🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MeltyTW]

Lmfao what a fucking moron. I guess it’s back to another courtroom eh @theralph ? Just living that SIGMA grind of 4+ court ordered appointments at all times. Based.



In other news, is it just me or has he lost a fuckton of viewers in the last month or so? I mean look at these numbers at primetime with BPS to help cohost! Thats a big ole OOF if I ever saw one.

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thats just his real viewers without bots. like how his youtube was at 4 viewers without bots.

do a killstream style show for a couple months. do it on odysee and rub the viewer count in ralph's face. constantly mention how you get more views and donations than ralph so he'll go broke making phantom donations to himself to try to keep up. there's real opportunity here.

oh also try to guests ralph cant get on, even if its just to get them on to say hi and fuck off

i just realized ralph might have lied about not wearing underwear hes wearing panties in the first memphis micro leak

 

[Crystal Golem]

do a killstream style show for a couple months. do it on odysee and rub the viewer count in ralph's face. constantly mention how you get more views and donations than ralph so he'll go broke making phantom donations to himself to try to keep up. there's real opportunity here.

Do this but only refer to him vaguely and say he's not worth mentioning cause of his pitiful view/dono count.

Oh and if anybody really wanted to make ralph mad you could do a weekly rundown of which of his sportsball teams lost. There used to be this guy who would call in to the KS just to bust Ralph's balls in a friendly way and Ralph would get so unreasonably mad just over some dude going like "roll tide sucks, fuck roll tide!" or whatever.

 

[Null]

do a killstream style show for a couple months. do it on odysee and rub the viewer count in ralph's face. constantly mention how you get more views and donations than ralph so he'll go broke making phantom donations to himself to try to keep up. there's real opportunity here.

That is a ton of effort to prove I'm better than someone when I already know I am.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

I've had some ideas for a show with more than just me but there's no way I'd do it every night. There is a very limited list of people I'd actually want to cohost with. I also just don't care to talk about politics in general.

I think about how badly shit's fucked all the time and I like to look at people like Ralph and his little world to distract myself from that. I'm super concerned about where I want to live 10 years from now and Ralph is just watching ESPN clips because black men playing sports is the most important thing in the world to him.

There's probably a PKA-style podcast that's in the cards but making it happen is a different story. Especially right now, I'm stretched extraordinarily thin.

Each time Ralph has another falling out with a Z-celeb, you should try to do a show with them (similar to what you done with Rekeita). Doesn't have to be long either, we know how badly it would make Ralph seethe to see his new enemy suddenly get access to all of his dirty laundry

 

[NPC304348]

That is a ton of effort to prove I'm better than someone when I already know I am.

no effort just some time. it would take zero effort to make a better version of the killstream. just have guests and ask them relevant questions instead of making them watch fox news clips. you could do this in your sleep and it would drive ralph absolutely insane. we need more corn josh.

 

[Terrorist]

Evil Ethan Ralph be like “It is all correct, and in fact it was probably me”

 

[heathercho]

Honestly, I think at this point Ralph's ego is going to kill his grift a lot quicker than anyone else could.
He's losing his shit at everyone in his "sector". He's cracking under the weight of his own gunt. He's in the gamble-gunt arc with a 2nd child on the way, numerous enemies, a dying show, May as his helpmeet and an ever-increasingly distant Gator.

This is a treat to observe, as is. He's unravelling and his own hubris forces him to carefully document it all. No one needs to gloat or poke. He's doing all the work himself.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

When I tuned in last night, Ralph literally only asked Dyer questions that came from superchats and when there were none left he brought up a daily mail article about Daniel Craig going to gay bars, read the title and acted "shocked" and then proceeded to say, "OK, let's read this to see what it says". I then closed the tab.

He brings guests and gets visibly angry to the point where he almost offers to fight them because they make a lighthearted joke about him.
He spends part of his "morning" show interacting with the chat here, then playing news clips about sports shit no one cars about.

And yet, somehow, his audience still makes fun of Tonka when Ralph is basically on the same level of dead air.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

I've had some ideas for a show with more than just me but there's no way I'd do it every night. There is a very limited list of people I'd actually want to cohost with. I also just don't care to talk about politics in general.

I think about how badly shit's fucked all the time and I like to look at people like Ralph and his little world to distract myself from that. I'm super concerned about where I want to live 10 years from now and Ralph is just watching ESPN clips because black men playing sports is the most important thing in the world to him.

There's probably a PKA-style podcast that's in the cards but making it happen is a different story. Especially right now, I'm stretched extraordinarily thin.

John Stewart Daily Show style show with correspondents. Spectre can be the chief Military, Doctor, Lawyer, Astronaut, Babe correspondent.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Gunt seething at Jay Dyer lol.

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Jesus motherfucking Chris(t) Gunt is so thin skinned he literally cannot take any degree of banter.
You'd think from his reaction Ralph had been raised on an island of women, he seems to have no idea how guys talk to each other, but he was a fucking IBS host for fucks sake, seriously what the fuck has happened to Gunty?
It's Josh's fault, ever since that Corn joke Ralph just can't take a joke.

 

[Atomic Ant]

i'd say if there were more alternatives that did what he did. no one would even show up. You think Jay Dyer or Mark Collett or David Duke has a lot of shows begging them to come on?

Dude Jay Dyer is not some D-list wignat. His channel focuses on philosophy and christian apologetics, and he routinely outdoes Ralph even doing a show focused on dry topics like that. He runs a discord with about 1000 active users right now. He does not need the Killstream's quasi-exposure. Ralph should be thanking him for taking a night to stoop down to his level.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Adding to the Dyer Saga :

 

[Keranu]

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"I remembered you as a guy who could make fun of himself"

Wait, so Ralph never officially apologized? I haven't heard a "sorry" or "my bad" once. Instead he makes Jay apologize.

Jay Dyer behaved too much like a gentleman. Should have told him to huff shit and hang up before he could wee wee weeeee like a piggu bitch.

 

[Wodanaz]

Gunt seething at Jay Dyer lol.

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Good fucking lord, this is unbearably awkward and cringe. I nearly shut the stream off when Josh played this clip. I can only imagine the shit that goes on in ralph's life when the camera is off. Does he take the uber eats guy's polite chitchat as a challenge to his masculinity? The mind boggles.

 

[MeltyTW]

Gunt seething at Jay Dyer lol.

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what a fucking embarrassment, this is why ralph will never ever win, jay realized he might have taken the jokes personally and let gunt just load with the insults that meekly went along with, apologized multiple times, clarified they were jokes and nothing more, and gunt STILL wanted something more from the guy and still felt injured and slighted and had to act the tough guy just to calm down enough to tolerate jay. null and all the users from this site could spread ass and beg gunt to fuck them and their wives and tell ralph theyll sign legal documents saying the site isnt troo and delete his thread and hed STILL be a whiny baby pissant who isnt happy about it until the day he dies before 40

That is a ton of effort to prove I'm better than someone when I already know I am.

but the piggy reeing and the piggy oinking. imagine the ultimate reee rising above the pasture of lesser pigs than ours in glorious shrill harmony with the earth rejoicing in the sound of his pain and abject misery.

plus for killstream quality all youd have to do is set up a looped tucker playlist with a randomized mouth noise playlist.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

That is a ton of effort to prove I'm better than someone when I already know I am.

If you treated it as a serious act of contempt for Ralph, you’re right it would be too much effort. But if you treated it as lighthearted trolling /parody, to poke fun at Ralph, it could be a lot of fun, and really funny. Besides, prep would be easy— just bring on 2 or 3 guests to sperg at, read news, shit your pants, and fill up the dead air with Tucker Carlson clips.

 

[Sammich]

Seems like a pretty pathetic display for Jay Dyer to sit there and take it from Ralph. He should have called him a fat faggot and told him to go and fuck himself.

Dyer played it great I thought, look how fucking terrible it made ralph look, if Dyer had fired back Ralph could have spun it as "see, this fucking faggot was seething the entire time, Fuck that guy, i MADE Jay Dyer"

 

[Puck]

Literally mere mintues Jay Dyer tries to make some jokes, Ralph took it personally uh-oh...

Thanks for this !

Jay Dyer will most likely not be invited to the killstream anymore.

Jay Dyer will ask Ralph after the show "What was that about" and things will clear up.

Jay Dyer will not want to come on the stream anymore.

Jay Dyer most likely has no clue why ralph sperged out on him, He may never find out. Ralph is such a fucking idiot that he lost his cool and he probably exposed himself to more eyes in regards to his sperg out.

Just for fun I tried a webm to convert the obs recording .

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Ralph's lying about having 2 kids btw

1. He's not on Xanders birth certificate, as its been pointed out before, in California it's very simple for a father to get added to the birth certificate, you contact the state, provide your DNA, and if it checks out you get added. So why hasn't Ralph petitioned the state? It's because Ralph is a cuck and he knows that he's not Xander's father and he can't stand the shame and embarrasment of it.
2. Pantsu hasn't even foaled yet, for all we know JaMarcus from down the block is the biological father of that pony.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Ralph's lying about having 2 kids btw

1. He's not on Xanders birth certificate, so he clearly didn't father that child
2. Pantsu's foal hasn't even been born yet, for all we know JaMarcus from down the block is the biological father

It could be a stallion from the local stable as far as anyone knows with pantsu's foal.

 

[Stasi]

Good fucking lord, this is unbearably awkward and cringe. I nearly shut the stream off when Josh played this clip. I can only imagine the shit that goes on in ralph's life when the camera is off. Does he take the uber eats guy's polite chitchat as a challenge to his masculinity? The mind boggles.

I'll give one thing to Ralph though, that guy was a colossal faggot...for not clapping back. Any normal man (or woman really) world tell Ralph to go eat shit and stop being such a bitch. I get trying to be polite if the host makes a shitty comment but Ralph came at him for like two minutes and its not like hes some big shot host, hes a low IQ wigger who barely gets above 200 viewers. Have some balls and tell him to get fucked.