be driving around vaping weed, would he?

The long skinny device is a weed vape, you can tell because it has the weed cartridge coming out of the end. As far as I know no one makes nicotine devices that look like this (probably since weed is illegal in a lot of places and they don't want their users looking like stoners)

 

[Hüftpriester]

 

[Jack Awful]

May: "I learned that being a woman is more important than pleasing a man"
Ralph: "I don't believe that"
May (passive aggressive): "I know you don't"

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He was vaping something earlier. It made him cough a lot. He wouldn’t be driving around vaping weed, would he?

Sure looks like it to me.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Of course not. The baby's not a human being to her, she's a high-maintenance accessory.

You're correct. Wanna know why she had a baby? Just replace Dog with baby.
She was butthurt from digi telling her she was a dependent who contributed nothing to the household, she was booty blasted by being dependent on her father. Ironically, she learned no responsibilities as her family not only funded her life until a couple of weeks ago but provided everything for Rozy except for a single onesie. She enjoys her psuedoindepence from her father by living with gunt, while resenting her father for paying for her (confirmed by @Alinktothefacts). She had a kid to try and force herself to grow up, which she hasn't done at all, whatsoever.