🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Why in G-d's name is she smiling?

It’s her reflex response to a camera. Ralph has trained her to only smile psychotically anytime a camera is aimed at her, she gets a hollering if she ever looks glum on stream. She must have a full on rictus grin when appearing on stream, even briefly.

It’s the really sad pathetic version of the mandatory smile required of cheerleader or ice skaters when performing. May must give a big smile even as she steps over her husband’s fat, passed out, boger smeared carcass to turn off his stream after he called the cops on himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Call me heartless, but that baby is genetically 50% Ralph and 50% Pantsu. Regardless of who ends up raising it, or how, it's probably not going to grow up to be a pillar of the community.

That kid is ending up a retard, and it's sad and horrible, but there was no way it ended up otherwise. Tard genes equals tard child.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She's like 2 weeks away from getting out of this marriage consequence free

Did you miss the fact she’s the Gunt’s broadmare? She’s got at least one lifelong consequence even if Ralph drops dead.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

She's gonna neighgent 47 his ass

 

[Riverfagg1599]

LMAO, imagine the only thing keeping you alive is your shitty stream, where people pay to make fun of you. Even Jarbo wasn't this pathetic. He kept his personal life away from his youtube channel. Ralph's entire existence is his shitty streams.

tbf jarbo owned up and faced the music in one of the bejst spectacles of recent history online. since then hes just been doing his thing, being the very definition of milquetoast. does he have a thread even?

 

[Goofy Logic]

tbf jarbo owned up and faced the music in one of the bejst spectacles of recent history online. since then hes just been doing his thing, being the very definition of milquetoast. does he have a thread even?

Right here

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Did you miss the fact she’s the Gunt’s broadmare? She’s got at least one lifelong consequence even if Ralph drops dead.

She got a kid out of him. Lets be honest, nobody else would impregnate her. Not even other horses

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Right here

lmao well got some bedtime reading i suppose XD. thanks.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Not really.

This site really needs a “faggot” button.

 

[Harlan Wick]

If God loved us he would be

God is drunk and out of fucks to give.

 

[not william stenchever]

Maybe we could just do seances

Necromancy to drag Ralph's soul screaming back to the mortal world for on-stream interrogation is absolutely a growth industry.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Necromancy to drag Ralph's soul screaming back to the mortal world for on-stream interrogation is absolutely a growth industry.

His personal hell is entertaining kiwis for eternity.

 

[Escalating Violence]

I feel blessed that we got 2-3 Pillstreams in a matter of weeks. Ralph truly is a kontant kang!

 

[darkprince56]

She's like 2 weeks away from getting out of this marriage consequence free

She would be smart to have a life insurance policy on him. Who knows if she does already. Idk if they'll pay it out if he dies outside the US though.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She would be smart to have a life insurance policy on him. Who knows if she does already. Idk if they'll pay it out if he dies outside the US though.

Dude, with potentially millions of dollars on the line, I’m pretty sure they have people to at least take a cursory glance at whether the claim is legit or not.

Pick a stream, any stream. God forbid if their guy found this thread

 

[Die For Me!]

When the Xannies finally kick in

 

[Shush]

Here's the whole swatting (or health check?) event. Music is only on for the first two minutes or so, I clipped it from the moment we could hear him talking to the people.

Heard gringo, cabrón, and a woman laughing so clipped the bit when they're offscreen and adjusted the audio to make the conversations clearer, as well as pick up the radio chatter.

Any spanish speakers hear anything funny?

Edit: He wasn't swatted. Before this the cop accused him of calling them, he denies it, they ask for his phone, they show him the call history where he called, and he still denies it.

 

[darkprince56]

Heard gringo, cabrón, and a woman laughing so clipped the bit when they're offscreen and adjusted the audio to make the conversations clearer, as well as pick up the radio chatter.
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Any spanish speakers hear anything funny?

I'm on it, though it's gonna take a while. Brb

 

[AltisticRight]

tbf jarbo owned up and faced the music in one of the bejst spectacles of recent history online. since then hes just been doing his thing, being the very definition of milquetoast. does he have a thread even?

Matt Jarbo faced what like 6, 7 people?
Ethan Ralph snuck his gunt between his legs and ran away because Matt Jarbo dared to bring up his flagging history.

Matt Jarbo has more balls than Ethan Ralph.
He looks after more kids too (even if one isn't his biological daughter) and has a nicer looking house.

Matt > Ethan
Ethan Ralph is fatter though, weighs more. Fat.

 

[BelUwUga]

Dude, with potentially millions of dollars on the line, I’m pretty sure they have people to at least take a cursory glance at whether the claim is legit or not.

Pick a stream, any stream. God forbid if their guy found this thread

Meh you can somewhat "juke the stats" and get enough of a loophole to insure him. Major scrutiny is for Whole Life Insurance since assuming you pay your premiums, they must cover you for your whole life. Term Life for something like 10 years on someone under 40 is probably going to auto-approve without major, major complicating factors. The real major issue is if his death is considered a suicide. Contrary to popular belief this is a covered cause of death with most policies, assuming the policyholder has had it for at least two years. I don't see the horse having that much foresight.