🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[bile demon]

I think the sole thing keeping his gunted husk of a body alive at this point is knowing that the only thing that will accompany him to his grave is the laughter of alogs.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether.

Pill Streak

 

[SpergioLeonne]

-The Age of Outside Heat
-The Ralphapression
-The super bender
-Alprazolam Sunrise
-Ralph's dialysis
-The final cope
-Xaniberry snorlax arc
-The Ralphaspiral
-The fall of Gunt
-The Age of Harry
-Harry's revenge
-The killingstreams
-The abortion

Xannydu (play off Xanadu, 80s movie)

Xanophobia

Emperor Xanxes at the Pass of Thermodysregulation

 

[Rubber Plant]

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Ladies and Guntlemen, in case you were unaware today is National Pig Day. Let's all take a moment out of our day to reflect on why we adore and admire pigs. I'll start: I love how sleepy pigs get when they take Xanax

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I wish you all the best on this, the most holy of holidays. Stay porcine my friends.
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I randomly stumbled across an article talking about a pig beach. Ralph might feel at home there.

Pig Beach - Wikipedia

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[John Andrews Stan]

I randomly stumbled across an article talking about a pig beach. Ralph might feel at home there.

Pig Beach - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

The pigs would not take kindly to such a filthy creature encroaching on their paradise. Would love to see Ralph “meeting” them all.

 

[Booby Jones]

I’m not sure he’s going to pull up out of this. Do you really see Ralph managing withdrawals? What we’re seeing is the Ralphapocalypse. The End Times. The prophet Joshua Moon foresaw this and the seals are breaking. Antichrist children of Ralph roam the earth. We’ve seen plague, we’ve seen war, and we’ve seen the hollering. Repent alogs for the end is near!

Reminder corn season starts in May

 

[Anonanon]

The fact his addictions got so bad that he snorts during his show regularly is enough to tell us how this will end. Imagine if mexico had a short term shortage on benzos, he would need medicial intervention or atleast get on dope to not be in hell.

I maintain that his severe obesity and alcoholism are what's really killing him though.

 

[Molag Bal]

This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether.

It all started with Ralphamania. Right after, he went on booze and pills and hasn't stopped since then. One or several of those papers he was served must have been really fucking bad.
Either that or - now that the gay-boyfriend email has come out - it could be his wedding with Meigh that set him off.

Generally the gay thing puts it all in perspective. He was an avid democrat way back when, because he was hoping that getting gay married under Obama would reignite his relationship with the dead faggot drunkard who fucked him in the ass before that. Then king nigger did get elected, but his faggot drunkard boyfriend died before it could make a difference. Now over a decade later, he has gotten married not once to a woman, but TWICE, before ever having the chance to get gay married like he always wanted.

 

[Near]

The Pillstreak and The Final Cope are both beautiful.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether. He is completely fucked up every day, passing out on camera, taking massive Ls every day, and his financials, goals and health are completely failing. He's genuinely struggling to spin anything as a win anymore. I've never seen him this low.

People have been making the "PULL UP, PULL UP" joke at Rekeita's expense, and it's appropriate for Ralph too.

The difference with Ralph is that his plane is firmly lodged in the fucking ground. The wings were clipped off, the engines are all gone, and gas is slowly leaking from the tanks, just waiting for a spark to ignite.

All the while, the plane just keeps yelling at Ralph, "PULL UP, PULL UP, RETARD, RETARD." And all Ralph does, as he takes another swig from his Modelos and pops a Xanny, is slur out "Fuck off bish."

 

[Fornicario]

This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether. He is completely fucked up every day, passing out on camera, taking massive Ls every day, and his financials, goals and health are completely failing. He's genuinely struggling to spin anything as a win anymore. I've never seen him this low.

Pillpocalypse Now

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Dawn of the Final 5 Star Day

 

[Die For Me!]

Ethan Ralph, who is definitely not fucked up on xannies right now, explains to his piggies why todays begathon goal must be met in order to watch a 50 year old tv show that has already been paid to be watched:

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

"That doesn't make any sense"
-Ethanol Liver Ralph

Sage words.

 

[Oxous]

Ethan Ralph, who is definitely not fucked up on xannies right now, explains to his piggies why todays begathon goal must be met in order to watch a 50 year old tv show that has already been paid to be watched:
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His dono bar, at 2:30:00 into the stream today:

The same dono bar, at 2:30:00 on yesterday's stream:

And the dono bar at 2:30:00, on Monday:

All the streams this week have been slow in the first few hours.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I feel like Ralph makes a lot more money at night. Most paypigs aren't even up and some of them might even have jobs so they might only be able to watch later at night. I bet he would make a lot more money if he just streamed on a different time slot. Shame he's a BITCH and Nick tells him when to stream.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

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I, Claudius is utterly wasted on Ralph and his audience.

 

[Drunkensailor]

if he keeps hemorrhaging viewers, Vince and Jimbozoomer will continue to out-perform him in the sektor his daddy gave him. pretty soon nick is going to make him stream in the morning, the equivalent to the afternoon shift at a strip club

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Most paypigs aren't even up and some of them might even have jobs

That's a bit of a leap, but it's a possibility.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

PEOPLE TUNE INTO ME BECAUSE IM AN ENTERTAINER AND I'M BETTER AT IT THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' SEKTUR, FROM THE TOP ON DAYAWN AND THAT INCLUDES EVERYBODY