🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[heathercho]

Callback to before he left for his car.

Ralph: "They just told me by 5, and the little sexy senorita that told me that seemed like she was pretty confident. What, you don't have faith?"
Meigh: "No I don't have Faith."
Ralph: "Oh-oh what are you thinking, you thinking I'll be sitting there like a bish?!"
Spoiler: he did sit there like a bish.
~2½ hours later
Ralph: "Turns out Meigh wasn't a dumb bish (for once), and I did show up an hour early. They told me another forty minutes but it wasn't even done after an hour and forty minutes"
sitting there like a bitch.mp4

He's become so sexually aggressive in the past year or so.
Like, since he started his decline into complete failure, burning bridges like a drunk abo burns their government housing and moving to new shells every 2 seconds, he's become an even worse person than he was before.
I don't know how that's possible, he already was all of the deadly sins rolled up up into a cocoon of lard.... but I don't know. He seems at the extreme end of "spiteful" now.

I hope when the True Crime community cover Ralph's femicide spree, they called it something like The Gunt and the Galloper.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Heh... you learn something new everyday. In Scandi-Land it's "Ulrik" to call out a drunken vomit by the way.

So Lars Ulrich is actually Lars Ralph?

Brilliant.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry there, fatass, but it's Xander Vickers.

Imagine being such a failure of a man that your only male offspring has his mother's last name instead of yours.

And you have to seethe and cope by pretending otherwise.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

One of the funnier parts about this is that Ethan refers to his son as "Alexander Ralph". What a cope. Sad, pathetic even.

Sorry there, fatass, but it's Xander Vickers.

Unlike James Ahgustin, Xander doesn't even have to bother to change the name his daddy gave him, because Ralph never gave him one in the first place.

Can't even do that Ralph lol.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Imagine being such a failure of a man that your only male offspring has his mother's last name instead of yours.

And you have to seethe and cope by pretending otherwise.

Imagine a fat, retarded, Californian coin merchant not only took your son from you, but he gave  your son his last name. That's it. There's no going back. That child is now Vickers' child and Ralph got big leagued out of his only son. His first born. Rightful heir to the Ralphathrone.

Couldn't be me.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Callback to before he left for his car.

Ralph: "They just told me by 5, and the little sexy senorita that told me that seemed like she was pretty confident. What, you don't have faith?"
Meigh: "No I don't have Faith."
Ralph: "Oh-oh what are you thinking, you thinking I'll be sitting there like a bish?!"
Spoiler: he did sit there like a bish.
~2½ hours later
Ralph: "Turns out Meigh wasn't a dumb bish (for once), and I did show up an hour early. They told me another forty minutes but it wasn't even done after an hour and forty minutes"
sitting there like a bitch.mp4

He's such a fucking loser. While I agree that Meigh IS a dumb bitch, the fact that he, her husband, who is constantly crying about "I lub mah wife" whenever anyone makes fun of her, is consantly verbally abusing her is disgusting.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

He's become so sexually aggressive in the past year or so.
Like, since he started his decline into complete failure, burning bridges like a drunk abo burns their government housing and moving to new shells every 2 seconds, he's become an even worse person than he was before.
I don't know how that's possible, he already was all of the deadly sins rolled up up into a cocoon of lard.... but I don't know. He seems at the extreme end of "spiteful" now.

I hope when the True Crime community cover Ralph's femicide spree, they called it something like The Gunt and the Galloper.

Could be a benzo induced dementia taking away what little inhibitions he has left.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Heh... you learn something new everyday. In Scandi-Land it's "Ulrik" to call out a drunken vomit by the way.

I’ll never look at Metallica the same

@heathercho

The Memphis micro has no chance between Ralph’s damaged pump and the magic xaniberries numbing all feelings and sensations including sexual ones. Add to that the androgynous effect of morbid obesity, plus that the hyper sexual stuff has all the hallmarks of a classic Ralph cope, and I’d say he is one broke dick piggy.

 

[LGHDR+]

Anyone else remember how back in the 90s, to “Ralph” was an onomatopoeic euphemism for vomiting?

Trying to pin that name on his long lost son is just cruel.

That kid will "ralph" when he sees his first video of his dad. Vickers won't blame him for ruining the computer.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Callback to before he left for his car.

Ralph: "They just told me by 5, and the little sexy senorita that told me that seemed like she was pretty confident. What, you don't have faith?"
Meigh: "No I don't have Faith."
Ralph: "Oh-oh what are you thinking, you thinking I'll be sitting there like a bish?!"
Spoiler: he did sit there like a bish.
~2½ hours later
Ralph: "Turns out Meigh wasn't a dumb bish (for once), and I did show up an hour early. They told me another forty minutes but it wasn't even done after an hour and forty minutes"
sitting there like a bitch.mp4

I don't understand how he can still call other people dumb so confidently.
Zero self-awareness.

 

[Um...]

Manduh just now on Ralph’s stream: “I have no friends. Every single person in my life has stabbed me in the back.”

No friends? Why do you think that is, Manduh? Could it be the obese goblin you have chosen over everyone else? Ya think? (You have no family either, thanks to your life choices. You have no one and nothing thanks to your chosen goblin. Just Ralph. That’s IT.)

Think that over for a minute you dumb bitch. Is he worth it? lol

 

[Shady Mask Dealer]

Nothing noteworthy, just unhinged dolphin laughing at the Nick interview from today

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Manduh just now on Ralph’s stream: “I have no friends. Every single person in my life has stabbed me in the back.”

The absolute unadulterated cope. She really does mirror the persona of whoever's mutant penis she has in her mouth at the time, doesn't she?

You are the common denominator. You cannot characterise the breakdown of every relationship you've ever had in that way. Ask yourself why you're so fucking repellant.

Because you aren't even a real person. You have to sea lamprey onto somebody else to be a complete being.

You have nothing but contempt for other women because you're an insufferable pick-me. That behaviour might get you to the front of the queue but only for the lowest quality men who seek out that kind of insecurity to exploit.

You're a piece of dogshit for what you're subjecting your daughter and your family to but if I were to offer you a piece of genuine advice it would be this: Love yourself, you dumb cunt. Snap the fuck out of it.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Manduh just now on Ralph’s stream: “I have no friends. Every single person in my life has stabbed me in the back.”

No friends? Why do you think that is, Manduh? Could it be the obese goblin you have chosen over everyone else? Ya think? (You have no family either, thanks to your life choices. You have no one and nothing thanks to your chosen goblin. Just Ralph. That’s IT.)

Think that over for a minute you dumb bitch. Is he worth it? lol

If you have say, 109 friends and they all betray you, were they all false snakes or were you just an asshole?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you have say, 109 friends and they all betray you, were they all false snakes or were you just an asshole?

kicked out of 109 friendships and it's the friends that are the problem ....

 

[Oxous]

Ralph got sad today that nobody was donating (only $90 almost 3 and a half hours in) so he ended the stream early without saying anything other than when he will be flying out to D.C. Another low for the Ralphamale.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Ralph got sad today that nobody was donating (only $90 almost 3 and a half hours early) so he ended the stream early without saying anything other than when he will be flying out to D.C. Another low for the Ralphamale.

I really don't know what is going on inside Ralph's and Nick's for that matter, demented heads.
"do nothing for 12 hours, only talk while drinking or eating, insult and shit on everyone to the point that no one will ever join your shitty show to debate or even talk, insult your own audience for not giving money and asks for more money"
truly, a recipe for success

 

[Malaika]

90$ after 3 and a half hours isn't bad for a highschool dropout. My guess is that he hates being on stream and the hole he's dug for himself is so deep that he needs a lot of money to keep his head above water.

I honestly believe Ralph is going to put his life at risk at this rate if he sees no more way to continue. I genuinely believe he'd rather OD ontop of a mexican whore than work a dayjob.

 

[Pigtoad]

Useless paypiggies and to anyone else wondering, Ralph is fine. Remember he is rolling in cash from the 180k he made last year.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I really don't know what is going on inside Ralph's and Nick's for that matter, demented heads.
"do nothing for 12 hours, only talk while drinking or eating, insult and shit on everyone to the point that no one will ever join your shitty show to debate or even talk, insult your own audience for not giving money and asks for more money"
truly, a recipe for success

Reminds me of A-Braves closer Mark Wohlers. He enjoyed great success during the golden age of Braves pitching, then fell apart in front of the world. Almost overnight he couldn’t throw a strike to save his life, and Bobby Cox would leave him out there to suffer, it seemed like an eternity. It was terrible to watch, and finally they sent him down. Turned out his wife left and he didn’t tell anybody, & there’s more info in this crappy Wikipedia article.
Back to Ralph, I feel like maybe Nick is pulling a Bobby Cox and letting Ralph hang out in the wind till he necks himself or gets locked up or dies, I don’t know. It’s pitiful that’s for sure and I don’t even like the guy. Imagine pretending Ralph’s a friend of yours and letting him continue like that.
PS Ralph the A-Braves disavow you.