🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sammich]

Isn't Vee also a doctor? I mean, it's in Europe...central or eastern I can never fucking remember. So even after all that shit passes he still has some type of career. What does Gator have? More 'continuing education' because he can't find a job because of those damn Pakis and pajeets stealing all the work that a hardworking American like Gator is willing to do! Also, Gator following into the medical field, but not as a doctor means he is following in Vee's footsteps, but still deciding not to equal him, at least.

He's pretty similar to you when it comes to larping as some professional. He was a "research doctor" at one point and it turned out he was a janitor for some medical testing facility (i think). He eluded to being a lawyer at one point as well. Pretty sure he just grifts now.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jaw dropped at the clip of Ralph saying he’s “unparalleled” as an emcee and hype man, and that no one comes close to being on his level. He is literally delusional.

He is unparalleled because anyone close enough to him gets pulled and caught by his gunt's gravity.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

He's pretty similar to you when it comes to larping as some professional. He was a "research doctor" at one point and it turned out he was a janitor for some medical testing facility (i think). He eluded to being a lawyer at one point as well. Pretty sure he just grifts now.

romania is such a shithole i assumed him just knowing english basically made him their doc savage. he was a lawyer,doctor,and politican. at one point we meme'd him being secretary of state for the country too. hell if Covid happened back in 2018 i'd half fucking assume he would have been their Fauci.

The general style of Ralph's comments was that of a middle-schooler. Maybe at that age it sounds cool and fun, but when a man over 30 talks and behaves that way it is genuinely sad.

No wonder he loves Dick so much. Ethan is just the poor man's dick.

I give my thanks to null for my new tool in the argument warchest. When someone starts trying to go off on me, I'll stifle a laugh and say "Ha, did you rehearse this little speech? You did! I can see it on your face! Ha!"

link to that comment?

 

[Trig.Point]

It's been said before but Vee the weird gypsy, is so much better than Gator:

Vee actually earned quite a bit of money thanks to his association with Sargon.
Vee actually has been with real 3D women and (I believe) is in a LTR with a woman with huge titties
Vee actually disagreed with Sargon from time to time, and could laugh at Sargon without fear of repercussions (like being doxed) from his "loyal friend"
Sargon acted (whether true or not) as if he respected Vee and his opinions when in public
Sargon invited Vee every time they had a meetup/event
Vee managed to gain and maintain his own audience, separate from Sargon and lived off of that money

In comparison Gator is Ralph's bitch, period, he humiliates himself over and over with this weird fixation on "loyalty" (when he actually means devotion). and has become this weird cult fanatic.

Vee shouldn't even be put in the same category as Gator, the filthy gypsy has much more going for him than janny gator ever could.

People hate Sargon, but watch how he behaved when Akilah Hughes tried to sue him, other than making a basic statement to assist his gofundme, he kept his mouth shut, hired decent lawyers and took the advice he was paying for. He not only won, he set a legal precedent and got Hughes to pay him.

This is what happens when you don't drink yourself in an angry stupour daily and actually work with functional people.

At the minute he's got his own platform with the Lotus Eaters, which is boring as fuck but appeals to a certain demographic, and he's hired decent co hosts to work with.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Lmao beardson that little goblin popping his cap up to look taller

 

[Null]

My favorite thing about the roadtrip was how Ralph couldn't stand for any length of time and retreated to sit in his car immediately.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Null being unfair to

If you were 5'1" and weighed 300 elbees that you had to waddle around in gunt and triple chins - and a miniature louis vuitton faggotpurse - you too would have to sit down constantly and be out of breath.



Beedus wheelchair bound when?

 

[Crystal Golem]

He just wore the wrong shoes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

a miniature louis vuitton faggotpurse

Ralph was too stupid and poor to buy a Louis Vuitton, which actually holds resale value. So he bought a nylon Armani he’ll struggle to resell for $200 when he needs to make bail and May’s Subway tips have run out.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Ralph was too stupid and poor to buy a Louis Vuitton, which actually holds resale value. So he bought a nylon Armani he’ll struggle to resell for $200 when he needs to make bail and May’s Subway tips have run out.

Listen... You're accusing THE "Ralphamale" of being TOO POOR to buy a real Louis Wiggerton??? Do you not hear a word he says?

"I STILL GET PAID! I'LL GET PAID EVEN MORE IF I SHIT MUHSELF!"

You can't abort the Retardort!

Jokes aside I can't fathom why any self-respecting man would buy something like that - specially when you look like something that came out of Humpy Dumpty fucking a box of Grits. Even more so a fake of it.

 

[JustSomeDong]

My favorite thing about the roadtrip was how Ralph couldn't stand for any length of time and retreated to sit in his car immediately.

Any wagers on the gunt having gout? His diet and lifestyle make it pretty likely.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Any wagers on the gunt having gout? His diet and lifestyle make it pretty likely.

Gout vs Diabeetus pool. who will win? My money's on beetus.

 

[SandyCat]

Gout vs Diabeetus pool. who will win? My money's on beetus.

Is heart attack a third option?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Any wagers on the gunt having gout? His diet and lifestyle make it pretty likely.

Maybe May's New York Yankee palette has worn off on him and he's been eating nothing but deli food like Bobby in that episode of King of the Hill.

 

[CDWLTY]

romania is such a shithole i assumed him just knowing english basically made him their doc savage. he was a lawyer,doctor,and politican. at one point we meme'd him being secretary of state for the country too. hell if Covid happened back in 2018 i'd half fucking assume he would have been their Fauci.

No wonder he loves Dick so much. Ethan is just the poor man's dick.

link to that comment?

It was in his livestream, when he played the phone clip. He noted how ralph wasn't really engaging with any questions, just talking to a wall. Something great to note, because a whole lot of millenials have that weird fear of telephones and confrontation, it's very easy to break their stride and push them off-tempo.

It's always fun leaving an argument knowing they'll spend days stewing over it, only to come up with "well the jerk store called....they're running outta YOU! "

Ralph was too stupid and poor to buy a Louis Vuitton, which actually holds resale value. So he bought a nylon Armani he’ll struggle to resell for $200 when he needs to make bail and May’s Subway tips have run out.

Anyone who thinks they're buying upscale, ritzy, luxury stuff off the rack in their small town is nearly always low class. Hell, the stuff you see NBA players blowing shit tons of money on isn't even the same level as what the real owners use. Work around the real rich people (not the camouflaged celebs they put the onus of wealth on in the public eye) and even the smallest, most worthless crap is bespoke brands you've never heard of for 20x whatever the rack-shit is. It's just hilarious to see him partake in a very, VERY white trash attitude like buying this faff is classy and impressive towards anyone but the people in his remedial GED night school.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wearing a nylon Armani purse just tells people you’re poor with low self-esteem that you think you’ll boost by flashing a designer label. The most sought-after items are the ones that can’t be purchased in a mall, especially custom pieces. Pro athletes and rappers go to hotel suites to look over items chosen for their consideration by a stylist, then pick what they want — and they certainly don’t pay for any of it. Ethan is PROUD that he stood in line at the Armani store to pay for off-the-rack nylon.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

This gambling arc is progressing nicely. I thought PPP's gambling posts were peak retardation but Ralph's eating the cake. I wonder if he's cheering IRL or he's in such a rush to post a hot take on Twitter he doesn't have time to cheer.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ethan is PROUD that he stood in line at the Armani store to pay for off-the-rack nylon.

If only Ronnie was still alive, would be great to see his son acting like a nigger buying crappy fake luxury brands.

Ronnie would have worn 20 year old shirts he had.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

If only Ronnie was still alive, would be great to see his son acting like a nigger buying crappy fake luxury brands.

Ronnie would have worn 20 year old shirts he had.

It'd be great for him to see his son threatening to pull down his pants and shit all over his room before bragging that he could get paid for shitting all over himself because he's talented and charismatic.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It'd be great for him to see his son threatening to pull down his pants and shit all over his room before bragging that he could get paid for shitting all over himself because he's talented and charismatic.

Flashbacks to Ronnie changing Ralph’s diaper