He can't be serious, even in his first dickpic it's clear our Mensch isn't exactly well-endowed. It's ok Ralph, it doesn't make you a lesser man, you have a small dick it's fine don't be a nigger about it.
Exactly, Jim has stated many times that if people start demanding that he go after someone, he won't just to piss them off. And knowing some of the retards in this thread, I bet they could have put him off of ever going after Ralph in no time.
Maybe Jim just likes Ralph more than you. Maybe everybody likes everybody else more than you. You're always complaining that nobody likes you. It's one of the reasons nobody likes you except people like me.
Why do you need to like Null just to make fun of Ralph?
So he found the meth again? What a way to type so much and say so little. Furthermore, upload speed of what: the hotel internet? Good fucking luck, that's there as a convenience while they scan all your shit and traffic. Just like they track your habits with your shitty free credit card and every time your phone's bluetooth passes by one of their thousands of beacons so they know where you are at any given time.
That's not Ethan Ralph, that's the guest for tonight.
I don't think a meth pipe is going to go over well with his audience of bots but who knows these days.
Don't believe your lying eyes alawgs! Ethan Ralph is the huwhite King ding a ling!
For us Eurofags, 8 inches = 20.32 centimeters.
I don't think I've ever cared what anyone thought of me fren. I've pointed out an inconsistency. Not my problem if it makes you unhappy.
Don't you think it's possible Uncle Jimbo doesn't want to get into a mudshow with Ralph since he's just exhausting to be around? I mean I enjoy laughing at his silly antics but being the object of his scorn like you are must be draining. Also I think Jim doesn't want to talk about Ralph since that's probably the only thing that would shame him into not giving us content anymore and Jim's admitted to killing Lolcows by talking about them too much.
Measure twice, lie once.
Then just say that. Repeating myself: why prepare things to deflect comments about Ralph if he's just trying not to get involved.
lmfao the 4d chess cope with the wallets, but ralph come one even your most loyal paypig admit your weiner is small, i think even gaytor would probably only lie about it being average, we saw faith literally be unable to keep it in for being so small, no one believes that, even people who cope about josh and your numbers and not being hacked and simultaneously saying it was tha dang ol kiwifaroumers who hacked it say its small
I see what happened here. He measured it in centimeters rather than inches.
“May! Get the fucking ruler, you see what these faggots are saying about me?”
